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Published: 2014-10-30 13:05:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1580; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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So... I should probably explain this...Some crazy Evangelicals have called me ridiculous names in the past, simply because I'm Catholic. I've been called a "heretic" for asking Mary, the angels and saints to pray for me, and I've been called a "cannibal" because I believe that the bread and wine offered at Mass are the Body and Blood of Jesus Christ.
What manner of voodoo nonsense is this? Clearly, I must be in league with the netherworld because this is just pure evil!
Naturally, this has been the subject of many great lulzy talks with my best bud xiaoniao who is an amazingly almost "Catholic" Protestant. While she and I have our differences, she's at least understanding of my side of things, which is why we've been friends for so damn long. (seriously girl, we old!
)Now for the picture...
Well, it helps if you read the comment section of my most recent journal. porcelain-requiem.deviantart.cā¦
My good buddy xiaoniao and I got silly (as usual) and the terms "cannibal" and "flying heretic" came up in our conversation. And I said, "Now I'm envisioning myself as Hannibal, the Flying Heretic! Bring the kids and enjoy the show!"
She rightfully demanded this needed to be drawn, and it was just too amazing to resist so I did!
So here it is!
ENJOY THE SHOW!!
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And people say Catholics are self-righteous.
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Very nice picture. And funny.
Those "holier than thou" jerks who pick on you seem to conveniently forget the "Let He who is without sin cast the first stone",Ā supposedly said by the guy they claim to worship, in the book they claim to follow. And there's another passage about how ALL HAVE SINNED. Hmm, ignoring your Savior and Scripture when it's inconvenient?
Reminds me of a joke though, several priests and ministers were having an inter-denominational meeting, and an Evangelical minister reminds everyone "remember, we all worship the same Lord, just in different ways, you in your ways, and I in His."
an interesting thing about the "cannibalism"....there are some places where cannibalism was practiced, and they believed when you ate someone you absorbed all that was good about them. So when Catholic missionaries arrived, and figured out their culture, they just told them that communion was like cannibalism, but that Jesus' body was superior that of anyone else. So now, they don't want to ingest anyone inferior.
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Evangelicals like to use the Bible only when it suits them. But yet the Bible is the most amazing thing in the world according to them. Figure that one out...
By these Evangelicals own insults, they implied that Jesus and His Apostles were also cannibals, since they were the ones who originally the Eucharist.
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A bit hard to figure out...that one.
Also, weren't there lines in that same book they hold up so dearly "Drink this wine, for it is my blood, eat this bread, for it is my body", said by He who is so sacred to them? My understanding is that is what Eucharist/Communion is about.
Now a piece of trivia....the most famous painting of "The Last Supper" has a flaw in it. What is it? Hint: it is edible!
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The Eucharist is supposed to be a safe and spotless sacrifice, meaning nothing else must shed blood and be eaten in order to please God.
As Catholics, we continue the tradition. Jesus made it clear that it was His Body and Blood, but the offering He gave was done to put an end to the Jewish temple sacrifices, and so that people can be unified with Him spiritually.
It's oranges from DaVinci's Last Supper. Fun fact: the bread, oranges, and hands in that painting symbolize music notes and form a small song. An Easter Egg that took centuries to figure out.
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Oranges? I was thinking more the bread. Leavened bread. It's not supposed to be there, as the Last Supper was a Passover seder. the "host" used in Catholic services is based on the "matzoh", or flatbread, eaten at Passover. And wine is always drunken during this.
In most languages, the word for "Easter" is based on the Hebrew word Pessach (Passover); English, German, and any language that borrowed the term from them (e.g. Samaon) being exceptions.
Fitting, that something connected to "Easter" has an "Easter Egg."
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The oranges were out of place for the setting the original Last Supper took place in. And yes, the bread is always unleavened, unless it's a Byzantine Catholic Mass.
Easter is the new Passover and Jesus made it clear. Fun facts: the lambs traditionally offered at Passover were drained of their blood, and perched on a cross shaped spit. That's why Jesus was also drained of His Blood and nailed to the cross. And the sacrifice of Abraham was the test by God to see how much Abraham loved Him. Ultimately God told Abraham not to kill his only son and offered him a ram caught in thorns instead, promising Abraham a great many descendants for his love. The sacrifice and ram symbolizes that Jesus would be the Lamb for the final Passover -- God's only begotten Son with His head caught in thorns.
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Best costume ever and description is top notch. Truly we are in the mist of an insane person here.
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so much i can't even take it D8
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Bask in it. Bask in the glory of the heresy and cannibalism of the Roman Catholic Church, and her most notorious faithful, Porcelain-Requiem.
So if I ever have kids, it will be mandatory that they attend this show at least every Christmas and Easter. At least.
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YES!!
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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xD
(I was reading your comments on your journal and I found this.)
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It's amazing what you discover sometimes.
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LOL, YOU, HERETIC? What the----
Apparently some people don't understand the meaning of the Holy Eucharistic
Cute Hannibal ID! XDDD
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Apparently not. Or the reasons why it was put into place... or anything to do with the ancient Judeo-Catholic practices we still follow... I guess they just don't know much.
Thanks.
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Oh, dear. If that's what they call you for being catholic, I'm scared to find out what they'd call me for being mormon.
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I can only imagine...
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Anyway, I'm sorry you've had to deal with the crazies. Good to see you have a good sense of humor about it though!
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You have to in order to get by in this crazy world.
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They called YOU a heretic?Ā Pot, meet kettle.
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I know right? I might not be the best example of holiness, (guarantee I'm not) but I'm definitely not preaching heresy.
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This is so awesome. Got a lot to say about this.
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It's amazing what comes up from a good chat.
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Awesome
"The Lambs Clarice, the Lambs"
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I'm so ba-a-ad!
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No worries (pulls out my Hannibal Mask) I'm with you
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