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Published: 2010-08-10 02:02:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2733; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 20
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Yeah I finally got another one of these done. Ripa is going to get creamed when Forge finds out.
Disclaimer: For those that don't know me, I have nothing against homosexuals what so ever. So if anyone is offended, I apologize: offending people was not my intent with this.
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HAW! I'm laughing so hard.
BTW, who is John Forge? Is it that one guy from Halo Wars? Or is it the Demon?
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Sergeant Forge from Halo Wars.
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Well, I ask because in uhh, halo 3, I think, there's a screen shot of MC getting into the cryo-tube and the screen says that his last name is forge. So...yeah, I'm not sure how true it is, I'd really have to go check it out myself, but this leads people to think that Sergeant Forge is related to the Demon.
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No, you must be mistaking the last cutscene of Halo Wars with the last one in Halo 3. There is no name tag on the tube MC gets into.
And the so-called John Forge/Master Chief connection has been disproven and beaten to death long ago.
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Well, uh, I feel stupid now. At least it saves me the time of going into theatere mode and looking for it later.
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Reminds me of when people post papers on each other's backs with messages saying "kick me".
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Hah! Sweet revenge, huh?
Funny, I never realized his name is John, too!
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im so sorry for being off topic but how do you get yopur figures to stand straight? (no pun intended)
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Some are easier to stand up than others (the brutes and Ripa I don't have too many issues with in this). Over all though, patience, lots of patience while you try to position their legs just right.
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I know the patients is definantly involved ^+^.
I was afraid that I might have had to level off the feet or somthing like that.
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Nah, you just have to position their feet just right. BTW, even among my Sangheili figs, some are easier then others. *glares at her Usze custom, which just does not like to stay up*
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lol is he standing up now?
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No, he is laying down on the job, along with Thel/Arby. My Asectic figure is also napping and my medical officer custom is leaning on my Rtas.
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lol im on vacation right now but I have no doubts im going to come home and Rha' is going to be face down ether on my floor or bed.
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I tried putting Forge and Thel/Arbiter on the same shelf once...only they both came crashing down not after. Guess Forge doesn't like 'any' Arbiters.
Speaking of Arbiters, my Ripa took a dive when I tried to put 'him' on a shelf (and I didn't have him set that close to Forge...): bastard even tried to take out my computer on the way down. I took the hint and I leave him on my desk now.
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ya sounds like a good place t leave him ^+^ lol
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Y'know, Ripa really is a total a-hole in the game, so I will get a kick from seeing him being mutilated.
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Me:
Unoraptormon: It will be worth it to see you killed yet again.
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Ripa: I know, but I will be smiling!
Zeno: *points at Ripa, while with his other hand makes a corkscrew motion by his head*
Ripa: what was that?
Zeno: Nothing.
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Reaver: Huh that's funny, but your still going to die a horrible death.
Ripa as well as you being a wimp, your a fool too.
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Brute: am I gonna have to put him in the closet again to keep him from making himself look like an idiot?
Zeno: Too late!
Ripa: *glares at them both*
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*Motions to John* He's here!
Reaver: Dude your so dead.
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Ripa: aww crud....
Zeno: *sits down and offers popcorn all around*
Brute: *takes some popcorn and joins Zeno*
Ripa: *glares at Brute* Traitor!
Brute: you brought this onto yourself buddy.
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John: There you are you son of a bitch! *aims gun*
Reaver: Sweet popcorn!
Thanks Zeno *munches on popcorn and watches Ripa getting is arse kicked*
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Ripa: Oh dear...to run...save my ass and be branded a coward...or...defend myself? *Stands there, trying to decide, ignoring the human*
Zeno: *grumbles* he's a Sangheili, that should be a no brainer!
Brute: He's name was changed to 'Wussamee' for a reason....
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John: You have got to be kidding me. *looks at Ripa's other name* -laughs- Now I know now why they call you Wussamee, because you can't fight for yourself, always needing others to help *sigh*
Reaver: What your not going to kill him?
John: Unless if you want to?
Reaver: I'm going to have a field day 
Oh bother, this is going to be bad. O_O Really bad now.
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Ripa: *blinks* what the hell is that?
Zeno: *scrambles to the top of a building, the Brute right behind him* That thing reminds me too much of a Pure Tank form!
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Reaver: The Tank will only hurt Ripa, and not anyone else.
Hey Reaver.
Reaver: Yes?
How 'bout you get a Witch.
Reaver: *evil laugh* Great idea.
Witch crying
Reaver: Okay Ripa this lass will help you beat the Tank.
Witch crying.
Reaver: All you got to do is poke her a couple of times, and she'll kill that Tank for you. Have fun *runs up to join Zeno and the Brute.*
Oh bother.
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Ripa: *blinks, pokes witch*
Witch: *screams and starts tearing into him*
Ripa: AAIIIEEE!!!! *starts screaming curses in Sangheilian*
Zeno: *winces, looks a bit sick* I think I just lost my appetite....
Brute: *enjoying the show* Yeah! Go for the eyes!
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Me: O_O
Victor: O_O
Reaver: *smiles* Now this is a reminder to everyone don't mess with the Witch, or your gonna die.
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Zeno: *looking a bit pale* Duely noted....
Brute: best show I have ever watched!
Ripa: *corpse is twitching*
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Reaver: I win at last
Witch: *growling at Reaver for entering her personal space*
Reaver: Huh? *looks* Oh damn.
Me: Well you know what they say, karma is a freaking pain.
Witch: *runs at Reaver, but is quickly shot down* *Screams!*
Reaver: HA!
Tank: *growls*
Reaver: Oh bullsh-
Tank: *punches Reaver*
Me: -_- *eats popcorn* Zeno do you want any? Or does the Brute want some?
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Zeno: *taking bets on how far Reaver flies*
Brute: *finishes off Zeno's popcorn*
Zeno: hey!
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Reaver: *hits wall*
Me: Ouch, thats going to leave a mark.
Victor: The Tank is going to die.
Me: Oh yeah, when he gets hit he gets homicidal, ugh at least I don't have to clean up the gore when he's done.
Reaver: *smiles, and rushes towards the Tanks and punches his hand threw its chest* Your going to die! *pulls out the Tanks heart, and squeezes it*
Me: I hope he isn't going to drink that blood.
Victor: Why?
Me: Cause it came from an infected person.
Reaver: *drinks blood from his hand* Any other Special Infected that would like to piss me off? Or anyone else in that matter?
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XD i dont know why but i was sure it was ripa's fault XD
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You're the one to talk Johnson having a Stealth Elite touch your butt >>
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Johnson: that's not canon!
And neither is you surviving Halo 3, hense why you are not going to be in the post-Halo 3 parts of Zendou.
Johnson: Does this mean I won't have to deal with Zeno anymore?
Sorry, for comedies sake, you still exist for Zeno to pick on.
Johnson: Dammit!
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Lol 
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