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JZLobo — Starscream's Ultimate Weapon

Published: 2010-06-09 00:40:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 1866; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 56
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Description Science, bitches.
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DoctorSiggy [2014-01-27 04:16:14 +0000 UTC]

Science.

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nightshade43 [2010-09-01 13:08:54 +0000 UTC]

backrubs.
For some reason this scene reminded me of Monty Python.
Maybe it's the constant jibes the characters have at eachother?

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JZLobo In reply to nightshade43 [2010-09-01 19:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh, thank you. I'm really proud of the silly dialogue in this piece.

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reeves83 [2010-08-26 23:42:27 +0000 UTC]

LOL EPIC!!! loved the 'get the constructicons to build a giant gass chamber"

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JZLobo In reply to reeves83 [2010-08-27 02:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh, the best humor is what allows you to construct a funny mental image with your own imagination.

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CatastrophicTheMerc [2010-06-21 04:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Made me smile for the day... SCIENCE!!!

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JZLobo In reply to CatastrophicTheMerc [2010-06-21 04:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Glad to be of service.

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Underbase [2010-06-13 16:41:07 +0000 UTC]

backrubs from soundwave +starscream fail + cats = LOL.

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JZLobo In reply to Underbase [2010-06-13 20:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Trifecta!

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EchoWing [2010-06-12 22:02:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I prefer the cat to the griffin. The cat's cuddlier.

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JZLobo In reply to EchoWing [2010-06-13 03:19:12 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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LucasVN [2010-06-12 17:17:14 +0000 UTC]

A cat as the ultimate weapon?

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JZLobo In reply to LucasVN [2010-06-13 03:30:21 +0000 UTC]

The scary thing is, the Decepticons have come up with worse.

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LucasVN In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-13 03:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Like what?

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JZLobo In reply to LucasVN [2010-06-13 03:55:57 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever watched the G1 cartoon?

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LucasVN In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-13 04:00:05 +0000 UTC]

(You might not like the link I just gave, be warned.)

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LucasVN In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-13 03:59:06 +0000 UTC]

Some of it, but I don't need to know anymore.

On a side note:
[link]

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JZLobo In reply to LucasVN [2010-06-13 04:11:27 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, can you write anything else besides TFA characters dying? Sheesh.

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LucasVN In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-13 12:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Sorry.

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DarkStatic [2010-06-10 19:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Ah Megatron you've never heard of doing things the easy way have you.

*snicker* Yes the giant purple griffon was so much better...it could fly! XD

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JZLobo In reply to DarkStatic [2010-06-10 22:41:42 +0000 UTC]

Fly? Yes. Cuddle after a hard day's work of mayhem and hurder? No.

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DarkStatic In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-11 15:40:55 +0000 UTC]

...I'd rather fly. I'm more of a glomping person than one who cuddles.

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saganich [2010-06-09 19:59:35 +0000 UTC]

Constructing a giant gassing chamber?

It figures... if the idea of simply shooting it occurred to him, he would have probably conquered the universe long ago...

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JZLobo In reply to saganich [2010-06-09 22:45:51 +0000 UTC]

Bah! Doing things the easy way is beneath Megatron!

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saganich In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-09 23:02:45 +0000 UTC]

That's about right!

Do Constructicons know how to build a tank of ill-tempered mutated sea-bass?

I hear it's great for decapitating enemies when you run out of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads....and much more effective than a cross-dimensional-black-hole-linking fusion cannon of immense destructive power!

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JZLobo In reply to saganich [2010-06-09 23:20:20 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, that actually sounds like a fun idea!

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saganich In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-09 23:59:51 +0000 UTC]

Go on, do it!

Make Dr. Evil proud!

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JZLobo In reply to saganich [2010-06-10 02:54:11 +0000 UTC]

I don't have enough enemies. Yet.

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Novastorm73 [2010-06-09 15:56:25 +0000 UTC]

I liked the giant Griffin but have to admit it was largely ineffective.

I envy your Classics Megatron. Trade you my G1 Snapdragon?

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-09 22:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Oooh, tempting offer. But I really loves me my Megatron.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-09 22:53:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm still trying to figure out why I didn't buy it. Nice comical comic by the way.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-09 23:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, you could probably still import the prettier, pricier Japanese version! And thanks.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-10 00:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Strange as it is I don't like the chrome and red version. I typically prefer G1 coloring but something about it doesn't work for me.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-10 01:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Huh! There's something wrong with you.

Tell ya what. Buy ME one of those pretty Takara Megatrons and I'll trade you him for my own.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-10 13:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Great idea! Not.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-10 16:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Come on, you can't blame a guy for trying.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-10 16:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Not at all, that's what I was trying to do also.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-10 22:18:10 +0000 UTC]

So. A battle of wits it is, then!

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-11 16:57:05 +0000 UTC]

T'is!

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-11 20:03:50 +0000 UTC]

Have at thee!

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-11 20:23:38 +0000 UTC]

All right: where is the poison?
The battle of wits has begun. It
ends when you decide and we both
drink, and find out who is right
and who is dead.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-11 20:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Very well.

-takes two cups-
-pours wine into the cups-
-mixes poison into one (or both?) of the cups-
-places the cups on the table-
-draws a gun, shoots Nova in the head, then runs off with Snapdragon-

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-11 20:35:10 +0000 UTC]

They offer non-invasive services for your psychosis.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-11 21:50:02 +0000 UTC]

Hey dead people don't give advice.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-11 21:59:03 +0000 UTC]

I quote, "I live again!"

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-12 01:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, look who thinks he's a Marvel character all of a sudden.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-12 13:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Did I misquote? That was Starscream. Do you mean to tell me you couldn't tell by the screeching?

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-13 03:13:26 +0000 UTC]

Honestly not.

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Novastorm73 In reply to JZLobo [2010-06-13 16:33:03 +0000 UTC]

Well I certainly didn't mean to come across as all Marvel-y.

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JZLobo In reply to Novastorm73 [2010-06-13 20:14:18 +0000 UTC]

No One Stays Dead Except Bucky and Uncle Ben.

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