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shaun4519 [2016-04-17 03:27:00 +0000 UTC]

that's pretty strong wind

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surfercajun1 [2015-08-14 15:24:23 +0000 UTC]

it's only a flesh wound!  

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Hyperion1997 [2015-01-17 03:57:08 +0000 UTC]

"Oh there's an arrow through my chest, must be my imagination."

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Doc-Snake [2014-11-16 19:37:42 +0000 UTC]

so for you the Wind take arms?  XD

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KINGRIEVOUS [2014-05-24 19:37:56 +0000 UTC]

I dont sneak....I just bash whatevers in my way.

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KuboTaiko [2014-01-15 18:17:40 +0000 UTC]

THis happend to me so many times, like one time two bandit were stading guard by a fence so i hid behind a rock and shot one and he fell over the fence and down in the water and his buddy just assumed he was hearing things.

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XNarakonaroX [2013-06-21 15:38:02 +0000 UTC]

Always works too... lol

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VladimirSchmidt [2013-06-20 14:20:48 +0000 UTC]

I died laughing

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IslandMirage [2013-06-07 03:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Heh... Every time XD

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Croatoan1211 [2013-04-05 06:45:46 +0000 UTC]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

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TheAmused In reply to Croatoan1211 [2013-04-05 10:32:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha!
"But your arms off!"

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Trinitas127 [2012-10-25 07:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Trin: Lol, I never knew the wind could cut your arm off!

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alice1302 In reply to Trinitas127 [2013-06-04 03:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Just wait until you see what it can do to your knees...

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Trinitas127 In reply to alice1302 [2013-06-04 22:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Trin: I don't know how many knees were lost to the harsh Skyrim wind.... but it is a lot.

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AzakiShimo [2012-06-27 21:24:17 +0000 UTC]

lol! XD

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F20B10 [2012-06-20 01:24:59 +0000 UTC]

i dont want to live in tamriel if the wind does THAT to my arm

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TheArtLovingCow [2012-03-21 19:57:04 +0000 UTC]

its more fun shooting the males in the dick several times, without them realising... (<-seeing if this works, gonna look stupid if it doesn't

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TheAmused In reply to TheArtLovingCow [2012-03-21 20:16:41 +0000 UTC]

Whenever you're commenting on something, there is a preview button right next to the comment button, haha.

You know how in Riften everyone in town gangs up on the puny little thief that gets caught? The archers had really bad aim one time and after the thief was killed I saw two women walking around with arrows in both their eyes.

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TheArtLovingCow In reply to TheAmused [2012-03-22 16:29:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, i guess that they n-arrowed their eyes at the archer!

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GeekBerry [2012-03-19 02:01:30 +0000 UTC]

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TheAmused In reply to GeekBerry [2012-03-19 11:05:55 +0000 UTC]

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Owl-Whisperer [2012-02-08 02:32:37 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHHA I LOLZ!

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TheAmused In reply to Owl-Whisperer [2012-02-08 21:32:17 +0000 UTC]

Tee Hee!Npc's make me smile

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fanglish [2012-01-11 08:17:03 +0000 UTC]

Tis but a flesh wound!!

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Anoaku [2012-01-04 21:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Don't be a bandit kids, it makes you a moron.

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TheAmused In reply to Anoaku [2012-01-04 22:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yes!
I had a bandit try to rob me while I was in werewolf mode. . .

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Anoaku In reply to TheAmused [2012-01-05 03:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh you know whats really funny? When one tries to rob you and you tell them to go away and they act offended.

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Demondragonsoul In reply to Anoaku [2012-01-11 09:47:17 +0000 UTC]

ye and when yu wear heavy armour and have all the perks....you just walk away and then they stop after awhile...must ruin their precious little self esteem.

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TerOgu [2012-01-02 18:45:54 +0000 UTC]

NPC's are so smart
I'm sure the wind could shoot them in the back with an arrow or slice of their limbs.

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Anoaku In reply to TerOgu [2012-01-05 03:52:09 +0000 UTC]

Hey, the wind can be a real prick. Tornados. All I got to say.

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TerOgu In reply to Anoaku [2012-01-08 09:29:42 +0000 UTC]

haham

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TheAmused In reply to TerOgu [2012-01-02 23:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Of course, because it would only make sense, haha!

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avarenity [2011-12-31 19:51:48 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA ACCURATE. and not just in Skyrim, NPCs in Oblivion acted exactly the same way.

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TheAmused In reply to avarenity [2011-12-31 21:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Heehee yeah, I had a lot of fun with alchemy in Oblivion, making chameleon potions of like 75%. It was fun.

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avarenity In reply to TheAmused [2011-12-31 21:47:48 +0000 UTC]

I loved alchemy in Oblivion, since the equipment could be carried with you. So I would be standing in the middle of a random field and making potions. My alchemy skill was always the highest, along with blacksmithing/repairing/whatever that skill was called.

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TheAmused In reply to avarenity [2011-12-31 22:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I miss taking Alchemy with me. I think it was called Armorer. I guess they sort of replaced it with the enchanting and smithing skill.

I like how they have enchanting sets everywhere, unlike in oblivion.

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avarenity In reply to TheAmused [2011-12-31 22:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Okay. This shows how much Skyrim I'm playing nowadays, I completely forgot the name of the skill.

I'm just getting into enchanting stuff and it is fun. Never really did the whole enchanting thing in Oblivion though.

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TheAmused In reply to avarenity [2011-12-31 22:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Me too. I had to look in my guidebook because I didn't remember either.

They had the enchanting skill in Morriwind. . . I think, haha it's been a while.
I remember in Oblivion you could also make your own spells, I don't think they have that in skyrim do they?

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avarenity In reply to TheAmused [2011-12-31 22:28:31 +0000 UTC]

I'll have to admit, I BARELY played Morrowind.

As for making spells in Skyrim, I've not encountered anything like that - so far. But doesn't really affect me since I prefer melee weapons or archery, with the occasional dragonshout.

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TheAmused In reply to avarenity [2011-12-31 22:48:34 +0000 UTC]

I'll have to admit, I never finished Morrowind.

I'm into stealth and one-handed weapons. I really love using the dragon shouts. I don't think I've ever used shields before.

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