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Published: 2005-02-17 03:51:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 26422; Favourites: 426; Downloads: 859
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Bweeheeeeee. Yeah, Snake wins this one. He's way smarter than Dante. WAY smarter. (Except he somehow couldn't figure out Master was Liquid even when his accent kept slipping . . . )Did you know Snake has an IQ of 180 and speaks seven languages fluently?? I know this because it's written on the side of my Solid Snake figurine box. ^____^
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Dante: 2
Snake: 2
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Very accurate and true. Dante I love you and all but you may want to open up a book or two and educate yourself.
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It's weird that you combined all of the MGS plot even though Solid wasn't in 3.
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lol LOVE your art so freakin funny,i really did spit out my soda laughing
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To be fair, how many of you guessed that "Master Miller" was actually Liquid in disguise before the big reveal? (Having read spoilers beforehand doesn't count.)
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LMAO, this is great! 
For me, Dante is smart, but doesn't want to deal with a storyline plot like that. He's probably thinking along the lines of "what the--? What kind of psycho plot is this?!"
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"Did you know Snake has an IQ of 180 and speaks seven languages fluently?? I know this because it's written on the side of my Solid Snake figurine box. ^____^" ---
A. I Have an IQ of 235.
B. That is undoubtably an Official Solid Snake (tm) Figurine. It even comes with a Replica Box.
C. I have the Attention span of a Pichu on Meth, Acid, and Speed.
D. I Also......OOO! A SHINY!
*Runs off*
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Oh my God that is so fun to read in Solid Snake voice.
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yeah...Dante is totally thinking "waaat da faaaack?! this dude's completely psycho..."
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hahahahahaha anybody who beat mgs1 should be laughing there asses off
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aahh sweet,sweet revenge what can i say Metal Gear is my FAV,and so the style of snake so stoic,i've played Devil May Cry 3 and i also like the boorish of Dante.That's really creative,cool cartoon
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Lol thats how I stay When i hear the story of Metal Gear! XDD
GO BIG BOSS KICK DANTES BUTT WITH KNOWLEDGE!!
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yesh i know alot bout snake but i know more bout dante cuz i like him more and i'm puting all these on my fave's GET OVER IT XD
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I'm going to reply to the description:
You can also read Solid Snake's description on Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
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You forgot the part where if Snake defeats a bunch of women with PTSD nonlethally, he gets a gun that kills vampires. Except there's no vampires because of the nanomachines.
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These "Dante vs Snake" pics are hilarious, all of them! Could you please give me a permission to translate them into russian and post in one russian dmc blog? Please?)
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woot! it's all tied up! ^_^ but in the end YOU win! 
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Dante always wins. Cause he;s a monster and Snake is just some old guy.
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lol u rite dante kicks ass and snake just hides under a cardboard box. WTF it up with a old man hiding under a box???
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"Did you know Snake has an IQ of 180 and speaks seven languages fluently?? I know this because it's written on the side of my Solid Snake figurine box. ^____^" --- are you serious!?
And hey, Naked and Solid are two different people it's not their fault if some intelligence is lost in the cloning process
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omg i never knew such things about snake! which 7 languages?
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holy crap 180 and 7 languages? dude thats awsome! also i think this freaking rocks lol its so funny! Dante's expressing a "wt_F_?" look. the MOST priceless one ive ever seen in the WTF? looks lol. can you make a pic of Dante and Snake doing some kind of >_O wtf? look at Vergil? that would be awsome!
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Dante's expression is priceless^^ Poor little Dante and his limited intelligence... he's just too darn cool for common sence >8]
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Colonel: Yes
XD Great piece and the plots for Metal Gear Solid do sometimes lose the player
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lmao, this one is absolutely perfect! fav, fav and fav.
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Damn. Everyone's said everything already. Well... nice work man
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solid snakes figure box???
what i want one too XD
yeah snake you'll win XD
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LMAO! That is so true, the DMC games don't really have any major plot twists at all, where as the Metal Gear games have a very intricate story line (well, apart from MGS2, that was just confusing). I'm so giving this a fave!
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XDDD
Throw an educational musical in and it would be all set.
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