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Published: 2009-03-01 19:15:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 3006; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 1569
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Doug Walker's character, Chester A Bum, doing the Phoenix point! XDRelated content
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This was from one of his Twilight reviews.
Bum: "I smell pretentiousness.*points* SHE'S THAT WAY!!!"
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Wow, Chester should definitely become a layer.....Change You've got some change?
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To pay for him winning the case?
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Though he just stumbles to the stand and gives a review about Japanese movies.
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Yeah, but still. better than an attorney who'll say that the judge did it.
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i love watching bum reviews and nostalgia critic!!!
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Hellz to the yeah!
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Chester: And with that, I decree.. A BOOT TO THE HEAD!
Blaze: *gets hit with a boot* Ow! >_<
Daisuke: And another one for the wimp!
Silver: *also gets hit with a boot*
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Chester: And one more for her wimpy boyfriend, Chris.
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Chris: ALL RIGHT, DAISUKE!!! YOU STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!!!!!
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Daisuke: I didn't say that!
Chester: And another for the crappy lawyer.
Daisuke: *gets hit with a boot* OW!
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Chris: AND YOU! *points at Chester* You want change? Go get it! *tosses a quarter*
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Chester: MINE! *goes after the change*
Blaze and Silver: O_O
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Chris: Hey, the Angry Video Game Nerd tried it and it worked.
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Daisuke: Does he really want change that badly?
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Chris: So he can go watch those movies he reviews.
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Chester: *walks back into the room* OH MY GOD, THIS WAS..
Daisuke: Let me guess...
Chester: ...THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!
Blaze: Knew it.
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Silver: What movie?
Chester: Twilight. ^^
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Chris: O_o....I hope he repeats what he said before...
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Chester: I really loved the vampires... Even though they were the most pussified vampires I've ever seen. >_<
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Chester: Seriously! You don't see Dracula going, "Oh... LOOK OUT, I'M GONNA ATTACK WHOLE FOODS!"
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Chester: And then... He goes into the sun.. And it doesn't kill him!
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Chester: The world needs a vampire bum. I WOULD MAKE A GREAT VAMPIRE BUM! Except I would not drink blood, I would drink alchohol. And I would not go out at night, I would just do drugs. And I would not be frightening, I would just be incredibly repulsive.
Daisuke: Like a real vampire?
Chester: EXACTLY!
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Chester: I DON'T KNOW! DON'T PRESSURE ME!
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Chris: No, what do you want?
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Chester: *flashes his Obama T-Shirt* CHANGE!!!! YOU GOT CHANGE?!?!?!? C'MON, HELP A GUY OUT, WOULD YA? C'MON, CHANGE!
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Daisuke: Uh.. I don't think that was the "Change" he was talking about.
Chester Everything I know is a lie!!!
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Chester: *leaves to review another movie*
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