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Published: 2010-09-05 04:11:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 854; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 4
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Kickback has his priorities.Pirates, however, quite obligingly kidnap duchesses.
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Kickback: Ninjas kidnap princesses, right?
AU Lazorbeak: ...sometimes.
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So in this Universe, Robots actually care about Genderroles!
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Kickback meets enforced gender standards. That looked like it hurt...
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*shakes head* Lazey, Lazey, Lazey... boys can totally be princesses - you need to get out more
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q.v. Liege Fabulo, dubbed by Starscream as "Princess Cupcake"?
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I can't help but feel sorry for Kickback. The poor dude.
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... Couldn't they play Ninja Kidnaps the Drag Queen? Kickback can always say he's a Princess later.
Because really, in a complex game of sexy scavenger hunt, does it matter if he's a guy in drag? It's apparently a very strange game, so maybe the rules state that the one least entitled to wear a skirt has to, when he finds himself in an alternate universe where Transformer gender matters.
(Granted, my mind is slightly blown by NinjaLaze. A guy claiming to be your mirrorverse counterpart's statistically significant other shows up, vaguely pirates in your general direction, and now wants to play dress-up for photos, and the thing making you say 'no' to this bowl of crazy with sprinkles on top is that mirrorverse guy wants to pretend to be a princess?)
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No, no, no. A perceived-gender-male in a skirt? Madness. Next cats will marry dogs. In drag.
I think the list just says 'Go on date with SO's alternate universe counterpart' rather than getting too specific, just Kickback's idea of a good time is to put on a dress and play Romance Novel Cliche. ( I have some lovely brightly-coloured lace that I really need to sit down and fashion into Insecticon dresses some time ... )
( Of course! Because NOTHING is more important than GENDER. 
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Well, naturally, but clearly Mirror Kickback is saying all these insane gender-bending things because he is from an insane alternate universe in which he is part of a very, very strange relationship (by that universe's standards, in Kickback's own words) with some weird piratical Lazorbeak. This is clearly some twisted mirrorverse courtship ritual.
Honestly, I'm surprised there actually IS a list, and it's not like some date-based Calvinball.
(If the humans in this 'verse didn't develop a sex-bias-less society where gender is regarded as a fluid concept and what's between your legs only matters if your water breaks, I'll eat my hat. Please note I may fashion a hat out of pasta first.)
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