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Published: 2011-01-13 22:44:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 31465; Favourites: 638; Downloads: 996
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Addy's commission of Him meeting Pandora at the Brickhouse, Flirting and using his charm to try and get to know everyone's favoite Magenta-haired bartender.I wonder what he would say?
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when do you get off from work, i have a nice warm mud bath for 2 lets you and me "wallow" together
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"Just stay completely as you are. I brought my own tissue"
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if those are here boobs... what would her butt look like. *Faints*
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I'll take the breast I mean the best drink in the blouse I mean the house 
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Can I have a root beer float and soul to eat on the side dragons of darkness have to eat you know 😈
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"one shot of hard rum please" (note: I do not acctually drink)
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Extra Large Glass of Milk please, and I like to see you pour it.
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Something classic badass like"Milk please... in a dirty glass!"
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You are a whole lot love and probably tons of fun!
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addy- "you could let me hear u sqeal and fall asleep on those "pillows" of yours a couple of times a week! Sounds like a plan huh?"
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you have the biggest pair of...eyes i have ever seen in my life :3
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"You can be a mother to my children. What are they like? I dunno, they haven't been concieved yet. That's where you come in."
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"The question should be 'How will I serve you?', but since you said can, topless would be nice!"
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"Why yes you may, Can i get a glass of FRESH milk... On the rocks. Please.
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A few shots of whiskey and two heeping jugs of warm milk.
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"How about a screw against the wall? And make it a double."
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how about "I'm looking for two pillow...err a bed to sleep on..."
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"Oh hi um can I get your bre -er best drink with an order of lips -um chips. Yeah that's it and your love I mean um...going to shut up now."
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I would like to try the chicken breast. Hold the chicken.
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"I would say something innapropriate but I'm pretty sure you've heared them all"
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Just a few jibs for my entertainment. A few pick up lines from my favorite show with a little bit of my own flair thrown in.
"Would you have dinner with me tonight? All I’m looking for is to have dinner with a beautiful yet anonymous woman. See myself through her eyes and pretend I’m interesting."
"Why hello miss, I'm here to pick you up. I just witnessed but a few moments ago that you were talking to a tree trunk of a man and since I'm an arborist, I thought I would come over and help translate." (Likely to get you beat up by the other gentlemen at least.)
And finally, my favorite, done in a singsongy voice to the patrons at the bar. "Folks we got trouble. Right here, I say trouble, right here in Brickhouse Bar. Ya got one...two...three...four...five...six inchs on the counter. Inches that mark the difference between a gentlemen and a lecherous fool for this lovely fair maiden with gargantuan boobs with a capital B and rymes with P and stands for pool and if you don't mind, I think I shall go and cool off in a pool right now!!"
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I draw and therefore I Dev, and so it shall be until they come and take my pencils away. It is then that I will have to find something else to draw with.
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Well don and again I say well done, btw!!
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"Wearing that top is service enough, if you don't mind my saying so."
Or
"I'll have something that's year matches your phone number, please."
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"I don't need a drink. You're doing all the service by just looking pretty."
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"sorry but....I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON YOUR B...B....BED...."
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Pandora sure is a big woman isn't she? I like that about her, of course Addy looks like a pretty small guy himself. Either way considering the size of Pandora's physical proportions I could think of many ways she could serve him, or any guy for that matter!
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,,Nah...you don't must serve me anything. You look so sweet...can i give you money for beeing so sweet? 
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"Can you serve a Virgin Mary? Because you look extra sweet tonight."
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"A tall glass of whatever you recomend and a cold shower would be nice." Honestly, I'd go with whatever would be least likely to get me beaten up.
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