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Published: 2009-06-01 01:19:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 33337; Favourites: 569; Downloads: 18113
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Description So I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old, and I was looking at some hot sauce labels, many of which are already reasonably tasteless, and this wonderfully bad visual pun occurred to me, and I figured I had to paint it.

Um. I didn't...quite...realize it was gonna be so...um...well, it came out a little more...homoerotic...than I had intended. I was going for charmingly tacky, and I may have...well...I mean, I knew the chaps were kind of pushing it there anyway, but the figure kept looking chunky, so I had to bulk up the muscles and...well...by the time I was done, I sat back and went "...oh. Huh. How 'bout that?"

Errr.

Well, anyway, prints are available for $10 and $20, plus shipping, and can be ordered directly from Red Wombat Studio at [link]
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Comments: 221

Takato14 [2015-07-07 04:07:40 +0000 UTC]

oh god

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Puccalover55 [2014-07-10 21:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Β This is awesome, sure beats my regular Jackass hot sauce. Any chance I can use this on a T-shirt?

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NickMaster64 [2014-07-07 23:19:53 +0000 UTC]

i bet it can give buffalo wings an extra KICK :3

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Flygon78 [2014-05-04 19:23:32 +0000 UTC]

as soon as i saw chapped ass i fell out of my chair :3 Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β 

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joleng16 [2011-01-09 18:15:46 +0000 UTC]

In hot sauce , remember that it is better to start out too mild than too hot. And if you cannot handle the heat or do not care for sauces, they don’t consider yourself as one of the chiliheads .

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Campestralx [2011-01-01 03:38:25 +0000 UTC]

I laugh more every time I think about this.

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APOTHECATION [2010-12-09 14:18:20 +0000 UTC]

Whew...when Digger finally comes to a close (groan), why not do a Brokeback Mountain-esque tale of forbidden love with this guy?

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Zhifay [2010-09-09 15:43:50 +0000 UTC]

I adore this. Beautiful. I would say even more good thing about it, but what i fell is couldn't be expressed by words.

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MentalWar [2010-04-23 05:09:12 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I found a bottle of hot sauce called Kick-Yo-Ass and there was a donkey in boxers on it

Er.. anyways... This is funny xD

Good job =3

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altivo [2010-02-15 15:20:20 +0000 UTC]

I'll crawl out from under the trees to say I think this is so clever you should market some. And yes, you're right about the unexpected eroticism, but that would sell the stuff too.

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prismkitty [2010-01-09 20:44:02 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious!

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AutumnEarthCougar [2009-11-11 05:38:14 +0000 UTC]

this has made me laugh so very much xD

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MoroNoKimi [2009-11-03 19:46:38 +0000 UTC]

It's flamin' hot!

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Bisku [2009-10-29 22:02:00 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, I love this one xD
I lol'd.

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Laughing-Dove [2009-10-12 20:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Weeee! 8D

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Tanaigre [2009-09-10 22:47:41 +0000 UTC]

.... I'd so buy that sauce XD

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Shadow-Wolf-9 [2009-08-07 00:04:49 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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thescarletaracnid [2009-07-29 16:09:31 +0000 UTC]

xD well despite everything the donkey. . . well, the donkey's face anyway, is actually pretty darn cute.
i would like to see it with a pudgy little donkey body tho ^w^

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MandarinMoon [2009-07-26 16:45:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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BetulaNigra [2009-07-18 18:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, where can I buy a bottle of that for my next chili dog? I love your sense of humor, and as for the homo eroticism, as a homo, I missed it. I just thought it was a cute label for a hot sauce.

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PockyPuck [2009-06-13 02:14:51 +0000 UTC]

...*tilts head* Yeah, there ain't many ways to take this one, is there? Hee. ^_^ It's cute, anyway. Well done, and very in line with the hot sauce labels I've seen.

*refrains from making sauce jokes* >.>

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TNHawke [2009-06-08 06:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Nah, he doesn't look homoerotic. He just looks cute.

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apeman505 [2009-06-07 20:23:07 +0000 UTC]

This... ... ... is awesome.

