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"Look, we should just take a moment and think things throught, yes?" said the werewolf, as she was cornered against the wall of the palisade by the mob of angry peasants, pitchforks raised to her. "I mean, it is known that the only way to hurt a werewolf is with a silver blade. And unless any of you have a silver spoon from grandmother around and try to beat me with that, no one of you stand a chance to face an allmighty werewolf. It's a fight you will never be able to win, and I could maul and kill all of you, without a single scratch... do you really want that?" The villagers stared at her with determined frowns. "Hadn't you hear the stories?" she said, almost certain that her voice may have broken a bit.

"We have heard the stories, true" said one of the villagers. "but you know what we have noticed?"

"No...?"

"That while all of the world is like 'stab with silver' or some shit, you can just pitchfork the motherfuckers. Just fukken' grab a pitchfork and stab, everybody knows werewolves are weak to being stabbed with a fukken' pitchfork, duh"

The gig was up. It was good while it lasted. Being your weakness a precious metal helped a lot to people being less able to go after you. Being weak to pitchforks? That's... way more easily accessible for everybody.

"Uhh... don't you know the other story?" she said, as the pitchforks came closer and closer to her.

"What?"

"Werewolves are sluts for bread" she said. "Just feed the werewolf bread, that makes them turn back human, everyone knows werewolves are sluts for bread"

There where some raised eyebrows.

Her clan, had warned her to stop trying to sneak into towns, for a loaf of bread. But she just loved bread. Not every eat of the day, night, week and year, had to be meat.

"...seriously?"

"totally! J-just give me some bread, and I can show you!" If she turned to her humanoid form, she hoped the villagers would be less likely to skewer her. If people thought, werewolves where turned humans rather than demons, they where quite more forgiving. Specially of naked ladies. And she could get the bread she came to the village for.

And not being stabbed with pitchforks.

Hopefully.

Some time ago, and where discussing about folk monsters and legends of their respective countries, France and Poland, with some of the local colours of it.

As Melvlo found all sorts of interesting french werewolf creatures, Arnilo went to look for more of the polish werewolves, and said the following, that inspired this story:

"Ahahaha, I looked into it, and while all the world is like 'stab with silver' or some shit, apparently in Slavic legends you just pitchfork the motherfucker
just fukken' grab a pitchfork and stab, everybody knows werewolves are weak to being stabbed with a fukken' pitchfork, duh
or just feed him bread, that makes them turn back human, everyone knows werewolves are sluts for bread"

Done in the context of 's Arnilo Animal Anthro August: AAAAugust 2023

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"Look, we should just take a moment and think things throught, yes?" said the werewolf, as she was cornered against the wall of the palisade by the mob of angry peasants, pitchforks raised to her. "I mean, it is known that the only way to hurt a werewolf is with a silver blade. And unless any of you have a silver spoon from grandmother around and try to beat me with that, no one of you stand a chance to face an allmighty werewolf. It's a fight you will never be able to win, and I could maul and kill all of you, without a single scratch... do you really want that?" The villagers stared at her with determined frowns. "Hadn't you hear the stories?" she said, almost certain that her voice may have broken a bit.

"We have heard the stories, true" said one of the villagers. "but you know what we have noticed?"

"No...?"

"That while all of the world is like 'stab with silver' or some shit, you can just pitchfork the motherfuckers. Just fukken' grab a pitchfork and stab, everybody knows werewolves are weak to being stabbed with a fukken' pitchfork, duh"

The gig was up. It was good while it lasted. Being your weakness a precious metal helped a lot to people being less able to go after you. Being weak to pitchforks? That's... way more easily accessible for everybody.

"Uhh... don't you know the other story?" she said, as the pitchforks came closer and closer to her.

"What?"

"Werewolves are sluts for bread" she said. "Just feed the werewolf bread, that makes them turn back human, everyone knows werewolves are sluts for bread"

There where some raised eyebrows.

Her clan, had warned her to stop trying to sneak into towns, for a loaf of bread. But she just loved bread. Not every eat of the day, night, week and year, had to be meat.

"...seriously?"

"totally! J-just give me some bread, and I can show you!" If she turned to her humanoid form, she hoped the villagers would be less likely to skewer her. If people thought, werewolves where turned humans rather than demons, they where quite more forgiving. Specially of naked ladies. And she could get the bread she came to the village for.

And not being stabbed with pitchforks.

Hopefully.

Some time ago, and where discussing about folk monsters and legends of their respective countries, France and Poland, with some of the local colours of it.

As Melvlo found all sorts of interesting french werewolf creatures, Arnilo went to look for more of the polish werewolves, and said the following, that inspired this story:

"Ahahaha, I looked into it, and while all the world is like 'stab with silver' or some shit, apparently in Slavic legends you just pitchfork the motherfucker
just fukken' grab a pitchfork and stab, everybody knows werewolves are weak to being stabbed with a fukken' pitchfork, duh
or just feed him bread, that makes them turn back human, everyone knows werewolves are sluts for bread"

Done in the context of 's Arnilo Animal Anthro August: AAAAugust 2023

My Twitter:

twitter.com/shabazik

My Patreon:
www.patreon.com/shabazik