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Natsu-Rage [2015-08-23 17:02:38 +0000 UTC]
"Hmm... Wonder if she can 'Wax' as good as she scrubs..."
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CapioCaberMan [2014-01-12 22:45:55 +0000 UTC]
im just gonna make it plain and simple: Dat Ass
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Draconis-Walker In reply to CapioCaberMan [2016-08-23 17:16:30 +0000 UTC]
Me: I agree with this
Draconis: As do I though I'm probably in trouble
Draconis' Wife: (thumps both in the back of there heads)
Draconis: Yep Im in trouble
Me: What did I do
Draconis' Wife: You are the reason he is so perverted in the first place (turns grabbing her husband by the ear and drags him behind her) and YOU my dear husband I will deal with you
Me: Worth it?
Draconis: Worth it
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Otosenyaw [2013-10-03 14:58:08 +0000 UTC]
Can't believe Squeaks on a date!
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Death-Driver-5000 [2013-05-01 21:38:25 +0000 UTC]
"Does she do windows?"
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AceBlu217 [2012-11-28 16:53:13 +0000 UTC]
Shred: She's not doing it right. It's wax on, wax off
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AceBlu217 [2012-08-09 00:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Shred: "MMM, dat ass"
or
Shred: It's peanutbutter-jelly time, peanutbutter-jelly time!"
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A-Fox-Of-Fiction [2012-07-31 23:19:51 +0000 UTC]
"Better save her for later."
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animelover3794 [2012-07-22 15:46:00 +0000 UTC]
wonder how she looks like in the bed
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ComancheSamurai [2012-05-13 03:39:26 +0000 UTC]
"My lions are BUURRRNING." lol
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Xarendargar [2011-12-24 20:19:55 +0000 UTC]
ah the many joys of a nice clean bar.
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SuperNormalMan [2011-11-28 05:41:51 +0000 UTC]
"I'd like to pork that pork."
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LuckyShadowWolf [2011-10-26 01:11:55 +0000 UTC]
"I wonder if she'll clean my 'sword'?" is probably what he is drunkedly thinking! Innuendo such a great source of humor!
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4NTAR35 [2011-08-27 07:31:20 +0000 UTC]
and if you scrub my cock i will be a happy costumer
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Blueglory [2011-07-26 23:18:37 +0000 UTC]
Shred thinks : and now the high powered industrial fan I snuck under her activates.
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SandPerv [2011-03-18 11:33:02 +0000 UTC]
"God I love this Bar"
"Yes,Back and Forth..Back and Forth"
"And A Horny Shred Is A Happy Shred"
"Shes is so doing this on purpose"
"Suddenly i have the urge for porkchops"
"I Got a bar you can clean"
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QhuinnNexZhivanev [2011-03-13 11:04:21 +0000 UTC]
"I'd clean that" .... simple, probably already spoken, but eh.
Oh and:
Why Clean it? Its just gonna get dirty later... (naughty reference)
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Ryu5 [2011-03-05 22:02:30 +0000 UTC]
"This is a darn good beer" XD
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AncientSimian [2011-03-03 04:49:01 +0000 UTC]
in the mind of shred: "Dat ass"
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theJonstr [2010-12-23 21:10:25 +0000 UTC]
Shred: "She's doin' this for me aint she?"
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ArcSpartan009 [2010-12-16 13:26:02 +0000 UTC]
Drunken thoughts of Shred, "Think? What am I thin-king about, hm I think I'm gonna need another beer."
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shopan234 [2010-12-04 00:49:06 +0000 UTC]
*sniff!**sniff!* "god damn, her farts stink!"
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Ronin-Forte [2010-11-08 15:22:47 +0000 UTC]
Shred:
"Got a nice THICK bar that needs cleaning right here."
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Ronin-Forte [2010-11-08 15:22:47 +0000 UTC]
Shred:
"Got a nice THICK bar that needs cleaning right here."
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GuyInABlindfold [2010-09-27 12:38:48 +0000 UTC]
'Happy bar is right.'
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CodeRedWP [2010-09-04 06:06:17 +0000 UTC]
Shred faps to this.
ZOO'S CLOSED.
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homelessfox [2010-08-25 12:37:42 +0000 UTC]
awesome work
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SilverCanis [2010-08-22 07:47:54 +0000 UTC]
"Maybe if I dirty this table..."
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CoconutPeeler [2010-08-18 00:35:47 +0000 UTC]
...Huh... wonder, uh... I wonder how fast I can get over there... and take my pants off before Lenora says somthin'...
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...
...
...Yeah.......
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Vordiak [2010-08-04 07:31:11 +0000 UTC]
Shred: " I'd like her to clean MY bar."
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Hikari1017 [2010-06-19 18:18:22 +0000 UTC]
Shred: ...*Man! I would love me some ass right now!*
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pinkiboo [2010-05-29 20:09:02 +0000 UTC]
" hmm i w0onder if vik will clean meh *vikki bends down* OH yeah just one more, just one more" "ANTHER BREW PANDORA, MAKE IT A VODKA!"
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pinkiboo In reply to pinkiboo [2010-05-29 20:14:13 +0000 UTC]
OR " vicki is SO looking finger likkin good right now, id so taste that"
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acerace [2010-05-27 18:50:40 +0000 UTC]
shred; porkchops
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Music-Addiction14 [2010-04-29 22:48:46 +0000 UTC]
"I'm pretty sure my wood is happy."
.....has that been done yet? xD
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LeoRoivas [2010-04-13 09:34:09 +0000 UTC]
Shred: I wonder what Squeek is doing right now...
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Stigmartyr762 [2010-04-04 04:14:28 +0000 UTC]
Shred: $#@&...I still need to clean the shower....
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1BlackWolf1 [2010-03-31 23:35:53 +0000 UTC]
simple he no thinky
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Kage134 [2010-03-11 19:04:43 +0000 UTC]
"How about you clean my bar?"
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Ambiguously-Sketchy [2010-03-06 01:12:20 +0000 UTC]
Shred:Victoria can "clean" me up all she wants
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OmegasWrath [2010-02-20 07:19:20 +0000 UTC]
Shredd: *Hums "Baby Got Back" in his head.*
Yes, he is thinking about himself humming.
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OmegasWrath In reply to OmegasWrath [2010-02-20 07:20:05 +0000 UTC]
Oh, and this version has him in an English accent. Cause a drunken Shredd has to think in an English Accent.
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Ivy100 [2010-02-20 04:21:56 +0000 UTC]
rape rape rape rapeo rape yeah....
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TheAlchemistOf9 [2010-02-01 12:59:43 +0000 UTC]
"What DO You Think?"
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biocoal [2009-12-21 20:37:02 +0000 UTC]
Shred is thiniking dirty, heh heh.
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kaitquefait [2009-12-19 02:45:18 +0000 UTC]
DAT ASS
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