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Published: 2010-10-17 22:27:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 1436; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 10
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(About time that I could get on the computer!)[link]
Yes, it's an arson joke.
Quite obviously, Stan used to play with fire when he was a kid.
Look I was busy cleaning all day, and this is the best I could come up with.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then It's just plain fun.
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That's a military saying. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...Shit there's no GI Joe PLZ account.
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"whoeverο»Ώ sent me this via omegle thank you. my computer disconnected me from the site and i lost a decent conversation with you." -Highest Rated Comment
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Duck Hunt meets Halo. Like an Ice Cream Sundae meeting a cow pie. Halo being the cow pie.
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Hey, I kinda like Halo.
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It's more orginal than most war FPS's.
It's allways: You am solider. You has gun. Killz terrorists. You be big hero.
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Original my ass. The characters are boring. The gameplay is repetitive. The weapons selection just sucks. The story makes no sense. I've seen more originality in the original Half-Life. Atleast that game put some originality in their creatures. The creatures in Halo are hardly more than grunts in Halloween masks.
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Well, yeah.
You have a point. Making a giant ringworld out of a super weapon is pretty stupid. The weapons don't seem all that orginal. And story mode does get pretty dull.
But the multiplayer games are okay, right?
I haven't played Half-Life yet. Seems kinda interesting. Is it any good?
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I'm not at all a fan of competitive online multiplayer, so I couldn't say.
As for Half-Life, if you're looking for a game with great story, graphics, immersion, and videography go for Half-Life 2. If you just want straight up great, solid, and challenging shooter gameplay, go for the first one.
It's just that story in Half-Life is little more than the backstory of the second game. So you'll be spending a few acts just wandering around a research collapsing facility with the only real story being:
"The place is falling apart, there are monsters trying to kill you, and a guy in suit stalking you, SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!".
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Ohh.
Well, Halo is okay. Not the best, but it's okay at least.
That's how I think of it, atleast.
LOL
I might like that.
I know you can buy it off of Steam, but what about physical copies?
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Well, for Half-Life 2, you can maybe find a retail PC copy of The Orange Box (HL2, HL2 Ep 1-2, Portal, & TF2) at a mall GameStop (they never really appear in ones that aren't attached to a mall for some reason).
You could definitely get an Xbox 360 copy, they're plentiful and cheap as fuck (About $20), especially considering it has 5 games on it.
As for Half-Life 1. The Steam version works with later versions of Windows and MACs, where I think the original (or WON version which was sold in disc form) might only work on Windows 98 & XP. If you really need a disc to be happy, you can probably get it off eBay...if they don't lose it in the mail that is.
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Well, I don't have an Xbox.
Maybe Amazon?
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Wait, how the fuck do you play Halo then? Oh, and there's a PS3 version.
And I don't even know what Amazon is, if it's like eBay, then probably. I still recommend the Steam version overall.
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PC version. Halo 1, and I shou;d be getting 2 soon.
It's like Amazon, but you don't need to bid. Say "I have money, I want that thing." and it'll show up in your mall.
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Well it's not on there. There is one copy, but because the disc installer is so fucking rare nowadays it costs about $50.
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STEAM, MOTHA' FUCKA', STEEEAAAM!!
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Okay, I MIGHT try it.
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What do you have against Steam?
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Well, don't you need to pay?
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Yes, don't you have to with Amazon? You just need a card. The game only costs 9.99 no tax, so go to Walmart, get a $10 gift card. Install Steam to your computer, make an account, search Half-Life, click purchase, put in the card number. And there you go, instant Half-Life.
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Well, I don't have an Amazon thing. My dad does.
So I'll try to tell him about it.
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Ok so you'd rather pay $54.99 for it on Amazon than 9.99 for it on Steam?
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Look, my dad's a little pissed at Steam because he can't play his Star Trek game.
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Probably because your computer doesn't have the right graphic capabilities to run it. That or he doesn't know how to click the play button.
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I can't figure out which one is play!
STOP _PLAY!!! _GO_
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I AM VENGEANCE!
I AM THE NIGHT
I AM DANCING!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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