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Description ^^' A girl I know invited me to be in a local community fashion show. My god, other chicks were so SKINNY! DO THEY NOT EAT lmfao. 

They made me feel obese and short lol. (^^' Although I lost my abs and stuff over winter so I'm disappointed with myself for not keeping in shape like I promised myself to)


I know I know. Logically, I shouldn't compare myself to other girls. But the human shell I'm wearing sometimes forget and it likes to pick on itself…


Another girl invited me to compete in a Miss Ao Dai contest tomorrow. I kept turning her down but she insisted. meh $200 is $200…I'm slightly desperate for money so I'll go. Hopefully, I'd win. If not whatever….girls changing backstage. Hah!

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Comments: 144

AkwardPixieGurl [2015-02-21 15:41:50 +0000 UTC]

So.... you're so good that you seduce yourself?

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carmencaracol [2014-08-01 04:12:10 +0000 UTC]

wait, I'm not sure I understand. You have a "female" and "male" side within yourself?

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lukaner-Z [2014-07-31 10:25:15 +0000 UTC]

your male side looks like new dante

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Lady-Weavile-461 [2014-07-31 00:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Good to know other people do this too XD 

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nomtendo [2014-07-30 12:06:11 +0000 UTC]

this is how I feel in dance XD 

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otherland78 [2014-05-06 11:54:55 +0000 UTC]

oh so good luck for you getting the 200$ and winning of course ^^

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HapsToHazard [2014-04-14 13:26:05 +0000 UTC]

sometimes I have to be the "male side" for my female friends since they dont necessarily have one haha. And this is pretty much exactly how I would act toward them XD

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SnaiLords In reply to HapsToHazard [2014-05-04 06:04:33 +0000 UTC]

Daw, it's good that you do that. 

I "male side" my female friends like that as well. lol 

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HapsToHazard In reply to SnaiLords [2014-05-05 03:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes a good little kick in the butt toward the right direction is needed XD

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DarkNightlitMoons [2014-04-09 01:29:52 +0000 UTC]

haha! thats right you tell them! it doesn't matter, you'll do fine!
I wish people would tell me that more, that would really perk me up when i am feeling down on myself.

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SnaiLords In reply to DarkNightlitMoons [2014-05-04 06:05:00 +0000 UTC]

*pats you*

You're stronger than you  look and you'll conquer all you wish to!

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DarkNightlitMoons In reply to SnaiLords [2014-05-10 15:48:57 +0000 UTC]

hehe thanks that means a lot!

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Inaan [2014-02-16 17:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh male side sometimes is good to have one, he helps you man up so you can show the others who is The Boss! lol XD

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SnaiLords In reply to Inaan [2014-02-16 17:38:11 +0000 UTC]

I haven't seen your comments for so long. ^^ How's everything with you!??


Hahah o o gawd, XD

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Inaan In reply to SnaiLords [2014-02-16 20:18:52 +0000 UTC]

I had to study for exams(and hated every minute of it!) and my life outside of those horrid creatures(textbooks) was just a wistful memory...buuut they are over so YAY! I'm back and I give you a velvet cupcake cuzz i love you

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Nikoru-chi [2014-02-05 02:03:39 +0000 UTC]

I know that feeling....

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SnaiLords In reply to Nikoru-chi [2014-02-16 17:38:41 +0000 UTC]

lol that insecurity part of the female side needs to be shut up with some frozen yogurt.

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Nikoru-chi In reply to SnaiLords [2014-02-16 21:15:03 +0000 UTC]

Pfft, more like chocolate cake 😂

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TinyandHuge [2014-02-04 15:42:51 +0000 UTC]

Having two sides are fun. Very fun

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SnaiLords In reply to TinyandHuge [2014-02-16 17:39:01 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah, when one side gets to crazy or overwhelmed...the other takes over XD

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TinyandHuge In reply to SnaiLords [2014-02-24 11:49:52 +0000 UTC]

I know right. That way, your always in control.

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dianakudai27 [2014-02-01 20:08:54 +0000 UTC]

I like your both sides 

I very good have a male side for such occasions

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SnaiLords In reply to dianakudai27 [2014-02-03 19:47:51 +0000 UTC]

Aw thank you. My both sides are flattered XD.


^^ Good for you

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Shell19 [2014-01-29 18:25:47 +0000 UTC]

I think we all need a male side for times like these haha ^^
How did the show go?

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SnaiLords In reply to Shell19 [2014-02-03 19:48:26 +0000 UTC]

It went well ^^ Only the stage part was fun hahah.


Oh and having someone else did my makeup was fun too. They make you look like something completely different lol

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Shell19 In reply to SnaiLords [2014-02-16 18:17:35 +0000 UTC]

That's good ^^
Aw, cool ^^
I'd definitely prefer someone else doing my makeup for me since
I don't have a clue how to put it on haha XD

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Synaesthetic1 [2014-01-27 06:06:38 +0000 UTC]

Ao dai are cool! I may have screwed up the plural there... The skinny ones... you are either born that way or you are making yourself sick. The range of body shapes is astounding, and in variety lies strength and health, or so I think. So my bet is you rocked it either way. Oh wait, pardon me "snailed" it.

