HOME | DD

timba — Refsheet: The Lampface

#abomination #undead #lampface #kippopolous #lampey
Published: 2016-04-01 07:26:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 999; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 1
Redirect to original
Description About time Lampey got a proper refsheet.
For all it's goofiness, it's a pretty tragic thing. It doesn't even know it's dead (or undead in this case) and pretty much carries on being as happy and friendly as your stereotypical labrador.

Just don't catch it's attention at night. Your eyes won't be able to readjust to utter darkness for a long while after getting flashed by Lampey.

Fun fact: Lampey came about as a failed redesign of another undead creature (an undead dog with a giant eyeball shoved/growing out of it's mouth). Got to say I like Lampey better!

Fun fact: Lampey is/was a kippopolous. A species with 10 eyes, boney mandibles and a long prehensile tongue.

Fun fact: Lampey just wants to love you... which means shine it's bright light in your face at all times.

Disgusting fact: All of lampeys bodily organs were removed to fit that generator (excluding brain, which was smushed in the crushed skull). This includes any naughty bits, hence the gender being unknown/irrelevant.

Factual fact: Lampey does not decay due to the nature of the magics having reanimated it in the first place. It still smells pretty bad.
Related content
Comments: 5

TheMeekWarrior [2016-04-01 11:08:13 +0000 UTC]

I do love this thing. ;u; He's like a "living" piece of taxidermy. Shining a light in yo face.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

timba In reply to TheMeekWarrior [2016-04-01 21:27:56 +0000 UTC]

heehee, it's a dorky thing indeed xD

Many people seem to like the lampface ^^

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheMeekWarrior In reply to timba [2016-04-02 12:24:24 +0000 UTC]

He's great!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

caosgii [2016-04-01 07:27:07 +0000 UTC]

i love lampface

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

timba In reply to caosgii [2016-04-01 21:28:47 +0000 UTC]

glad Lampface is liked!

Thank you ^^

👍: 0 ⏩: 0