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Captain America is here!~Dirk
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Looking back on my previous comment, I have come to the startling realization:
His brain is in Canada.
O_O
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AKA Captain Propaganda
The super hero made to show that America loves stroking its own dick and constantly reminding the world how "great" and "superior" it is as a country
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says the fanfic writer
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Oke 1. This was a comment from 2 years ago so obviously my opinion has changed on it.
2. What the fuck does me making fics have to do with anything ?
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That was back in WW2. Nowadays, Captain America is an actual developed character rather than just a piece of Republican vomit.
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The fact that this is really America is the real show stopper
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You can achive much more with a friendly word and a planecarrier in front of the opponents coast, than JUST a friendly word.
belive me.
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The fact that this doesn't include Hawaii and Alaska makes sense since they were not states during WWII.
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Hm. I wonder where his brain is...
This is very creative! Thank you for posting!
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I always thought it was Florida's function. But now, I see Texas is taking over... O.O
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Compared to what Green Lantern would look like [literally], this is pretty good!
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I've imagined that, and it's a nightmare fuel
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Hahahaha, I think the guy who played him would agree. (What's his name again? Oh yeah! Ryan Reynolds.)
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I wonder if that's the first penis joke on here (this picture). I guess there was BOUND to be one.
And I'm not from the States so thank you for pointing out Texas: it's the place where Captain America's penis would be if he were literally America. NOW I'LL NEVER FORGET!
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I always thought of Florida as America's penis since it's the most phallic shape I could see on a world map. But in the case of this pic, Texas makes sense.
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How the fuck is this racist? =_=;
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he says he defends America but he´s actually just defending the U.S.A pretending the rest of us don´t exist or something
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actually, captain america has fought In many other places other than just america. also steve wanted to be an american soldier during the 1940's, during time that more wars were happening in the USA. he was given the name after he was turned in to the super soldier, because he was the best in his group and fought at the top. he also wanted to do what was right at the time, other than just joining for fun. so i would never think that this is racist in any way possible at ALL. are you from texas or something?
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South America actually.
it´s like America but in the South.
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Ah! The Americas! 
Yeah, that really is unfair! >:I Damn you Captain America!
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I'm from Puerto Rico and I know just how you feel! (I'm in Canada right now). So yeah, I'm technically in America!
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yeah, lucky you
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Hehe, yeah. I travel a lot.
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