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SnaiLords In reply to Synaesthetic1 [2014-01-27 06:25:11 +0000 UTC]

hahah ao dai looks really cool, especially in the wind. 


Hahah yeah I've been to a spa with a bunch of naked females….media lies about body types. Girls come in all sizes and shapes.


Too bad I am only attracted to my own body when it's in shape. Abs and shiet.

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leeannett [2014-01-25 05:41:44 +0000 UTC]

listen to ur inner male side it helps I know! 

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SnaiLords In reply to leeannett [2014-01-25 23:43:58 +0000 UTC]

hahah I must obey male side

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princessyairi [2014-01-24 05:21:41 +0000 UTC]

>3< you are so tiny like me Q.Q abs ... -.- ya i want my flat tummy back its getting pudgy Q.Q no motivation at all though @.@

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SnaiLords In reply to princessyairi [2014-01-24 16:41:20 +0000 UTC]

hahahaaha

XD 


I'm sore everywhere from working out yesterday….been awhile

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princessyairi In reply to SnaiLords [2014-01-26 17:28:44 +0000 UTC]

yaaaaay

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ArtNoobly [2014-01-23 20:28:48 +0000 UTC]

People can't win...is you're either to fat or two thin.


People just need to learn balance, and how too be happy with yourself. 

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SnaiLords In reply to ArtNoobly [2014-01-24 00:11:18 +0000 UTC]

hahaha hard to be happy with myself.


I'd have constant extremely proud moments that fluctuates to "you useless thing you, stop feeling pity for yourself, dumbass. Shut up. Suck it up." lol



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ArtNoobly In reply to SnaiLords [2014-01-25 03:03:39 +0000 UTC]

I never cared to much about how I looked, but living with a butch Nana and having her tell you that "you didn't need another person to find happiness, you need to be happy with yourself" and also being in an all boys class for years kinda makes you...relaxed about those things.


At least I think so. lol

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Nero--Angelo [2014-01-23 17:20:18 +0000 UTC]

i hope u had fun @ those fashion shows ^^ 

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SnaiLords In reply to Nero--Angelo [2014-01-23 17:21:49 +0000 UTC]

I did. It was awkward with the girls…because socializing you know…

(I do well, I just don't like it)


XD the adrenaline rush before the stage is awesome thou. Once I've conquered that fear. 

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Ceretaker [2014-01-21 03:51:22 +0000 UTC]

Damn girl, you need some old marine survival training to strengthen up that trust, let me pronounce the immortal words of Lt. Serghei: "Survival knife, can for water, this is what uve got, from now on you will rely on your brains and insticts, theres noone coming for ou if you cant stand this challenge, you are alone and with everything against you, show me that you are worth of wearing that uniform." 3 hours later we were kicked on a damn jungle for 2 weeks, it was darn hard but at the end we managed not to die at least. But i understand, is hard to kkep it together when you look dat skinny round ass on the side.   

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SnaiLords In reply to Ceretaker [2014-01-21 05:34:57 +0000 UTC]

lol looks like I need to be in a jungle for 2 weeks huh

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OrigamiSoldier [2014-01-20 18:36:46 +0000 UTC]

You got this, snail bro.l I believe in the might of your attractiveness and snailability!

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SnaiLords In reply to OrigamiSoldier [2014-01-21 05:35:27 +0000 UTC]

O o gawd, 

thank you.


…snailability ;D I see what you did there….

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OrigamiSoldier In reply to SnaiLords [2014-01-21 20:41:44 +0000 UTC]

 

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drkkrystalviolet [2014-01-20 01:24:16 +0000 UTC]

you know what skinny aint always pretty

*proud thick chick*

 

(the penut gallery is currently sleeping off copious amounts of cold medicine as they have all caught their creator's cold and greatly resent her for it.... as the saying goes misery loves company) 

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SnaiLords In reply to drkkrystalviolet [2014-01-21 05:36:06 +0000 UTC]

(hope they get better from the cold soon lol)

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Angel-Dust-Ryuuki [2014-01-20 01:23:08 +0000 UTC]

Don't run and fail!

Do the damn snail!

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SnaiLords In reply to Angel-Dust-Ryuuki [2014-01-21 05:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh that rhyme tho!

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sweetsugariness [2014-01-20 00:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I felt the same way during dance class. We were getting custom costumes and I was lucky enough to be measured after the three skinniest girls in the class. >~> Goodbye self-esteem.


Good luck if you enter the contest 

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SnaiLords In reply to sweetsugariness [2014-01-21 05:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!


Hahah omg…tell the 3 girls to get their measurement last!


I don't like skinny though. I like fit looking ones. Those are hard to achieve.

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Mousenibbles [2014-01-19 21:25:45 +0000 UTC]

That whole explanation reminds me of those "I'm not gay....but twenty bucks is twenty bucks" teeshirts XD
I hope you win, for the money!

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