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Meet Roxy's "mom." Or "dad." Host? I'm not sure what you would call Deadpool in this situation. I'm not sure "victim" works either since his healing factor takes care of the whole death issue.When you think about it though, considering his brother's offspring , this probably isn't the worst Thor's seen. Steve is both horrified and desperately trying to turn off his brain before he even begins to consider how Loki went about birthing a horse . But for the record, Cap has a great Jenna Marbles face.
Yet another collab between ~Res-Gestae and myself. I colored sketched all the characters and bgs, while Res made sense of my scribbles, put down some shading, and did the word bubbles. Her amazing, easy to read word bubbles.
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i don't even want to know why deadpool was in that hive
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It seems that a alien had sex with an uglier avocado (Deadpool reference)
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I don’t know what’s scary the Xeno or the fact fact it was born from Deadpool which seems way worse
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a xeno with a healing factor, what can go wrong?
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A list the size of Tony’s ego XD
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I don't know if Marvel has ever answered that question or will ever answer that question...
I know what the MCU's answer is (with Hela and all), but we need a consistent answer.
Otherwise, we mere mortals will constantly be asking questions.
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Hi there!
I'm a professional VO talent. I'm wondering if you'll let me do a comic dub of this little strip. If so, I'll credit you and promote your work on YouTube. Any interest?
Let me know if you're into that!
Have a great day!
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U know it's bad when u have be reminded of ur "kid's" name by TONY STARK
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nothing impressive.
I know a goddess witch was born from a severed massive .
which meant that the massive was pregnant?... i don't know how this work.
EDIT: your work is cool, don't take it seriously XD
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Norse mythology is great.
Shouldn't be what the Hel?
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you're right!! man, i need to read up on the ol' norse mythology.
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Or just listen to Amon Amarth, Twilight of the Thunder god is only thing that comforts me during tunderstorms.
I'm affraid of lightning and so is my best friend.
Lightning nearly hit me.
Fun fact english names for days of the week are based on Norse mythology.
you want wierd tales wait until you read about Slavic mythology.
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*chcukle*...THORSday. XD where oh where do they come up with this stuff! wait, being afraid of lightning....man, i use to hate lighting meself, but then i took a trip to gotham...and suddenly i fell in love with it! XD i saw it as another part of the dark and ancient atmosphere! wait even more, I HAVE TO READ SLAVIC MYTHOLOGY??!!!
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Steve's face. Steve's face. Steve's face. *dies*
This is awesome.
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Deadpool gives birth to Xenopool/Deadmorph? Yeah we'er screwed.
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Not sure If I should feel sorry for Loki or disgusted. On one hand the child support checks must have been murder, on the other hand he fathered or in some cases gave birth to the entities that will cause the end of Asgard.
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Loki is kinda like my D&D character.
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Fortunately, Loki was transformed into a mare at the time. It was part of a complex trick to cheat a giant out of his pay for building Asgard, by luring his stallion workhorse away (as I remember it). BTW, that "Loki's Children" link is fantastic.
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I remember once, in an issue of "Hulk" written by Peter David, where Betty Ross heard these tales as well, and said "These Asgardians will procreate with pretty much anything not nailed down, huh?"
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Norse mythology folks.
And for the record, Loki shapeshifts into a mare (Yes a girl and a horse) and had Sleipnir. He did this to save Freya's ass. Want the full myth, look it up.
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Well that's just great. Now we got a Xenomorph with a healing factor.
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Then we are screwed.
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And we know who to blame for this.
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You know... now that I give it more thought, I may have just realized something. when a xenomorph is gestating inside a host it adopts some of its host's DNA into its own, such results of this being the xenos take on the charecteristics of said host (like the predalien) resulting in much more dangerous and stronger xenomorph. So when the face hugger implanted an embryo into deadpool bonding with his DNA and the chestburster pops out of of him growing into a full xenomorph, then shouldn't the xenomorph have his abilities as well? Like his healing factor? Because that could be a possibility.
