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TenaciousDC — Religion is a toy

Published: 2011-02-05 19:03:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1040; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 9
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Description I heard someone reference god to a toy a few years ago and this would be my statement about that thought.
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DarthHatred666 [2015-03-18 20:48:42 +0000 UTC]

how about a Satan figure?

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SCC-Venus-Dressed [2013-12-16 06:03:10 +0000 UTC]

WTF is this!!!!?????

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horror-lover [2013-09-18 23:22:52 +0000 UTC]

religion is the ultimate security blanket

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The-Hyper-Sniper [2012-04-10 20:27:00 +0000 UTC]

There ought to be a collection of these figures, like south park's 'the super best friends'.

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Yuiru [2011-04-22 04:24:12 +0000 UTC]

with posable arms and gliding action!!!
I want!

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Misterstrong [2011-04-10 06:18:37 +0000 UTC]

ROFL!!!

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TenaciousDC [2011-02-10 18:25:22 +0000 UTC]

@Jimitheos 1) Speak English 2) Dont speak to me as if you are worth more for believing in unicorns and magic, nor tell me what is to become with me, because you really, REALLY don't know.

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Jimitheos [2011-02-10 11:10:12 +0000 UTC]

ah'd have THE personal interview with Christ Almighty & yer fkked if yer on the wrong side of Him - hell is real & ya'll get pulled in by yer knickers if ya keep acting the cant - fkk yer opinions cuz like assholes every imbecile touts em PS the huge painting featuring atheist alliance atheist club etc will be finished in a month or so

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earlserdon In reply to Jimitheos [2012-11-28 12:01:24 +0000 UTC]

stop believing in god and start believing in yourself

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PistolVaunWulf [2011-02-06 20:30:50 +0000 UTC]

Huh... I never knew Jesus was a superhero... What do you supose one actually does with a Jesus action figure? And where did you find this, I actually kind of want one!

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Random223 [2011-02-06 18:21:40 +0000 UTC]

CHRISTIANS WANT US TO PRAISE IDOLS! HOW HERETIC THEY ARE!!!! XDDD

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Tiwyll [2011-02-06 10:54:37 +0000 UTC]

"With posable arms...& GLIDING ACTION!" Also, I like how it says it can choke kids under 3 years of age.

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renegadeofpeace [2011-02-05 21:57:54 +0000 UTC]

Personally I find this (action firgure Jesus with "posable arms and gliding action") to be absolutely hilarious.
Your thoughts are great, but the absurditiy of action figure Jesus is just way too much.

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SuomiFinland666 [2011-02-05 19:08:03 +0000 UTC]

This is good one. The best this kind of thing I heard was "Religion is like penis" Reason: "It's okay to have one. Don't show it on public." Or something like that.

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Upsilon400 [2011-02-05 19:04:33 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't even have kung fu grip or spring-loaded missiles.

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Crystabeau In reply to Upsilon400 [2011-03-11 07:55:45 +0000 UTC]

lol

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