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AUSTRIA DOLL©
Excuse me, don't seize my vital regions!

Don't you ever feel the need to relax a bit and take a break from that useless homework which you have procrastinated just to piss off your teacher (who will kick your ass later)? Do you feel like you deserve something that is regal and elegant? Then here we have the eloquent, musically-talented with no sense of direction, AUSTRIA DOLL©. Oh yes, this doll will basically play on his JOLLY PIANO for days, usually without a break since his fingers are so adapted to playing endless musical scores. Trust me, don't attempt playing piano especially on his JOLLY PIANO like Austria Doll©, your fingers will be shredded to little stubs. The JOLLY PIANO is made from tears of crying musicians and Prussia. Austria Doll© is very protective of his music and his instruments and he'll throw a classy, elegant fit at you. Austria Doll© comes with a bunch of phrases such as 'DON'T OCCUPY MY VITAL REGIONS!' which appears common to your doll. Prussia Doll usually will try and occupy his vital regions so be careful of that. If you manage to lose his JOLLY PIANO, he'll elegantly scoff and whine at you with 'I need my piano kthx.' . When your Austria Doll© gets very pissed off and loses his bananas, he'll say 'Hungary, please attack___.' it's usually always Prussia Doll that annoys him. Do not get involved in the process. Austria Doll© usually has a AWESOME MAGIC Baton with him at all times, it can create music out of every object or shut that object up such as that annoying teapot that seems to have a grudge on you (true story) or it can include that hideous teen-pop child with a mushroom cut on television. Sometimes your Austria Doll© likes to sip his tea with his Sexy Teapot. It's not really sexy but it was given to him by Hungary Doll so he has no other choice. Make sure he does not get intoxicated from drinking too much tea from the Sexy Teapot.

Austria Doll© comes with Hungary, Germany and Prussia Doll©, JOLLY PIANO, Sexy Teapot and his AWESOME MAGIC BATON.

WARNING: DO NOT LET FRANCE DOLL NEAR AUSTRIA'S ERO ZONE WHICH IS HIS MAGICAL MOLE PLUS HIS STRAND OF HAIR (MARIAZELL) BRING HUNGARY DOLL TO COMBAT IT.

Description
AUSTRIA DOLL©
Excuse me, don't seize my vital regions!

Don't you ever feel the need to relax a bit and take a break from that useless homework which you have procrastinated just to piss off your teacher (who will kick your ass later)? Do you feel like you deserve something that is regal and elegant? Then here we have the eloquent, musically-talented with no sense of direction, AUSTRIA DOLL©. Oh yes, this doll will basically play on his JOLLY PIANO for days, usually without a break since his fingers are so adapted to playing endless musical scores. Trust me, don't attempt playing piano especially on his JOLLY PIANO like Austria Doll©, your fingers will be shredded to little stubs. The JOLLY PIANO is made from tears of crying musicians and Prussia. Austria Doll© is very protective of his music and his instruments and he'll throw a classy, elegant fit at you. Austria Doll© comes with a bunch of phrases such as 'DON'T OCCUPY MY VITAL REGIONS!' which appears common to your doll. Prussia Doll usually will try and occupy his vital regions so be careful of that. If you manage to lose his JOLLY PIANO, he'll elegantly scoff and whine at you with 'I need my piano kthx.' . When your Austria Doll© gets very pissed off and loses his bananas, he'll say 'Hungary, please attack___.' it's usually always Prussia Doll that annoys him. Do not get involved in the process. Austria Doll© usually has a AWESOME MAGIC Baton with him at all times, it can create music out of every object or shut that object up such as that annoying teapot that seems to have a grudge on you (true story) or it can include that hideous teen-pop child with a mushroom cut on television. Sometimes your Austria Doll© likes to sip his tea with his Sexy Teapot. It's not really sexy but it was given to him by Hungary Doll so he has no other choice. Make sure he does not get intoxicated from drinking too much tea from the Sexy Teapot.

Austria Doll© comes with Hungary, Germany and Prussia Doll©, JOLLY PIANO, Sexy Teapot and his AWESOME MAGIC BATON.

WARNING: DO NOT LET FRANCE DOLL NEAR AUSTRIA'S ERO ZONE WHICH IS HIS MAGICAL MOLE PLUS HIS STRAND OF HAIR (MARIAZELL) BRING HUNGARY DOLL TO COMBAT IT.