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Published: 2010-02-22 18:26:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1110; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 4
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I sneezed.I punched myself in the face when trying to cover my mouth.
There was a lot of blood.
Hygiene is fucking hardcore, bro.
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haha, I remember this from twitter a few weeks ago, and it's still funny. Why the fuck were you using a fist to block your sneeze?
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it's like your subconscious was like 'i haven't bled recently for one of these "journalin's" let's remedy that.'
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My subconscious is kind of a jerk.
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it could be...maybe you're a closet masochist.
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Nope, it's really good. Come one now.
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why must it be so damn hard
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No. The impact was mostly nose area.
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That's good I guess.
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Teeth are a good thing.
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Oh gosh. Ow. You poor thing.
First rule about Hygiene Club man, you almost broke it.
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Like a retarded dwarf...
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SEPH YOU WILL NEVER BE A MAGE.
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BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE AWESOME.
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The other day when I sneezed, I knocked my face into a wall and my glasses broke, it was lame.
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...Holy fuck are you okay?
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Haha oh I'm fine, it wasn't that hard. They didn't shatter or anything but it was lame because I was going out for the day. Felt a bit blind!
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In the last panel you look like you could be on the cover of that Andrew W.K album.
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LET'S GET A PARTY GOING
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ANDREW WK YOUR CARTOON NETWORK SHOW BLOWS
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US.
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it's cool, i do that stuff that no one can figure out too.
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... Didn't you once accidentally punch yourself in the balls, too...?
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You are the Michael Phelps of self mutilation.
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I am awesome. Now where is my bong and bitches.
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