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Seppukumaru — Bathroom Stall Tsujigiri

Published: 2008-10-29 15:25:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1359; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 23
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Description This was my and =RandomSpyder 's farewell gift to Yellowstone. We wasted, believe it or not, an hour or two thinking up stupid stuff, not all of which really makes sense, to stick on here.
Since there were plenty of Asians in the employee dorm we stayed at, the idea was that we would post this inside of a bathroom stall first thing in the morning, and all who saw it would assume that one of the Asians had posted it as a complaint about trash in the dorm. A VERY WEIRD complaint. Here it is posted: [link]
Sigh... Isn't it great? It's our masterpiece.

Since we posted this on the morning of the day we left, we don't know if it stayed posted for the rest of the day or not. But we got a couple of great reactions off of it- we DID successfully fool people! To vaguely quote one person: "Those crazy Koreans are always drawing weird stuff like that!" Koreans, right. Hehe.

If you're wondering what they're saying, it's not all funny, some was just referencing episode 10 of the Goemon anime, and some was just there to look foreign. XD

cake 1: "remove fat"
cake 2: "get fat"
Itakaro: 'no pants'. & 'karakuri?' (more for the word than the meaning)
Hattarino: 'debu debu!' (as in the cyber monster, but it also means fat fat!)
Rokudenashi: 'okama' & "フリーセックス!!!" (LOL, look it up!)
face: "That's crazy talk!" ...from GG4.
Nyanko: Something about sex appeal? I forgot what the second character is. & 'slut'. & "Oh! Seppukumaru-sama!!! He's sexy!" LOL, excuse me while I mentally ship creepy OOC Nyanko with Seppukumaru. uh...just kidding?
Final text: '!kira kira douchuu boku ga dansaa ni natta wake!' Surely you recognize that title.

Wow, that's quite possibly the most mature and sophisticated image I've ever been half responsible for.
Yes, it's drawn like crap on purpose.
Sorry, Tsujigiri. I only make fun of the ones I love.
I wonder if anyone who could read this actually got a look at it? Did a Goemon fan ever get to see it? Did it get thrown away, or did someone keep it? I'd keep it...

Oh yeah, I know you didn't just read all that text!
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Comments: 22

StrawberryStar123 [2014-08-28 18:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Very Cool And Cute!

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LollipopJewel [2010-12-10 03:33:31 +0000 UTC]

lamo beer. I love it.

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Seppukumaru In reply to LollipopJewel [2010-12-11 17:22:35 +0000 UTC]

^^ I still laugh about this thing and wonder where it eventually ended up (hopefully it escaped the trash).

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LollipopJewel In reply to Seppukumaru [2010-12-11 17:50:48 +0000 UTC]

I know. I still have true feelings for this pic.

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Sarahsuke [2008-11-04 08:13:33 +0000 UTC]

WHAT'S GOING ON
DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE

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Seppukumaru In reply to Sarahsuke [2008-11-07 11:54:32 +0000 UTC]

*ack!*

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BigBootyInc [2008-11-02 07:57:07 +0000 UTC]

I like it! I'll draw that sometime!

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Seppukumaru In reply to BigBootyInc [2008-11-07 11:33:25 +0000 UTC]

You should, and then photograph it!
No bathroom will be safe from... the Tsujigiri!

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BigBootyInc In reply to Seppukumaru [2008-11-08 01:58:12 +0000 UTC]

lol. cool!

is nyanko is a perv? she thinks seppukumaru is sexy! lol.

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Seppukumaru In reply to BigBootyInc [2008-11-09 16:28:29 +0000 UTC]

Really, that was just supposed to be a joke. I don't think Nyanko would actually say anything like that. But the thought of it is funny...

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BigBootyInc In reply to Seppukumaru [2008-11-10 04:25:56 +0000 UTC]

maybe...she would...

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BigBootyInc [2008-11-02 07:48:26 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA!! cute!

Tsujigiris are still the best!

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UnitBreaker9 [2008-10-31 20:38:23 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, I LOVE this!

That's actually a very creative and ingenious idea you and Random thought up! About the Tsujigiri, it would be cool if there were more than just 4 of them.

Korean?? Goodness me, I don't know much Japanese but I know what Korean writing looks like!

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Seppukumaru In reply to UnitBreaker9 [2008-11-01 23:29:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, thank you!!!!
As with all the comments on this, I've passed your message on to Random.
I agree, it would be cool if there were more than 4, maybe more could've showed up in a later game? I like these four together-they behave a bit like a close family, so I wonder if they're siblings.
Perhaps as fans of Japanese culture, we take for granted that the difference between the writing styles of different Asian cultures is not so obvious to people who've never really gotten used to seeing one or the other of them. Oops, gotta run, the Run-On Sentence Police are after me!

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beatlesfan931 [2008-10-29 16:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Heh, フリーセックス...That's hilarious. A lot of this is pretty funny, actually (is Rokudenashi really an okama? Hmm...).

You two are even nuttier than I could've ever imagined. That's a compliment, believe me.

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Seppukumaru In reply to beatlesfan931 [2008-10-29 22:18:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you can appreciate our weirdo sense of humor.

On the subject of Rokudenashi- since male and female Tsujigiri seem to dress exactly alike, it may not be possible for him to be an okama. Alternatively, maybe all male Tsujigiri are okamas. Or there is some nuance that's different in the way that Nyanko dresses. Maybe it's all in the pink. Or the eyelashes.
My brain hurts... as a human I can never hope to understand the workings of Tsujigiri society.

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beatlesfan931 In reply to Seppukumaru [2008-10-30 02:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Tsujigiri society is quite complex, apparently. I wonder if there are other little hairy manjus running around...

And the fact that I can appreciate your "weirdo sense of humor" shouldn't come as much of a surprise. I do like Goemon, after all.

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Seppukumaru In reply to beatlesfan931 [2008-10-31 15:54:31 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes. Goemon does tend to attract a special kind of person!

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RandomSpyder [2008-10-29 15:56:12 +0000 UTC]

That was fun

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Seppukumaru In reply to RandomSpyder [2008-10-29 22:38:30 +0000 UTC]

Yes! ^-^ And next summer we should do it again, and more often!
There were plenty of public bathrooms in Yellowstone that we could've decorated!

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RandomSpyder In reply to Seppukumaru [2008-10-30 13:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah! Leave people wondering what kind of band of psychos were doing it

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Seppukumaru In reply to RandomSpyder [2008-10-31 15:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe...
We really should leave them in more public places here as well.

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