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"Okay, first you do me, then I do you, ready?"

"Ready."

"Okay, we gonna be looking so cool, like some proper fierce mercs."

...

"Ah, FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! HURTS AS SHIT! Okay, fuck, shit, give me that stick"

"No."

"What do you mean no?!"

"That no longer seems like a cool idea, you don't look cool, you look like you have bird shit instead of an eye."

"Fuck you, I'm not going to be the only one-eyed freak in the village! Give me. That. Stick!"

"No, I dun wanna"

"Come back here, you slut!"

"Uh-huh, good luck catching up to me with that fucked up depth perception, cunt"

years later

"You're staring at that chick like there's a proper story between you two."

"She's the one that took my eye, I don't want to talk about it"

"Ooooh" rest of the table sits in silence filled with how cool that story probably is.

was wondering about how Uhoa, the Unfortunate High Orc adventurer lost her eye. I joked that probably it was in a stupid and lame way, and the creator of Uhoa -these anonymous creators are soooo mysterious- agreed.

Then, wrote this little gem of a story, and as the prompt of Inktober2023 was "Dangerous", I decided to draw it. Because there isn't anything as dangerous as Orc Youths with sharp objects!

Drawing done for Inktober and orctober.

1. Big Dream

2. Spiders!

3. Path

4. Dodge!

5. Map

6. Golden

7. Drip

8. Toad

9. Bounce

10. Fortune

11. Wanderer

12. Spicey

13 Rise

14. Castle

15. Dagger

16. Angel

17. Demon

18. Saddle

19. Plump

20. Frost

21. Chains

22. Scratchy

23. Celestial

24. Shallow

25. Dangerous

26. Remove

27. Beast

28. Sparkle

29. Massive

30. Rush

31. Fire

I have a twitter!
twitter.com/shabazik

I have a Patreon!
www.patreon.com/shabazik

Description

"Okay, first you do me, then I do you, ready?"

"Ready."

"Okay, we gonna be looking so cool, like some proper fierce mercs."

...

"Ah, FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! HURTS AS SHIT! Okay, fuck, shit, give me that stick"

"No."

"What do you mean no?!"

"That no longer seems like a cool idea, you don't look cool, you look like you have bird shit instead of an eye."

"Fuck you, I'm not going to be the only one-eyed freak in the village! Give me. That. Stick!"

"No, I dun wanna"

"Come back here, you slut!"

"Uh-huh, good luck catching up to me with that fucked up depth perception, cunt"

years later

"You're staring at that chick like there's a proper story between you two."

"She's the one that took my eye, I don't want to talk about it"

"Ooooh" rest of the table sits in silence filled with how cool that story probably is.

was wondering about how Uhoa, the Unfortunate High Orc adventurer lost her eye. I joked that probably it was in a stupid and lame way, and the creator of Uhoa -these anonymous creators are soooo mysterious- agreed.

Then, wrote this little gem of a story, and as the prompt of Inktober2023 was "Dangerous", I decided to draw it. Because there isn't anything as dangerous as Orc Youths with sharp objects!

Drawing done for Inktober and orctober.

1. Big Dream

2. Spiders!

3. Path

4. Dodge!

5. Map

6. Golden

7. Drip

8. Toad

9. Bounce

10. Fortune

11. Wanderer

12. Spicey

13 Rise

14. Castle

15. Dagger

16. Angel

17. Demon

18. Saddle

19. Plump

20. Frost

21. Chains

22. Scratchy

23. Celestial

24. Shallow

25. Dangerous

26. Remove

27. Beast

28. Sparkle

29. Massive

30. Rush

31. Fire

I have a twitter!
twitter.com/shabazik

I have a Patreon!
www.patreon.com/shabazik