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Published: 2011-01-21 01:34:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 23017; Favourites: 776; Downloads: 91
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Description DENMARK DOLL©
Wanna see my axe?

Imagine yourself stuck in a land full of apple danish and beer. Then imagine looking at a hot Danish stud wielding his supersexy axe while flexing his beautiful abs while looking at you, whispering sweet random Danish words. Too bad. It's gone now. OH WAIT. You want something like that? THEN WE INTRODUCE THE SEXY DENMARK DOLL©. Denmark Doll© is the latest collection from our lovely Nation Dolls© and he is one motherfff- studmuffin. Though he wears his usual nation clothes, he will show off his lovely pecks and his SEXY AXE. Yes, the SEXY AXE is his weapon, rivaling fellow France Doll's crotch. Denmark Doll© comes with various phrases that usually has to do with Norway Doll©, his axe, anything Danish and his sexyness. Often your Denmark Doll© will say 'Wanna see my axe?' to you or your Nordic Dolls. Don't be surprised that your Denmark Doll© says that in your bed, drawer or closet. With your Norway Doll©, he'll say seductive things like a growly 'Sup Nor?' or 'GIMME A HUG NOR!~'. Remember with Denmark Doll©, everything Norway Doll© related must be completed. Do not ignore his moans, groans and husky calls for Norway Doll©. Also your Denmark Doll© drinks a lot. Iggy Doll©, Prussia Doll© may join him at times for a drinking contest. Be aware of lots of streaking and nude Dolls. Denmark Doll© loves APPLE DANISH. IT IS MADE OF NORWAY's LOVE AND TEARS. LOLJK. But shut him up with the Apple Danish if he gets hyper.

ALSO ~LOVE TIME~ with Norway Doll© happens a lot as your Doll likes to pull on Norway Doll©'s eroge hair. If that happens, grab a bed, candles, chocolates and danish. Repeat this every time.

DENMARK DOLL© comes with the Nordic Dolls with Norway Doll©, SEXY AXE, Beer x 9000, AND APPLE DANISH.

WARNING: YOUR DENMARK DOLL© MAY BE ON THE RUN AT TIMES DUE TO SWEDEN DOLL'S PROTECTIVE!HUSBAND TENDENCIES (SINCE DENMARK DOLL MAY HAVE TOUCHED FINLAND BY 'ACCIDENT' ) AND ANNOYANCE OF DANISH APPLES.
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Comments: 179

ilovehetalia154 [2016-06-06 03:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Shut up and take my money!

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Xx-Save-Me-xX [2015-12-09 00:17:57 +0000 UTC]

*Doesn't ship DenNor*
DAMMIT 

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I-ron-C-ross [2015-08-24 23:25:54 +0000 UTC]

Why can't this be real ;;}

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KittenLana500 [2015-04-27 23:53:13 +0000 UTC]

 I'll take 20!

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Deductions504 [2015-04-02 21:52:02 +0000 UTC]

I NEED ONE OF THESE.

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Emma44126 [2014-10-16 22:27:57 +0000 UTC]

Where can I get my Denmark Doll XD   
Love the "may be on run at times due to Sweden Doll's protective!Husband tendencies"   

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FallenCherryBlossom9 [2013-11-18 12:32:00 +0000 UTC]

I ACCEPT! .... Except, the apple danish is a deal breaker. I'd die .-.

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mandipolo [2013-09-21 22:36:53 +0000 UTC]

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xXSpotted-SongXx [2013-09-10 21:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Beerx 9000

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HetaliaDenmark [2013-07-30 07:56:49 +0000 UTC]

Faved.

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AskNorgay [2013-07-23 18:56:49 +0000 UTC]

// omg this is beautiful. //

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JazzyLick [2013-04-18 12:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Btw, why doesn't Norway come with ?

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Happycandyx [2013-02-24 03:43:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh mein gott. . . . .


. . . . SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-08-23 12:21:22 +0000 UTC]

I love how I searched 'denmark's hair' and this was the first thing that came up XD

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Antarctica1216 [2012-08-20 02:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Is there ever a combo pack of them all?!

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UserNameWillGoHere [2012-08-13 13:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Yessss....... I'll take seven plus a Norway!

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SassyVixenPistols [2012-07-13 00:12:21 +0000 UTC]

I NEED ONE DENMARK IS SO SEXY DX !

how much! ill spend any price lol

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pitrickisawsm [2012-07-04 03:49:17 +0000 UTC]

I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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UserNameWillGoHere [2012-06-25 14:58:49 +0000 UTC]

sooo..... How much for five Denmarks?

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Lukas-Bondvik [2012-06-13 22:29:40 +0000 UTC]

*rolls eyes* .... Denmark....

