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TheSUPASONICBOOM — OOC:A Parody of Sonic fanfics

Published: 2011-05-08 05:23:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 4063; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 7
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Description It was a happy dandy and perfectly happy dandy day.The sky was blue and there was not a single could in the whole sky!How wonderful!
Amy Rose also felt wonderful because she saw Sonic.BUT ALL WAS NOT HAPPY DANDY AND/OR WONDERFUL FOR HIM!!!
For Sonic was not himself today,as you will soon see.
Amy approached him,cheery as usual.
"Hello Sonic!" she said. "How are you?"
Now,Sonic,the guy who will make friends with just about anyone and doesn't get worked up easily,was just SO ANGRY AT AMY!!!
Is she actually TALKING TO HIM?!Of all the nerve!
So,despite Sonic being good friends with Amy,and not hating anyone,not even Eggman,Sonic completely flipped his lid.
"GOD AMY YOU ARE SO ****ING STUPID I DON'T LOVE YOU GO AWAY I HAET U!!!!!"
Now,Amy should have realized how unlike Sonic this is,but she didn't.Oh well.
"WHAT?!SONIC NUUUU!!" she said,her eyes tearing up.
"NO IM SRS GO DIE IN A HOLE ARRRRGHJKL!!!111!!!!
Instead of fighting back,or hitting him with her hammer,Amy decided to run away from Sonic.
Just like that,it started to rain.Remember how we said there wasn't a cloud in the sky earlier in the story? Well,we lied.Because it is now raining,like SUPERHARD!!!
Amy slips and continues to feel so berry sad.Boo hoo hoo.
But just then,Shadow saw her and came over.Normally,Shadow is stoic and unfeeling and could care less about anyone.But no,Shadow just feels SO BAD for the poor girl,and is super sympathetic.Why he's acting the exact opposite of himself is anyone's guess.
"Oh Amy.Y u so sad?"
"Because Sonic dumped me,wah!"
"Sonic does not love you.BUT I DO I WAS JUST TOO SHY TO TELL YOU."
Yes,you read that right.Shadow was shy.Bull****.
But Amy is completely accepting of Shadow's bipolar personality here.She immediately falls in love with him.Which makes perfect sense,considering she JUST suffered a heartbreak.And the 1st thing you so after a heartbreak is get into another relationship,right?! No? Who cares!
So Amy and Shadow go on some dates,and Sonic sees them together.
Now,DESPITE JUST SAYING HE HATES HER ONLY AN HOUR AGO,SONIC NOW REALIZES HE IS IN LOVE WITH HER.How did he come to this? Because he saw Shadow and Amy together.
This would make him an egotistical ass,but the author wants you to believe that this makes Sonic a good person.Ugh.
So Sonic rudely confronts the couple and says "HEY SHADOW GO AWAY,I LOVE AMY!"
"NO WAY,SONIC!I LOVE AMY MORE!!!!!"
Amy says "Umm,don't I get a say in thi-"
"NO!!
So they decide to fight for her love,which is incredibly stupid,but whatever.
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CHOOSE YOUR ENDING
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Sonamy Ending
Sonic defeats Shadow in their love fight(Sounds like Sonadow support...)
He goes to Amy and says "I am sorry for being mean before,can you forgive me?"
And even though,Sonic not only broke her heart,but also interrupted her date and beat up her new boyfriend,Amy completely forgives him and they walk off into the sunset.
The End!

ShadAmy
Shadow defeats Sonic and pulls out a gun (because the guy who can create explosions with his hand needs a gun,yeah..) and says "Goodbye faker!" and shoots Sonic dead.
And Amy is 100% okay with this.No seriously.She's perfectly fine with Shadow murdering the guy she loved for years in cold blood.And never mind Tails and Knuckles,or Eggman's schemes,nope,everyone is okay with it.Seriously.Amy says "Good riddance!" and they walk off into the sunset.
The End!

Disclaimer:Any resemblance to any fanfics is entirely intentional.If you have written or thought of a story similar to the one seen her,then write something more original.Thank you
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Comments: 48

Fanithegolffox [2015-10-22 03:59:04 +0000 UTC]

i just LOVE IT!!! <:'D
i think i love you now!! xD (no literal stuff :v)

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Sharders [2015-09-28 21:06:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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InfinityR319 [2014-10-12 14:39:31 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard because it's so true!

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Sonicgirl1552000 [2014-08-30 13:09:47 +0000 UTC]

I just hate it when fanfiction authors make characters act OOC.

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TrollWorldRulesAll [2014-07-30 00:10:21 +0000 UTC]

This is so fucking accurate! Nice job!

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TeaTiffs [2014-06-04 21:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Except you forgot the twist Sonadow ending :v but yeah, pretty accurate.

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blazethelolcat [2014-03-06 19:49:44 +0000 UTC]

I have to agree with u cos whenever I read a shadamy fic I just think I wonder what horrible thing sonic will do or vice versa ps I loved the ending when u said if this resembles ur fanfic be more original

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MasterPerryMartin [2014-02-26 23:01:18 +0000 UTC]

...You see, parodies are brutally unfunny these days because they often go TOO fucking far and become what they despise. Parody-Sues, OTPs, Troll-Fics...they all became another fucker in the crowd and they either don't know or ignore it. And this shameless pugwash is not different.

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TotallyDeviantLisa [2014-02-19 18:04:39 +0000 UTC]

OOC is personally my biggest problem in some couple fanfics, but I keep my opinions to myself just incase I get mistaken for a troll.

