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Published: 2015-05-16 19:13:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 8897; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 315
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Description Confused? It's simple! Lilith created a potion that was designed to magically expel any alcohol and it's effect from the body. What she inadvertently also created was a "All Knowing" potion. Meaning completely understanding the secretes of life, the universe and everything.

See the potion was designed for intoxicated people. But for a sober one it took the mind beoynd sobriety and to a place where no mind should go, be it elf or human. This isn't even extreme sobriety, but extreme clarity which is much worse. Even gods don't go there. When Lilith realized what had happen, she utterly destroyed the potion. She recognized the most dangerous weapon in the world when she saw it.

Elidin recovered fully. Admittedly with an impressive hangover and then some lengthy therapy and memory wipes
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Comments: 60

KL13 [2015-07-03 18:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Hi...la...ri...ous. 'Nuff said.

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Rastifan In reply to KL13 [2015-07-03 20:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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KL13 In reply to Rastifan [2015-08-08 19:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Anytime, bruh.

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orangeglasses2 [2015-06-14 21:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of the quickening scene from Highlander.

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Primo8404 [2015-05-28 04:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Sure she was supposedly omniscient, but even she couldn't tell you why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Rastifan In reply to Primo8404 [2015-05-28 04:48:01 +0000 UTC]

That isn't even for the gods to know^^

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0ccums-Razor In reply to Rastifan [2015-10-06 00:59:07 +0000 UTC]

You mean like "how do they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams?"

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Rastifan In reply to 0ccums-Razor [2015-10-06 09:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Yea.

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Spydraxis01 [2015-05-22 05:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Then she should have known just one thing ...42

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Rastifan In reply to Spydraxis01 [2015-05-22 07:53:40 +0000 UTC]

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is in another universe (as it were)

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Spydraxis01 In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-22 17:55:31 +0000 UTC]

I just figured since you were quoting it.... LOL and I believe that's "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"Β 

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Rastifan In reply to Spydraxis01 [2015-05-22 23:37:19 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is sorry^^

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hamstap85 [2015-05-19 14:46:23 +0000 UTC]

Didn't know it was ephemerally possible for Lilith to out-do herself

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Rastifan In reply to hamstap85 [2015-05-19 19:42:55 +0000 UTC]

It is by accident

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devil001 [2015-05-18 05:04:45 +0000 UTC]

Don't know of you read Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett but this happened to one character, Captain Vimes of the Ank morpork City watch, there's a blend of coffee that no matter how wasted or how long you've been drunk it will sober you up. Problem is you've got to get it just right, too much or you're "seeing the other side of the red dessert" as Mr Pratchett put.

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Rastifan In reply to devil001 [2015-05-18 05:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Where do you think I got the idea from

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Phyl-CGI [2015-05-17 23:51:22 +0000 UTC]

"...even gods don't go there..."

Awesome and funny

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Rastifan In reply to Phyl-CGI [2015-05-18 05:15:31 +0000 UTC]

Gods are pretty stupid on the whole. Powerful are not the same as smart

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Phyl-CGI In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-18 10:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Lol...

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rob70lee [2015-05-17 22:57:38 +0000 UTC]

boy i sure could have used that a few times, for the drunk of course!Β 

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Rastifan In reply to rob70lee [2015-05-18 05:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Me to, but Lilith destroyed it along side with the recipe^^

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Seigmann [2015-05-17 04:43:34 +0000 UTC]

Klatchian coffee makes you knurd.

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Rastifan In reply to Seigmann [2015-05-17 12:38:15 +0000 UTC]

Aye it does

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Philbear [2015-05-17 02:34:05 +0000 UTC]

ROLFLMAO!!

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Rastifan In reply to Philbear [2015-05-17 02:54:55 +0000 UTC]

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Thunderstudent [2015-05-17 00:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Maybe a tiny sip is in order

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Rastifan In reply to Thunderstudent [2015-05-17 00:43:14 +0000 UTC]

Apparently not. Elidin's head almost imploded^^

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ViniciusTheVile [2015-05-16 21:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Man, she'll need perpetual alcohol in order to fully restore herself! But if that sobriety potion gives all that knowledge... I want a sip too! A big sip!

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Rastifan In reply to ViniciusTheVile [2015-05-16 22:05:26 +0000 UTC]

I would advice against it. Your head would implode. That place are not meant for mortal minds

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ViniciusTheVile In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-17 14:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Bah, whatever! I'll risk it anyway! Supreme knowledge, here I come!

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Rastifan In reply to ViniciusTheVile [2015-05-17 14:39:22 +0000 UTC]

You sound like Lilith

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SovietMentality [2015-05-16 21:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Face in boobs at the end. Noice

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Rastifan In reply to SovietMentality [2015-05-16 22:10:52 +0000 UTC]

I don't think Elidin noticed them at the time. She was busy knowing everything.

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SovietMentality In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-16 22:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Does that potion come in pill form? I want some

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Rastifan In reply to SovietMentality [2015-05-16 22:38:20 +0000 UTC]

Lilith destroyed it and left no recipe. Sorry.

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Tomokatu [2015-05-16 20:38:45 +0000 UTC]

Sir Terry Pratchettt wrote about that state, which he called "knurd"

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Rastifan In reply to Tomokatu [2015-05-16 22:03:01 +0000 UTC]

Yes I know. Klatchian coffee had such an effect. Not as bad as this, but still bad

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Frogwalker [2015-05-16 19:55:01 +0000 UTC]

At least, she's not in "Avatar Mode"...

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Rastifan In reply to Frogwalker [2015-05-17 03:34:19 +0000 UTC]

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0ccums-Razor [2015-05-16 19:32:05 +0000 UTC]

There are someΒ things mortals were NOT meant to tamper with!

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Rastifan In reply to 0ccums-Razor [2015-05-16 19:37:51 +0000 UTC]

In deed

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Tynisa [2015-05-16 19:24:38 +0000 UTC]

The mind was brought to Nirvana! BUT IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ANY MIND THAT ISN*T MEAN TO BE THERE! Β 
I'm sure They will giving her some "aroma therapy" and some other kind of "therapy" to help her...along with Lilith magic...so god knows how well that'll go Β 

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Rastifan In reply to Tynisa [2015-05-16 19:36:05 +0000 UTC]

With Lilith you can never be sure. She means well and all, but her abilities are so over the top.
She has more power than some demi gods and slightly better constraint than the most eager succubus

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Tynisa In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-16 21:35:29 +0000 UTC]

"Slightly better constraint than the most eager succubus" that's not really saying much though I suppose all we can be is glad her potion didn't kill Elidin Β 

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Rastifan In reply to Tynisa [2015-05-16 22:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Lilith acted fast. Once she knew what was going on, she also knew that alcohol in vast quantities
was the only thing that could bring Elidin back from the land of pure unsoiled sobriety

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Tynisa In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-17 09:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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TheFoxtrot813 [2015-05-16 19:23:58 +0000 UTC]

DAMN. I need some of that potion to wake up my friends who gets supreme hangovers

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Rastifan In reply to TheFoxtrot813 [2015-05-16 19:25:33 +0000 UTC]

It's to dangerous. Imagine what would happen if a sober and evil person got a hold of it^^

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TheFoxtrot813 In reply to Rastifan [2015-05-17 12:36:09 +0000 UTC]

............. I COULD UNDERSTAND WHY DOES PORN EXIST

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Rastifan In reply to TheFoxtrot813 [2015-05-17 12:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't need a potion for that. Most people like porn, either they admit it or not.

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