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PurpleLuverForever [2012-05-05 22:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Instead of ordering these dolls... I'd rather be changed into one myself. So I can play Hanky Panky with them and... Well, It wouldn't be wrong! ;DDD

PURPLELUVERFOREVER DOLL©

The ultimate fangirl. Includes phrases like "I need my Yaoi!!" "UWAAAAH~! KAWAIII~~~~" "Dammit France! My boobs are not here for you to play with!" Along with "No. I'm not Ukraine! I didn't ask to have giant breasts!" PurpleLuverForever Doll© comes with the complete Nation Dolls© set and is there for your (my) Enjoyment! Also Comes with Sketchpad and pencils, Hetalia DVDS, and whatever the hell she wants at the time.

Warning: If PurpleLuverForever doll© asks for alone time with one or more Nation Dolls©, It must be given to her. No questions asked, or she will rage on her face. When she wants her sexy time with a Nation doll©, you are allowed to listen or watch, but if you take pictures or record and upload to youtube, she will rip your head off in the middle of the night.

......

Well then, I'm not sure why I just did that....

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misscheeseycake In reply to PurpleLuverForever [2012-11-14 03:55:06 +0000 UTC]

*orders*

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PurpleLuverForever In reply to misscheeseycake [2012-11-14 10:16:13 +0000 UTC]

*Is mailed to you're house in .03 seconds*

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misscheeseycake In reply to PurpleLuverForever [2012-11-15 01:22:00 +0000 UTC]

*squeals* "Hmmm what would you like to eat?"

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PurpleLuverForever In reply to misscheeseycake [2012-11-15 01:36:52 +0000 UTC]

"I want chocolaaaatteeeee!!!" *whines*

((Dude, Come to this chatroom and we can actually roleplay with you as my owner. xD [link] ))

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TrebleTwenty [2012-04-19 18:40:31 +0000 UTC]

.... I want one.

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King-Of-Scandinavia [2012-02-06 21:20:59 +0000 UTC]

I WANT EVERY FUCKING ONE YOU HAVE IN STOCK.

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SassyNorge In reply to King-Of-Scandinavia [2012-06-23 16:15:51 +0000 UTC]

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derpytori [2012-01-26 01:36:56 +0000 UTC]

this is fantastic. I'll take 20.

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denmark-hetalia [2012-01-15 06:20:03 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhh its so cute!!

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FallingintoOctober [2011-12-29 19:26:24 +0000 UTC]

How big is his "axe"?

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itsmissblondi2u [2011-12-25 04:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Beer? *i prefer the root version XD* Chocolate? Denmark? Show me the nearest portal cuz that is heaven and i wanna live there! *fangirl scream*

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denmarkhetalia [2011-12-22 19:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Can I live in that land? lol Two of my favorite things, apple danish and sexy deadly weapons

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asknyoprussia [2011-09-30 19:18:55 +0000 UTC]

I WANNA SEE YOUR AXE))

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LingxRanfan [2011-09-26 03:12:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh, yus~ That is so epic.

*gigglesnort* He likes dnaishes~ they aren't even Dnaish XD They're from Germany.

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CecilieG [2011-08-14 12:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol >3< look at norway

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SunHeart101 [2011-07-12 22:26:31 +0000 UTC]

XD I was talking about Denmark about a week ago and said something about his "Sexy Axe" XD

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SatanicSnowStorm [2011-07-02 20:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Greenland just facepalmed at her brother XD

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Not-As-Greenland In reply to SatanicSnowStorm [2011-08-01 14:05:06 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much. : P

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SatanicSnowStorm In reply to Not-As-Greenland [2011-08-01 15:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Totally XD

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ChoSuzumori [2011-06-04 17:39:00 +0000 UTC]

pff amazing XD

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TehObsessiveFanDemon [2011-06-02 16:47:11 +0000 UTC]

norway is all XD

I wanna see his axe

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slovakiarules100 [2011-06-01 23:16:58 +0000 UTC]

awsome....

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Norske-Kransekake [2011-06-01 00:29:56 +0000 UTC]

-Grabby hand- DENNYYYY. I NEED YOUUUU.....

This is kick ass XD

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PianoIsLove [2011-05-30 01:40:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh my lord, this. xD Thank you for making my life, haha!

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KitsuneRussia [2011-03-27 21:12:45 +0000 UTC]

omg just. no............ love it thou! love ice-san too!

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Chatter-Box-Of-Iowa [2011-03-17 04:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Inner Norge is amused..

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willclaimvitalregion [2011-03-10 21:37:05 +0000 UTC]

i love you man!!!!!! that's awesome
and
i want one so freakin' bad right now!!!
*hugs her Denmark england Romano Russia and Prussia plushies of whom are all with her like always.*
*evil eyes her Roy Mustang plushie that says tiny mini skirts thinking of ways to turn it into Denmark*

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CarnivorousHorse [2011-02-27 04:55:19 +0000 UTC]

i would like that but russia so i could press myself against his sexy abs and tell him i want to be one with russia and meaby invade his vital regions withought permission.

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RayquazaMaster [2011-02-26 15:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Wanna see my axe?

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