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Published: 2012-03-14 22:54:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 87333; Favourites: 1151; Downloads: 461
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Got the inspiration for this from this [link]I have nothing against Jacob, but the dude cheats on you should you romance him, and he gets a little pissy when you get mad at him for it.
Other than the last ten minutes or so, I love Mass Effect 3 greatly. I also love Whose Line is it Anyway?
*Wow, so many faves and views! There's far too many of you to thank, so I'll say it here: THANK YOU!*
UPDATE! 4/18/12 - Wow, this has been featured on Memebase's Video Games homepage! [link]
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I never wasted my time with him.
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LOL! Been a while since I looked up Mass Effect stuff on here but this is awesome, love it!
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You win the internet with this. 
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Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA!!!
TOO FUNNY!
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I agree with you a 100%. The main story gaps in the ending with no real closure for the characters left a lot of fans unhappy (myself included). Nice poster!
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Your desicions NEVER matter..
At the end of the day when you turn the console off thats it...
I really am pissed off people are still making a big deal of this shit because i swear of everyone picked this game apart like they did with ME2 then there would be HUNDREDS of games far worse than this.
I enjoyed the journey and any TRUE mas effect fan would have loved the games for what they are and not heap all this focus onto some stupid 10 min cutscene.
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Dude, I made this about a week after the game came out, and I did it so that people can have a chuckle. Chill out.
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My comment was aimed at the tards commenting here. Not you.
Look at the dates of those comments.
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LOL. I have to ask, could anybody see this outcome from playing through ME 2?
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The ending, or Jacob leaving you because six months is forever? Either way, the answer is no.
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I saw it, but let me rephrase myself. Could anybody else, see this outcome from playing through ME 2?
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I can just totally picture him tapping the cards down after every word,"Just. Doesn't. Matter." Haha! Love it!
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Love it, and the worst part about it ME2 is I was looking forward to Jacob after reading about the guy. Then BioWare just screws him over royally, awesome character background, had his own game, and his loyalty mission was one of my favorites. Dunno what to the writing staff but they failed badly here.
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"That's right, your decisions are just like romancing Jacob. Just doesn't matter." Haha, good one!
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agreed. got to the endings and i was majorly disappointed... either everyone dies or the reapers stay alive. -_- was not happy
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To be fair, having your decisions matter is an exception, not the rule in video games.
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To be fair, BioWare swore up and down up and up until the launch of Mass Effect 3 that your choices would matter throughout the entire game.
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lol...I agree with this...I know they made a DLC or add on fix that would solve the issue but it should of NEVER been an issue in the first f'ing place
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They really didn't fix it, just explained the epic plot holes left behind a bit better. Not 100% explained, mind you. Just... patched over.
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Heh, I actually used to watch this show. It was called Who's Line Is It Anyway. It was so funny as well! Good job!
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Everything up till the ending was fantastic, the extended cut went along way to make the end more satisfying but its still bad. To get the any sort of ending that does justice to the entire story/series and the main point of what you've been trying to do over 3 games (destroy the reapers) is ruined by the genocide of geth and death of EDI(despite it not making much sense) so that there's more chance you'll pick their happy green Synthesis crap they kept trying to push on you..
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The death of EDI and the Geth makes perfect sense. The Geth and EDI had reaper code installed in their systems and the crucible couldn't distinguish between what was and wasn't the Reapers, plus it sent out an electrical charge that damaged anything mechanical. So while that which wasn't Reaper based could be fixed, the things that had the code in them were unable to recover from the blast as crucial aspects of their software were completely destroyed. This was all made pretty clear in the game if you payed attention.
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i still cant believe that the ending is like this
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Other than the ending (and a few other little things), this game is awesome. It's well worth getting.
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Two words: Headcanon
Another two words: Marauder Shields (the comic, not the annoying meme)
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And yet you wrote it as one word. XD
As for the comic... let's just leave it as 'I'm not a fan'.
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Interesting. What's your issue with it?
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To put things short and simple, I find it dumb that a husk - a mindless creature that's controlled by the Reapers - has these greater thoughts and goals to save the galaxy from the Reapers.
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Admittedly, Nihlus/Shields' involvement in the plot is by far the weakest part of the story largely due to the improbability factor of his involvement, but it's thanks to the idea that the plot unfolded to begin with (remember, it all started with a satire comic based off of an annoying meme). As it is, I think the rest of the story is brilliant, especially the Crucible plot twist, and Cerberus' contingency plan.
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That's the same with every game. the fact is that the game would be roughly three times the file size if your choices actualy made a difference.
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