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Ecobomb [2013-11-11 01:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Wow this is awesome! Making fun of recolor fan fiction classic.  

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Ecobomb In reply to Ecobomb [2013-11-11 01:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Or just normal fan fiction.

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Sbifgirl [2013-07-28 23:54:55 +0000 UTC]

OhmyGod! Lol! Couldn't stop laughing! Love it!

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Goldenkitty23 [2013-07-24 09:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Lol

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Adventurex2 [2013-04-06 17:13:43 +0000 UTC]

What the firetruck?? I can stop laughing!!! Oh god my stomach hurt so much. But it so true

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Sonikku-Star [2013-03-26 12:53:28 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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starsandchilidogs [2013-03-10 20:15:06 +0000 UTC]

So. Effing. True.

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01SonAmy01 [2012-12-28 19:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Loved the bit about it suddenly raining xD this is too true!

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hopeisnotdead [2012-12-17 17:40:25 +0000 UTC]

So true!!!!!!!!

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Iamaperson12 [2012-12-17 08:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Freakin hifuckinlarious.

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PxI-forever1128 [2012-12-14 13:33:44 +0000 UTC]




...*faves*


---
THE MOST EPIC RETARDED OOC STORY of Sonic characters EEEVVVVVAAAAAHHHHH!!

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rosemarypiros [2012-11-11 02:36:11 +0000 UTC]

how about none? since they are both way older.. shes like 12, hes 15... shadows...18? or maybe 68, since he was made 50 years ago or something

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SonicaTheHedgehog000 [2012-08-27 18:35:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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jordanb12 [2012-08-21 02:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!! Lol XD this just made my day!!

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Scoutyscout [2012-06-22 21:05:05 +0000 UTC]

This is the most amazing fanfic i have ever read!! And the hilarious part is, it is so true. This is laugh out loud funny! Thank you for writing this XD

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crimsonblood21 [2012-05-27 06:41:57 +0000 UTC]

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE LOL, and if i where to choose the endnig, id say everything explodes and everyone dies, THEEE EENNNNDDDD *skips away happily*

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FunnelVortex [2012-04-13 12:27:15 +0000 UTC]

OOCing in Sonic fanfics;

Sonic-Asshole
Amy-Retarded
Knuckles-Big ego
Eggman-Good
Shadow-Heartless emo
Tails-Pussy
Big-Retard, oh wait, he already is one.

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rosemarypiros In reply to FunnelVortex [2012-11-11 02:37:54 +0000 UTC]

sonic-sometimes
amy-ALWAYS
knuckles-always
eggman:NO
shadow-sometimes
tails-sometimes
big-YES!!!

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XxBrookeTheHedgehogX [2012-03-03 21:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Sonic- b!tch
Amy- stupid
Shadow- bipolar
way to explain 99.99 percent of Shadamy fanfics XD

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DifferentiateD In reply to XxBrookeTheHedgehogX [2012-04-02 04:50:10 +0000 UTC]

THIS >!!!!!!!!

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JoanMystique In reply to XxBrookeTheHedgehogX [2012-03-16 23:01:32 +0000 UTC]

someone... who understands....

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SonadowFan888 [2012-02-17 16:24:43 +0000 UTC]

oh god, that's so funny XD

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AReluctant-Hero [2012-02-06 22:05:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG This completely made my day XD

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liliathanh [2012-01-28 15:11:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh that is LOLx100 right thar

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lolsoniclol [2012-01-17 07:49:00 +0000 UTC]

this is how 99.99981% off sonic fanfics are

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XxNyanxChanxX [2011-10-23 00:30:29 +0000 UTC]

BUT ALL WAS NOT HAPPY DANDY AND/OR WONDERFUL FOR HIM!!!

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Casey-Fox [2011-06-15 21:20:12 +0000 UTC]

...*faves*

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puccapower [2011-05-12 21:33:49 +0000 UTC]

...wow

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TheSUPASONICBOOM In reply to puccapower [2011-05-12 23:20:23 +0000 UTC]

I see.
What has caused you to make such a response?

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puccapower In reply to TheSUPASONICBOOM [2011-05-14 01:43:40 +0000 UTC]

the events, characters actions and well thats about it ...

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TheSUPASONICBOOM In reply to puccapower [2011-05-15 18:28:45 +0000 UTC]

Good,bad?
Funny?

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puccapower In reply to TheSUPASONICBOOM [2011-05-15 19:45:34 +0000 UTC]

every single one except bad! and add hilarious!

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KCG [2011-05-08 19:27:14 +0000 UTC]

I love you.

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rosemarypiros In reply to KCG [2012-11-11 02:39:00 +0000 UTC]

haruhi =3

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ShadowAndChaos [2011-05-08 17:35:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL I laughed but it's kinda true.

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SMSSkullLeader [2011-05-08 05:59:42 +0000 UTC]

I liked this, it's a very funny yet clear way to pinpoint most of the situations I read in many fanfics. And bawww at no Sonadow ending! D:<

*faves*

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agletfan [2011-05-08 05:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Dude. I cant even...I love this story so much. "The sky was blue and there was not a single 'could' in the whole sky!" LMAO. Just brilliant.

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LotG [2011-05-08 05:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, gotta admit that people need more originality in their stories nowadays. How about a bit more action, people?!

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rosemarypiros In reply to LotG [2012-11-11 02:39:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah and less "ooh i wub you i wub you" and more face punching XD

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