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SonderSays — Mario bites into reality
Published: 2008-04-27 06:37:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 2980; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 36
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Fullview for clearer image.Seriously, does anyone realise how retarded Mario is
"hey its a brick, *jump* OW!! WHAT THE FUCK!!?? MAMAMIA!! why did i DO that??!?"
then theres some poor old goombas and koopas
"OMFG RUN! ITS AN ITALIAN! HE MIGHT JUMP ON US!!"
"ooh, theres a musroom, ill just kick it out of the way... AAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! IM HUGE!!?! EVERYTHING SO SMALL!! IM FUCKIN TRIPPIN BALLS MAN!?!?!"
then he hits another and he has an uncontrolable urge to burn shit.
I tellyou, id be fucking freaked out.
on another note, what if you put on of those mushrooms in your pants?? oh yeah, 12 inches here we come
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Comments: 111
Mario, you did that because you're pants on head retarded. Go team Retard!
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lol. um hey can i draw this but in my own style. of course ill have the sourtesy of thanking you!
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Yeah whatever, just link and everything :0
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i all time was asking me self do mario hurt his self when he doing it XD
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LOL I always figured he was punching it. Since when he jumps he always has his fist in the air. But this is still pretty funny
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He misjudged his arm strength
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Trying to deliver a baby with a sword? Haha I don't think that will work.
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No I mean like in the video games when navi like says that anoying ass thing all the time
Navi: Hey hey hey hey link hey
Link:Can you shut up allready you are anoying the crap out of me Navi.
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And thats why I inevitably will fail highschool
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lmao i've never thought about that before!! i wish i had a penis so i could put a mushroom in my pants lol 
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WELL, who says planes dont need to go faster?
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I thought about this.
My brother told me that it was his hand doing it, but I was like, "He needs longer arms! O.o"
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You, sir, are a genius for coming up with this!
It's sooo original ROFL!
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I understand this is original and you thought this up.
its funnay! LOL ^^
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8D have you seen those mario energy drinks?
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xD they taste awesome, they sell em at neotokyo if you have one near your place
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No, i don't shop at fag stores
XD
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D< NEOTOKYO IS NOT A FAG STORE D<
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okay it's a half fag store.
because half the people who go there a fags.
or some other insulting word.
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..theres only like, a few people who jack off to doujins there.
That's like hating city beach because cockheads go there
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yeah.
i guess
i dont really get your metaphor, it's fucking 6am and im tired
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You dont know australian stores im quessing
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oh god this is one big culture gap
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Hahaha. xD Funny.
But didn't *Egoraptor make a video, about the exact same thing? xD
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