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ChangelingJane [2009-06-06 20:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Nothing like a little homoeroticism to brighten my day!

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bledroses [2009-06-04 06:13:31 +0000 UTC]

haha... the idea was sweet... and now it is a homo stationed hot sauce.. you could make millions!!

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CallyKhS [2009-06-04 02:57:10 +0000 UTC]

oh dear god.. this is the kind of product i'd just have to buy to show my friends and to keep because of it's witty label XD

awesome job! lol

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Black-Vulture [2009-06-03 17:44:20 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE this! XD Delightful and hilarious, as most of your work is -- it's all delightful though. ;]

But I laughed so hard I think I cried! XD It's so adorable!

I love these labels you create; they are always witty. ;]

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oakleafwolf [2009-06-03 16:52:50 +0000 UTC]

It's absolutely adorable, hee

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Benjamin-the-Fox [2009-06-03 06:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Prints available, eh?

I wonder who would hang that on their wall?

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Obonic [2009-06-03 05:46:30 +0000 UTC]

XD awesome

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ClockworkMidnite [2009-06-03 00:34:37 +0000 UTC]

This made my day... and made me laugh into my cola and make a mess but oh well, I love it. Very well done!

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Ceiteag-Morag [2009-06-02 19:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Gorgeous design, though you did get my hopes up a bit. I was hoping there was an actual bottle of Hot Sauce with this as a label, because if there was, I would so buy it. I would give it to my Fiancee as a gag gift. He's a hot sauce fiend, and I think the picture would give him pause.

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NightengaleNeedles [2009-06-02 19:05:40 +0000 UTC]

There's, ah, a bit of an issue with negative space, as well, Ursula.... I am not complaining, as he's quite the adorable little ass. And has one as well. But, ah. Still, the negative space makes it a little more than *somewhat* homoerotic.

Adorable design.

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JessicaDunn In reply to NightengaleNeedles [2009-06-13 04:24:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!

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Line-of-Birds In reply to NightengaleNeedles [2009-06-02 22:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Ditto on that negative space thing. So subtle, yet once noticed, you can never overlook it again.

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leficia In reply to Line-of-Birds [2009-06-04 06:48:56 +0000 UTC]

i am SO GLAD i'm not the only one who saw it.

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Line-of-Birds In reply to leficia [2009-06-06 09:32:29 +0000 UTC]

LOL, same here.

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dIVORCEfROMrEALITY [2009-06-02 11:42:42 +0000 UTC]

this horse has a better ass then me.FML

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prettydragoon [2009-06-02 10:57:14 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, saucy...

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Otookee [2009-06-02 07:58:42 +0000 UTC]

"Chill after opening" - as in "Yo, dude, just chill, OK?"

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EmperorNortonII [2009-06-02 06:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

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Raharu26 [2009-06-02 05:25:31 +0000 UTC]

This makes me giggle. =]

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Sunstars [2009-06-02 05:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Looks like 30 30. Like the pun.

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BurtonizedPrincess [2009-06-02 03:46:39 +0000 UTC]

...

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Smoke-Z [2009-06-02 03:33:19 +0000 UTC]

My father is interested. What is the price quote for a poster-sized print?

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Borderwalker In reply to Smoke-Z [2009-06-03 14:11:11 +0000 UTC]

It's a little bit disturbing when kids check out homoerotic art for their dads

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Smoke-Z In reply to Borderwalker [2009-06-03 14:58:12 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, I was talking about the tea labels as I was clicking off the saint. And we were both a little drunk at the time.

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Borderwalker In reply to Smoke-Z [2009-06-03 15:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Ah there's nothing like the quality time spent being drunk looking at tea lables with your dad deep sigh...

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Smoke-Z In reply to Smoke-Z [2009-06-02 03:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the large-size available in the shop is adequate. TY

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FrodoGoofball [2009-06-02 03:23:26 +0000 UTC]

'My buns are down to nuthin'... I'm saddle - sore, rawhide!' - Tumbleweed Tex [link]

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