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ZekeEugene [2014-12-28 23:28:41 +0000 UTC]
DANTE, Y U NO TROLL MERYL?
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SolitaryLapTopTVLove [2014-10-20 22:40:23 +0000 UTC]
Really Dante?! Why would want to piss off Solid Snake?! He should instead go bug Meryl for choosing to marry Johnny in Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns Of The Patriots.
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DarkLordofMordor4800 [2014-02-15 10:57:27 +0000 UTC]
He should get Raiden to kick Dante's ass
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BlackImpulse [2014-01-31 17:13:11 +0000 UTC]
Dante's face, priceless!
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JohnnyThat1Dude [2012-12-28 07:14:44 +0000 UTC]
And then we found Dante with his neck snapped and needed a new demon. Thats how we got the black haired Dante.
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DoomMarine58 [2012-08-31 02:56:55 +0000 UTC]
Snake"That maybe true, but my games have a good story, likable characters, and game-play that requires more than mindless button mashing by 20 year old neck-beards, at-least when we have 15 minute cut-scenes they're actually used to advance the plot and not just show off the main characters "bad-assness"
Dante"...MY GAME HAS TITS!!!"
Snake"So does mine, but they actually have a personality attached."
Dante (Goes of to lament the fact that he only exists because of resident evil)
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kingofthings7929 [2012-08-19 04:47:23 +0000 UTC]
Note ti self use phrase "on Ocelot's magic hand" more often.
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JakeMuller [2012-05-21 12:01:03 +0000 UTC]
Makes it seem like a gay joke.
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Akogara [2011-12-28 22:10:44 +0000 UTC]
LOL
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TheiLazy [2011-10-03 02:49:45 +0000 UTC]
They see me trolling, they hating~!
Ah Dante, you prick. We love ya for it.
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SoInhumane [2011-08-18 02:08:46 +0000 UTC]
Dante: U mad? :trollfaceplz:
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Teodor80 [2011-07-26 21:52:29 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for accepting.
Ok, what did Dante do to get this frequency ?
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cyril90 [2011-07-25 23:51:27 +0000 UTC]
oddly enough, I could see snake and dante getting along fairly well if they ever crossed over the stories
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Streaked-Silver [2011-06-29 14:56:07 +0000 UTC]
the sad thing is.. after seeing Big Boss litterally overhead press a massive mobile fortress off of him so hard it LEFT THE GROUND by a few FEET in Peace Walker... i honestly dont know who would win in a fight.... D:
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EvilBecky [2011-05-11 07:52:07 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to be using that phrase from now on!!!
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Sound-of-Roxas [2011-03-21 19:35:05 +0000 UTC]
snake...snake...sanke.....UR SO DAM JELOUS!!!!
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EliceValentine [2011-01-07 05:20:45 +0000 UTC]
"I swear on Ocelot's magic hand." jajajaja that totally made my night
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Madpredator [2010-12-30 19:10:59 +0000 UTC]
JAJAJAJA
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lemonkitty1 [2010-09-04 02:50:13 +0000 UTC]
OLI OLI OOO!!!
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bmouse [2010-07-07 08:40:55 +0000 UTC]
Ahahahahahaha. Now Snake needs to give his frequency to Rose to retaliate. Dante would beg for mercy in no time!
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Tlallicoatl [2010-04-05 01:25:27 +0000 UTC]
FAV!
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Crash3r81 [2010-01-28 02:45:49 +0000 UTC]
snake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metrosexual poser
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Kakanma [2009-12-14 05:17:27 +0000 UTC]
-Hey Snake! Snake! Hey Snake, I know you can hear me! SNAKE!! Snaaaaaaake.
(Three hours later)
-Why won't you just SHUT UP!
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TobiusMcKenzie [2009-11-03 21:51:28 +0000 UTC]
LOL XD My two favourite game idols fighting, this is brilliant xD
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maDstalliOn [2009-09-24 05:06:50 +0000 UTC]
XDDDDDDDDDD the trash "talking-attitude" of Dante never fails, i hate to be in Snake place.
very good and funny work
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noxxigirl [2009-09-11 09:38:52 +0000 UTC]
EVERYONE calls Snake just to piss him off. He's like a bad sex-line
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Yuki-maru [2009-09-11 06:59:17 +0000 UTC]
oh poor snake......dante are you really THAT dumb? lol
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DelatoDarion [2009-08-20 10:39:34 +0000 UTC]
Hah! I thought of a decent alternate line for Dante!
"Hey, sent a demon back to hell today and saved the living realm! What did you do, put some guys t sleep?"
I love Snake's line though. I wouldn't change that for the world. Go Ocelot's magic hand!
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touya-dono [2009-03-30 02:46:06 +0000 UTC]
lmfao! made of winnn
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Flyer3 [2009-02-07 12:32:07 +0000 UTC]
Snake: Jesus, how does everyone know my codec number?! >_<
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lunar-steel91 In reply to Flyer3 [2010-02-14 01:56:30 +0000 UTC]
maybe it's pure luck....?
cuz sometimes by brother guesses the frequencies when he forgets or doesn't know them....
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CrazedPotato In reply to Flyer3 [2009-02-23 23:22:18 +0000 UTC]
Hey Snake, there are bombs there.
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onewingedjrocker [2009-01-27 19:56:19 +0000 UTC]
omg That's amazing. rofl!
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CrazedPotato [2008-04-11 20:39:38 +0000 UTC]
I think all they're really level with each other on is that at some point they both almost killed their brothers. Not sure if Dante actually killed his or not, then Liquid Snake got FoxDie'd in the first MGS but his arm was talking in MGS2. Never got far enough in to learn if Liquid was dead for good or not.
But yeah. They're on the same level there and that's it. :B
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jadeiswolf34 [2008-04-08 14:24:45 +0000 UTC]
Snake is not amused. xD lol
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LadyLunaNinja [2008-03-09 11:47:57 +0000 UTC]
ROFL omg this had me in stiches xDDDD nice! <3
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EvoFurianSpartan [2008-02-29 20:24:58 +0000 UTC]
ahahahahhaha so funny lol.
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RenValentine [2008-02-07 02:04:20 +0000 UTC]
Your humor never ceases to amaze me!
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