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Mulunia [2015-05-06 02:25:18 +0000 UTC]
I wish I could remember all the hilarious NPC conversations I've witnessed.
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GoddessZenith [2011-12-04 18:08:14 +0000 UTC]
I got a good one in Skyrim:
*walking though town*
DRAGON:RAOOOOOOR
*dragon flys on top of a house*
*runs to talk to guard*
Guard: My cousins out fighting dragons, and what to I get? Guard duty.
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Dragonzrkool [2011-11-05 16:28:05 +0000 UTC]
The things NPCs say...
It is mind blowing.
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supernova38 In reply to Dragonzrkool [2011-11-07 01:17:28 +0000 UTC]
so true. assuming you mean NPC as in video game characters, then i have a funny example.
theres a game called half life and a scientist character. theres two kinda you see in this game, a scientist with glasses and one with a fro. if you stand near them they say things like "did you fix the beverage machine yet?" and one of those lines is "someones hidden my glasses again" but the scientist WEARING glasses says that sometimes. XD
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OblivionJunkey94 [2011-10-18 08:48:39 +0000 UTC]
You should do one of a argonian talking do his pal "hey I saw a dragon today" his pal say"don't be a fool their extinct" and just as he says it a dragon swoops him out of the air
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Nocmin [2011-10-16 07:29:03 +0000 UTC]
They probably still wouldn't believe it if daedra were ripping their faces off...
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TehWoodElf [2011-09-29 20:39:28 +0000 UTC]
LOVE. IT. AGAIN.
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Grimsone [2011-09-29 09:59:31 +0000 UTC]
Yay for green haired wood elf jackie chan!.
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PapaPicosa In reply to Teawithmagician [2011-09-29 22:26:55 +0000 UTC]
Wow that was just an awesome comment, thank you much! Hahah.
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GrimweaverArt [2011-09-29 08:08:42 +0000 UTC]
lol people in Oblivion are stupid XD
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GrimweaverArt In reply to PapaPicosa [2011-09-29 23:45:18 +0000 UTC]
Like the Count of Cheydinhaal's son....
"HAZAAAAAH! Omgimgoingtobeahero! Charge!" *gets a zillion arrows and spells shot at him and he dies..*
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breyercrazy [2011-09-29 04:11:19 +0000 UTC]
lol! Speaking of the unusual, if you are doing the TG questline, after Lex is moved to Anvil, try talking to him about the Gray Fox. So funny! hehe
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YourWaywardDestiny [2011-09-29 03:05:53 +0000 UTC]
I would have killed them. I would have killed them hard for being such retards. Being so stupid, they'll probably get themselves killed if you didn't off, so really it's just more humane to off before they think to breed and pass on the stupidity. It'd be for the good of society, really.
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PapaPicosa In reply to YourWaywardDestiny [2011-09-29 22:25:43 +0000 UTC]
If it makes you feel better, I did. (After saving of course)
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LucidDreamer96 [2011-09-29 02:47:15 +0000 UTC]
this reminds me of when you put on the gray cowl of nocturnal and talk to an npc "Oh my god your the Gray Fox, please don't hurt me." scroll down the the "Gray Fox" option "I think he's just a myth"
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