Because Just thinking of a xenomorph with a healing factor is not just awsome but scary as well, and I can imagine it would be very difficult to kill.
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I mean, I'm pretty sure that nobody at Marvel has any clue how DNA works, but if they skimp on the cancer then they're canonically dead 'morphs walking, and I see no reason why they would ever have cancer.
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Man, scrap Thor and all the rest - just Deadpool and that I FEEL PREGNANT chestbursting angel-birthing section makes me laugh.
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Awwww, COME O~NNN 
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Nope. wanna hear the story how Loki became a mother?
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* smug Loki-Face * " I'm listening ... ... "
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Sorry it took me so long to respond. Different Time zones in all.
Okay, the story goes like this. It all starts with an unnamed builder who offered to build a wall for the gods around their home that would keep out invaders and in exchange for his work he wanted the goddess Freyja, the sun, and the moon. After some debate, the gods agree, but they have conditions. He has to complete the work in a set period of time. With no HELP. The builder makes a single request; that he may have help from his stallion Svaðilfari. And because of Loki, they agree to his request. Because there is no possible human way, one man and a horse could finish the job (Boy were they wrong)
SO yada yada yada he was nearly done with the work, (because he and the horse weren't human... or a normal horse) the gods weren't happy, they didn't want to give this man/creture... THING! Freyja, the Sun or the Moon, they blamed Loki and told him that if he didn't fix this, he'd be put to death. So the moral of the story IS! Norse gods are stingy and dis-honorable, and don't hold up to their end of the Deal. (Smite me Thor i dare you!!)
Okay, so Loki swore an oath. That he would devise a scheme to cause the builder to forfeit the payment, whatever (I stress the word WHATEVER) it would cost himself (COST HIMSELF). So, Loki turns himself into a mare and lures Svaðilfara away, with his feminine wiles. The builder chases after them and somewhere along the line it was revealed that he was a hrimthurs Basically a giant, and they decided to disregard their arrangement and called Thor to do battle and killed him. (But that's not important)
So Svaðilfari chases Loki for (I don't remember how long) until he finally catches him and has such dealings with him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Which resulted in him giving birth to a grey eight-legged foal who will grow up to become Odins mighty steed, Sleippnir.
poor Loki.
And you can look all this up in the ever so confusing Book Prose Edda (Gylfaginning), and learn all about the wacky way's of the Norse gods written by Snorri Sturluson. Or google the stuff. Honestly the book is just one big headache waiting to happen. hope you enjoyed my inane ramblings, and have a good year.
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If "that" Story would be true in the actual Marvel-Heroes Universe,
it would be the biggest Laugh of all Times - and also Loki's biggest
Humiliation ever. Knowing the "loving Brother-Side" of Thor, he would
of Course haste to Loki's Defense the very Second he notices that
People would make Fun about Loki for that.
He would threaten everyone with his Wrath, doesnt matter if with
or "without" Mjolnir
Brother for Loki
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it also would make the scene in the first movie with Odin riding sleipnir to retrieve Thor and Loki from Jotunheim that much more interesting.
comic wise most of that is absent though, Hel is around and Loki's daughter (waiting to see if that is kept in the next movie).
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it also would make the scene in the first movie with Odin riding sleipnir to retrieve Thor and Loki from Jotunheim that much more interesting.
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I start to think i probably know why Loki thinks ill of his Father and Brother.
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Yeah, I like their brotherly relationship too (Before Loki lost all sanity) and would have liked to see more of that.
You know the guy is bad, but you still just wanna see his nice side.
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is it just me or am i tempted to sing an altered version of "uncle fucker" and change the lyrics to that its called "horse fucker"
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Oh lord this means Roxy is probably going to have a few mutations, maybe alien cancer and a constant unnatural craving for chimychangas to go with the brains she spears with her tongue mouth.
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Spider-Man's has the BEST reaction!!!!! 
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