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Sir-Heartsalot — Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochesters

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Description Ah Jane Eyre. A classic tale of a young girl being locked in a room, only to escape and steal the husband away from a woman locked in another room. Some other stuff might've happened. Mr. Rochester, her ugly, fierce, unusually humored boss is her love interest. I was just going to draw Rochester, but decided on slappin' a Jane there while I was at it.

First Rochester being the "classic" Rochester with poseable Pilot dog figure. Mesrour the horse and gruff demeanor sold separately.

Gypsy Rochester, or I suppose you could say "Espionage Rochester" but he really only has the one disguise. He takes on this persona, to fool some people he hates, and fool Jane who he loves. All in all, a pretty damn good disguise. Way to go, Roch.

Next we have battle scar Rochester. His imprisoned Ringu wife finally escapes and burns his house down, losing him an eye and a hand. But like, he lied so, this makes it okay. Mutilation is the best apology.

After Rochester's healing factor kicks in, he grows his hand and eye back. Later, he would be captured by a rogue Union colonel seeking a secret weapon to use against the South. His memory erased and his bones laced with lead...actually lead is poisonous that's probably why his memory got erased. Anyway he turned on his masters and escaped, only to be hunted by his one time comrade, Heathcliffe, only he's Sabretooth now. Deal with it. Also Jane can be Jubilee.

Finally I have War-Crab-Mech Rochester. I don't think it needs a shred of explanation.
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Comments: 105

Lagger2 [2018-08-29 19:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh I got a good chuckle out of this... he really is a dramatic, over the top man...

But the wolverine and robot suit just made it 100x better.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Lagger2 [2018-08-29 22:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Donaldaupouvoir [2017-08-06 20:57:44 +0000 UTC]

I lost it at Gipsy Rochester ! This is brilliant !

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Donaldaupouvoir [2017-08-07 14:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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easilyaddictedgirl [2016-06-03 14:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh em gee hahahahhaha!!!!

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ArtemesiaTheCat [2015-08-21 16:45:02 +0000 UTC]

This is too funny x)

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to ArtemesiaTheCat [2015-08-21 19:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Merci!

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thatdirtlady [2015-05-10 03:44:26 +0000 UTC]

what the hell lmfao

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IsabelCursiPop [2015-04-08 03:28:18 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha Genious!!!

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Rayless-Night [2014-12-16 21:03:01 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh the first time I saw it. Then I came back and it made me laugh again. So I must fave.

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SoggyBrownies [2014-08-23 01:39:53 +0000 UTC]

I can't
stop
;laughoing
can't see
can't breathe
wtf I love it

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to SoggyBrownies [2014-08-23 01:58:23 +0000 UTC]

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SailorX2 [2014-08-18 00:00:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God those last two just sold it. I can't even...
I need to frame this on my wall or something.

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DameALana [2014-05-20 14:29:48 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha I love it so much

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to DameALana [2014-05-20 14:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Frumpelstiltskin [2014-04-24 00:24:52 +0000 UTC]

I almost died laughing ha ha....priceless

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Frumpelstiltskin [2014-04-24 01:18:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad!

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IactuallyShitRainbow [2014-03-26 17:17:29 +0000 UTC]

You're insane. If I were married to you I'd totally lock you in the attic.
This is, to make you draw and write satires for me, of course.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to IactuallyShitRainbow [2014-03-26 17:20:45 +0000 UTC]

All men dream of one day meeting the princess of their dreams who will lock them away and marry another more plain man. What I'm saying is I accept.

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IactuallyShitRainbow In reply to Sir-Heartsalot [2014-03-26 17:36:18 +0000 UTC]

And I was trying to somehow compliment your awesome weirdness. 

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to IactuallyShitRainbow [2014-03-26 17:38:20 +0000 UTC]

It was a great compliment haha. I got it. It was an awesome weird compliment. Something I'm uniquely qualified to appreciate.

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Warpmaster [2013-10-28 14:00:57 +0000 UTC]

Best description of Rochester ever.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Warpmaster [2013-10-28 14:18:48 +0000 UTC]

I captured lightning in a bottle there, didn't I?

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Warpmaster In reply to Sir-Heartsalot [2013-10-28 22:59:45 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.  I'm half tempted to show this to my professor.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Warpmaster [2013-10-28 23:16:22 +0000 UTC]

Be all tempted.

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scrumpleberry [2013-08-28 04:21:29 +0000 UTC]

apparently i didn't comment on this???? this might be one of my fave things you've ever done though, it is flawless. rochester is a proper dickwad poor jane tbh.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to scrumpleberry [2013-08-28 10:08:47 +0000 UTC]

haha I think she made out sort of okay. He's rich isn't he?

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scrumpleberry In reply to Sir-Heartsalot [2013-08-28 14:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah sure but oh man everything he did after and including his ~gypsy disguise~ was kind of manipulative and nuts. if i were her when he THREW OFF HIS GYPSY RAGS i would have been like "hahaha! bye bitch"  but you know, brooding and grumpy was very in back in the day. kind of like sparkly and properly controlling stalkerish was in a couple of years ago.

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SaskiaDeKorte [2013-07-30 08:32:50 +0000 UTC]

!!

This is priceless. Priceless.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to SaskiaDeKorte [2013-07-30 10:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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melyanna [2013-07-23 13:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Why is your art so amazing?

 

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to melyanna [2013-07-23 18:51:57 +0000 UTC]

I like the way you think!

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warriorsrocks207 [2013-06-28 01:28:23 +0000 UTC]

I love how the expression stays the same for the whole time--hilarious

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to warriorsrocks207 [2013-06-28 03:43:22 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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sleepingcesare [2013-04-27 20:14:08 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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LiberLibelula [2013-04-27 13:13:59 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA so much fun, so much fun I'm crying!! XD

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DaughterGothel [2013-04-23 19:10:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL for the bottom line XD XD it made my day

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to DaughterGothel [2013-04-23 19:19:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm so glad to hear it!

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Atticus-Morwing [2013-02-14 20:25:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh god...EPIC.

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alyssumm22 [2013-02-11 02:12:04 +0000 UTC]

you are the greatest person on the face of the planet

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to alyssumm22 [2013-02-11 07:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Hyperbole or no, thank you.

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Aphrodite2794 [2012-09-16 04:15:32 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA Jane looks like a South-Park Canadian! Makes sense seeing as apparently Rochester is a Canadian mutant now too! I LOVE THIS!

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Aphrodite2794 [2012-09-16 12:17:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm not your friend, buddy!

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crow821 [2012-08-23 02:58:09 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah That's fantastic

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deimanteka [2012-08-18 18:26:36 +0000 UTC]

DD yep, he really likes disguises

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Daeream [2012-08-18 14:00:34 +0000 UTC]

This is the most amazing thing I've seen all day.

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Grace-Julia [2012-08-18 05:57:40 +0000 UTC]

This is literally genius.

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to Grace-Julia [2012-08-18 05:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Literally thank you.

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MnesomnesTears [2012-08-11 16:18:40 +0000 UTC]

Heathcliffe as Sabretooth? I should have realized . . .

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Sir-Heartsalot In reply to MnesomnesTears [2012-08-11 16:48:56 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Darcy is Cyclops.

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