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Published: 2013-12-20 20:32:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1254; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 2
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was turned into a Tau awhile ago and hasn't been turned back so like any smart person he went to the HR department to get it sorted out. Β Course it'll do no good.Related content
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Every government office should say this. It will, at least, be honest.
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Well you can, but that means you're going be be spammed with the pan
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What if we're replacing the pan with a power pan?
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Pans are already powerful
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How about a chain-pan?
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This would be even funnier if I knew what Warhammer was...
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warhammer is a fantasy/sci fi bord game that takes place 40,000 years in the fewture where every human is a xenophobic religise twat or a psychotic cultist demon warshipor, and every alien has something agents Β with every thing that lives.
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Hey Eightball, you are aware I can pilot a Riptide while I am a Tau right? Because If you do not apply to my terms, I will stick the railguns up your arse, it will make you bleed.
I request to be changed back the way I was.
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You forget heretic that I am an Angry Marine and any of us would kindly say "FUCK YO RIPTIDE SHITBAG!" and then a big rock smashes it. Β It's science
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As all of us Tnzeechians say "Your Science isΒ illogicalΒ , We are Science incarnate Mindless dog." How about you turn me back and I will show you REAL magic like sawing a cultist in half.Β
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I would, but I lost the paperwork so I don't have the go ahead to do such a thing
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You said it yourself Eight your a Angry Marine "That takes orders? really?" What kind of Angry Marine are you? Your nothing but a Desk Job Marine.
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It's true that normally I don't take orders, but nothing is more infuriating than paperwork and nothing strikes despair into the enemy than being stuck in "the system". Β The Human Resources department is an Angry Marine's greatest weapon as it causes the most rage for it's victims. Β So anyway if you'd like to be turned back then refill the proper paperwork or I could take my Pan of Truth and use you as a stamp. Β Either one works for me
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I will take the Pan
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Whoa now. Β No one touches le Pan
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Now the git can work for the Greater Good rather than sit on his heretical arse.
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Oh right...the greater good...I hate that shit
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Tis a bunch a nonsense, I would agree.
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