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Stahldrache — TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

Published: 2014-07-29 20:11:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 7086; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 0
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Description Hell yeah, I'm back, bitches! ψ(`∇´)ψ
And - surprise, surprise, it's another Zelda picture. Who would have guessed, ahahaha ;;;
This time, I made fun of A Link Between Worlds. Even though this "situation" could also apply to some more Zelda titles, like Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask or the Oracle series... And I think these annoying fuckers (also known as "wallmasters") were also in A Link to the Past? Whatever, you get the point.
I, however, chose Link from ALBW because I had this idea back in December, when I was playing ALBW - so ALBW it is, hahaha. uvu

It always perplexed me that those creeps do nothing but putting you back at the beginning of the dungeon. Hell, they could do anything with you as soon as they get you in their grip - like squeezing your every organs or choking you or rip off your head or... put you in front of a TV and make you watch MLP (holy, this is getting out of hand now... no pun intending btw.) ... you get the idea. Ok, it's a Nintendo game, so of course this would never happen... But still. You don't even lose a heart or something (as far as I remember - correct me if I'm wrong).
So I thought "Hm! Maybe they're totally misunderstood and don't want their humble dungeon to get messed up." In fact, they reminded me of my mum - when I enter our flat while wearing my shoes, she also turns into a wallmaster and puts me back to the front door and won't let me enter until I take off my shoes, hahahaha. ... Well, at least, it FEELS like she turns into a wallmaster. (If she was reading these very lines I'm writing right now she'd be butthurt forever... Good thing she doesn't know about this page. Phew! ಠ_ಠ)

So - since it's my headcanon that Link doesn't give a shit about the feelings of other creatures (cuccos coughcough) I don't think he'd give a shit about the wallmaster's wishes. And so, he enters the dungeons wearing his shoes again... and again... and... again (just like me, hahahaha (´∀`);; )

Aww yeah. I had a lot of fun drawing this thing. It's just a quick doodle. Nothing special. But I like it nevertheless because it was sooo much fun drawing it! (*^▽^*) Even though I messed up the Master Sword and ESPECIALLY the Hylian shield (Yes, that's suppossed to be a Hylian shield down there. Duh.)

Enjoy and stuff (°∀°)b
(kajsdflkjasflkjasfjs what's up with all these Japanese emoticons today IT WON'T STOP AAAARGHL (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ I'M KAWAII AND THERE'S NO ONE WHO CAN STOP ME)



PS: THE TITLE IS TOTALLY NOT A REFERENCE TO MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME CALLED "PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES" OH NO PFFFFFFPFPFPFPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFF HOW COULD I
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Comments: 23

LinkTahuterasuSpirit [2015-07-08 22:48:38 +0000 UTC]

well that's a different way to look at the wallmasters

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Nudelherz [2015-05-29 15:37:32 +0000 UTC]

great idea that makes the wallmasters seem a little less scary - good for me, i started screaming when one of them picked me up for the first time xD

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Stahldrache In reply to Nudelherz [2015-05-30 20:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot :>
Heeh, I almost pooped my pants when I heard those bastards coming down from the ceiling back then in OoT... quite literally, if I may add.
(Just kidding, of course.  But I agree, they're creepy bastards indeed.)

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Nikka-A [2015-05-05 06:44:12 +0000 UTC]

I was about to comment on how the title reminds me of Plumbers don't wear ties, until I read the final line in that description. Lol, nice art anywho. xD

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Stahldrache In reply to Nikka-A [2015-05-06 05:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Kyaaah, it makes me happy to see someone else who knows this great game!  

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Linkmastersword456 [2015-03-08 13:05:17 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha XD einfach genial

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DevilLadLover1 [2015-01-12 23:10:24 +0000 UTC]

PERFECT EXPLAINATION HAGAHA. I love it!

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starlight199 [2014-10-31 22:49:02 +0000 UTC]

That explains why they always want you gone!

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reddragonmigit1 [2014-10-28 20:52:27 +0000 UTC]

So true!

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ragedaisy [2014-08-09 08:49:20 +0000 UTC]

Funny ^___^

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Yagamiseven [2014-08-05 01:06:01 +0000 UTC]

Lol so that it is^^

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kristalwaterfairy [2014-08-03 16:26:45 +0000 UTC]

I've seeing many explanation jokes but I think this one is new,great logic!

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Sunlight-Angel [2014-07-30 12:02:29 +0000 UTC]

ooooooh!!!
That's why they chase you!!!
I never thought of it XDDD
Great!

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Elyses [2014-07-30 09:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Pffft, so habe ich das noch nie gesehen XD
I approve of Link taking his clothes off, though <_< >_> n_n
Wieder mal toll geworden^^

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BombTheDodongo [2014-07-30 02:40:14 +0000 UTC]

So THAT's why they are so anxsious to get us out of those dungeons XD

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AngelMariaStars [2014-07-30 00:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Funny. ^_^

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AkuDemyfan [2014-07-29 22:09:02 +0000 UTC]

XD
I'm surprised that never got into my mind too! XD Poor Wallmasters. Always cleaning after foolish adventurers like Link. (Even though the wallmasters freak me out but not as harshly as Dead Hands and such. )

Faving!

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rd649 In reply to AkuDemyfan [2014-09-12 05:26:05 +0000 UTC]

U guys my cousin back in my childhood killed a redead and it took its face off

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AkuDemyfan In reply to rd649 [2014-09-12 23:22:15 +0000 UTC]

Ouch! >.< That's pretty harsh. =/

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Stahldrache In reply to AkuDemyfan [2014-07-29 22:43:19 +0000 UTC]

Well, you see: It took me quite some years as well until I got this idea. It's so simple, you have to be a complete idiot like me to get this idea, hahaha
(Yes, I totally feel you - the wallmasters freak me out, especially in OoT/MM, when you hear that freaky noice shortly before they get you - even though I find Dead Hands even creepier... Not to mention those huggy Redeads *shiver*)

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AkuDemyfan In reply to Stahldrache [2014-08-09 19:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, better late than never, right?

(Don't remind me! >.< You have no idea how grateful I am for having gotten through the well and Shadow Temple by now in OoT 3D! D= I'm only needing to get through the Spirit Temple anymore before heading off to fight against Ganondorf and Ganon. )

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Pokemon-Ranger-Casey [2014-07-29 21:42:49 +0000 UTC]

The misunderstood Wallmaster xDDDD

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AngelJasiel [2014-07-29 21:19:35 +0000 UTC]

very funny

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