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TF: Give me your finest ale!
And a Molotov cocktail
for this maiden fine.

VG: You don't know the name of ANY other cocktail, do you?

TF: 'Oooh, mighty heroes ye seem. Perhaps ye can rid this here town of the evil that has taken root in the cathedral,' said the barkeep.
'Hold my beer!' roared the warrior, as he grabbed his mighty sword.
Let us cleanse this land as forth he strode.
The Sorceress rolled her eyes, err, sleeves
and followed along, in her company her drink.

VG: She's not going to be happy with this portrayal...

TF: So the brave duo cleaved
skeletons and imps!
Aye, with sword and spell,
they even felled
a butcher of men!
Without retreating, down they descended
from catacombs to caves,
down to the very depths of hell!
Slaying all who stood in their path.
Until lo!
Before them stood an evil most prime!

VG: You don't say...

TF: Far too great, for our intrepid adventurers,
was the foul demon's power, the Sorceress realised.
All their power they would to put in their next attack!
And so they let their powers combine!
From there, the Great Sword of Total Annihilation was born.
With one fell swoop, foul evil was shorn!
Victorious, the duo returned to the town!
Where the warrior's ale was nary the warm!

VG: And was she still carrying her Molotov cocktail?

TF: And that's the story of the first team-up of Saucy and Sven!

VG: You just recited the plot of Diablo...

***

This tale is told by the man named The Fixer
Who didn't know what to do with this picture
So a tale he wove, as epic as could be
To undermine the title conferred by me.

Things are going from bard to verse.

***

The beefy warrior is Sven Thorsen. RagingCyc0ne may or may not be aware that Sven went off on this adventure.
The saucy sorceress is Alicia Dudley. FDComics believes he's in charge of her.

I rendered the image with the thought of how simple things might be tackled in a household of superpowered people. Except, when I shared it with RagingCyc0ne & FDComics , Sven's boss pointed out that I had used an older picture of Sven to depict him (I'm still catching up on that universe so I did not know that Sven was The Jarl ) indicating that perhaps it could be of an earlier adventure the two had together. Anyways, I was just writing all this down when I saw the post being shared, said a loud eep, but then figured, oh well... I'm on a roll, why stop now

Dungeon to explore courtesy Noone102000

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Update: Every time I post a picture, I'm certain I've missed something. This one was on for a while before I looked again closely and realised that Sorceress is missing her mask . So I found her mask and put it on then I realised that Sven's sword is blocking the view of Saucy's boots so I moved them around a bit Finally, I was tweaking Sorceress's dress colour to render properly in white light, which made it go a bit different in this torchlight dungeon

Description
TF: Give me your finest ale!
And a Molotov cocktail
for this maiden fine.

VG: You don't know the name of ANY other cocktail, do you?

TF: 'Oooh, mighty heroes ye seem. Perhaps ye can rid this here town of the evil that has taken root in the cathedral,' said the barkeep.
'Hold my beer!' roared the warrior, as he grabbed his mighty sword.
Let us cleanse this land as forth he strode.
The Sorceress rolled her eyes, err, sleeves
and followed along, in her company her drink.

VG: She's not going to be happy with this portrayal...

TF: So the brave duo cleaved
skeletons and imps!
Aye, with sword and spell,
they even felled
a butcher of men!
Without retreating, down they descended
from catacombs to caves,
down to the very depths of hell!
Slaying all who stood in their path.
Until lo!
Before them stood an evil most prime!

VG: You don't say...

TF: Far too great, for our intrepid adventurers,
was the foul demon's power, the Sorceress realised.
All their power they would to put in their next attack!
And so they let their powers combine!
From there, the Great Sword of Total Annihilation was born.
With one fell swoop, foul evil was shorn!
Victorious, the duo returned to the town!
Where the warrior's ale was nary the warm!

VG: And was she still carrying her Molotov cocktail?

TF: And that's the story of the first team-up of Saucy and Sven!

VG: You just recited the plot of Diablo...

***

This tale is told by the man named The Fixer
Who didn't know what to do with this picture
So a tale he wove, as epic as could be
To undermine the title conferred by me.

Things are going from bard to verse.

***

The beefy warrior is Sven Thorsen. RagingCyc0ne may or may not be aware that Sven went off on this adventure.
The saucy sorceress is Alicia Dudley. FDComics believes he's in charge of her.

I rendered the image with the thought of how simple things might be tackled in a household of superpowered people. Except, when I shared it with RagingCyc0ne & FDComics , Sven's boss pointed out that I had used an older picture of Sven to depict him (I'm still catching up on that universe so I did not know that Sven was The Jarl ) indicating that perhaps it could be of an earlier adventure the two had together. Anyways, I was just writing all this down when I saw the post being shared, said a loud eep, but then figured, oh well... I'm on a roll, why stop now

Dungeon to explore courtesy Noone102000

***

Update: Every time I post a picture, I'm certain I've missed something. This one was on for a while before I looked again closely and realised that Sorceress is missing her mask . So I found her mask and put it on then I realised that Sven's sword is blocking the view of Saucy's boots so I moved them around a bit Finally, I was tweaking Sorceress's dress colour to render properly in white light, which made it go a bit different in this torchlight dungeon