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Published: 2010-12-07 04:07:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 2015; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 2
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My family used to have a ranch and our last bull was a big, black fella named Curly. There were some heifers on the neighboring ranch that must have been very attractive because Curly knocked our fence over twice so he could go visit them.Herzog is far more noble and upright (ba dum CHII). However, I still have a pretty clear idea what hugging Herzog would be like thanks to Curly.
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Oh...ya I got banned for being 12....please don't make fun of me like others do...I'm just so depressed right now...
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You're hilariously persistent, aren't you?
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I guess you hate me right? Like every one else?
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Hate you? Are you kidding? You're hilarious. I love you!
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But I didn't make any jokes....besides i love your avavp comics! There funny! I hit my head on the wall from laughing and fell over twice! I love them! The perfect way to make a geek/emo girl smile!
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Irony doesn't require a punchline
My comics caused you actual physical pain and that made you smile? Dude. Does this make me your dom? Cause that's probably illegal but, for you baby, I'll fight the man.
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What? Oh no! Your comics make me smile others say run its the emo! And call me a fag and run from me and if i sit down others will move away from me....you and aryveldfire and a couple others are basicly my only friends except for the 6 that haven't moved away....
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I have no clue any more!!! XD
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heh, never thought that'd you'd be a farm girl, but then again, noone thinks I'm from Alabama....until I speak.....then the disgusting Southern drawl that I have comes forth...
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Disgusting Southern drawl?
I am offended.
Srsly.
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well, my dad's side of the family is REEEEALLY "backwoods", so, I've got the typical "Southern Boy" flare goin on...
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And you think it is disgusting? :/
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its not very flattering when you're trying to be professional...
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You clearly have not learned the power of the drawl.
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I ain't never been much fer learnin...
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Y'best git to it then!
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The fact that you had a pull as a 'pet' blows my childhood pets out of the water.
The sheer size difference between you and Herzog makes me laugh. XD
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I had a pull, lol.
He's big, okay? >[
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SHHHHHHHHHHHH. LETTERS ARE HARD.
And you're itteh bitteh
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SO DIFFICULT. EVERY SINGLE KEY IS A CHALLENGE.
>>
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Most people on DA own cows. Now I feel so jealous. :/
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I love cows and cattle in general. They're just so loveable looking! <3
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Aren't they just? Especially knobbly kneed little calves!
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That looks so funny XD~
although I am not a big bull lover, my own one always hunted me down and than tried to eat me >>
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Wait, you had a bull that tried to hunt you down?
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He was just a kiddo, but I was too, so I was highly horrified by him chasing me back then~
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I've got a pretty amazing mental image of a little bull calf chasing some poor little girl around now.
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XD"
But don't forget to put some old, laughing hags in the bg... or it won't be authentic~
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Awh, you got laughed at?
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sure, I always get. My relatives are very gleeful, but it gives ya some thick skin for real life :'D
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this is soo full of aww and fluff that snow miser's heart would melt
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fluff - warm fuzzy feeling
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D`awww this reminds me of my grandma`s cow Chica
I loved her.
She tasted Delicious.
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I want beef now.
Why does everyone on DA have cows?
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I don't have a cow.
I have chickens.
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That makes you my.... third friend, I think, who has chickens.
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