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Published: 2011-01-23 03:51:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 20463; Favourites: 716; Downloads: 81
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ICELAND DOLL©What do you want?
Have you ever felt what it's like to eat licorice all day and laugh at other people's misery? Or does the thought of living in Iceland with active volcanoes that spew out ash that stings your face and destroys your underwear? well that's not a true story THEN YOU HAVE THE AWESOME SPECIALICIOUS ICELAND DOLL© What on earth is Iceland? Is it full of snow and polar bears? Oh you not ask this to your doll or he'll shove a damn licorice down your throat. Otherwise, your Iceland Doll© is another part of our fabulous APH Dolls© collection. Iceland Doll© has a special sidekick/buddy/best bro and it's THE MOB KING/BAD ASS OF PUFFINS: MR. PUFFIN. Mr. Puffin knows where you live and has a mob. You piss him and Iceland Doll©, he'll bring one of his puffins after you and beat you in your sleep. Iceland Doll© says various phrases such as 'Onii-chan...' when the Nordic Dolls© force it out of him, or 'What do you want?' when he's busy eating licorice, or watching Norway Doll choke Denmark Doll. And due to previous circumstances *ahemchristmasbloodbath*, your Iceland Doll© will now say 'I won't take off my clothing!' in a very vulnerable way. Your Iceland Doll© also has a new friend-Turkey Doll© which he calls 'Pops'. Be aware that your Iceland Doll© eats nothing but MAGIC LICORICE 24/7 as he really eats nothing else. MAGIC LICORICE CONTAINS LAVA. Human consumption is not recommended. Also Iceland Doll© likes volcanoes and may try to convince you to jump in one. Do not fall for it.
ICELAND DOLL© comes with Nordic Dolls©, Sealand Doll©, Turkey Doll©, MAGIC LICORICE and MR. PUFFIN.
WARNING: SOMETIMES RUSSIA DOLL© MAY POP OUT OF NOWHERE TO FIND ICELAND DOLL©. MR. PUFFIN AND HIS BAD-ASS MOB CAN COMBAT THAT.
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The description on this was too funny, especially the part about Mr. Puffin beating you in your sleep XD
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say it~ *point fingers up* say big brother~
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c'mon say my name and say big brother
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NEI... *pouts* ... big sister
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XDDD *raises hand* OH OH OH MEEE!! Can I have one?? ouo
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I want this doll 
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"Magic Licorice contains lava. Human consumption is not recommended." NOW I WANT TO EAT THE MAGIC LICORICE AND BECOME LAVA GIRL!!!
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Hmm... "Magic Licorice contains lava"... But there's no way the licorice is still literally scalding hot, so that must mean the magma cooled down... so....
It contains rocks? Ice-kun is eating rocks? o.O
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Hey, do you suppose Pavarotti and Mr. Puffin would get along?
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LOL May try to convince you to jump in one. Do not fall for it.
RUSSIA DOLL IS COMES WITH EVERY OTHER DOLL, WHETHER WANTED OR NOT. EXCEPT BELARUS. Put that on the collection subheading.
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"Your Iceland doll will now say "I won't take off my clothing" in a very vulnerable way"
O rly nao? Who's he saying it to?
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Why do I feel like it's Denmark.....
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Mr.Puffin looks beautiful... Come on Iceland just take it off D:<
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I won't take off my clothing...
Then i'll do it FOR you
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BLOODBATH REFERENCES. I love you. That was the most epic Christmas of my life.
Also, I want all your Hetalia dolls. Especially the Nordics plz.
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YOU'RE WELCOME BBY~ The Bloodbath was amazing <3
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Our licorice is the best =w= I sent some to my friend for his b-day and he loves it xD lol. I love it o3o
I want an Iceland doll... <-<
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I've never tried nordic/iceland licorice before.
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It's amazing =w= So missing out on a lot
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