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Published: 2013-07-06 05:04:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1178; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 0
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Description Possibly unpopular opinion incoming. If you can't handle a simple opinion, please leave now. Think before you comment, please.

"FUCK YOU I GET 100X MORE PUSSY THAN YOU. I'LL FUCK YOU UP, FAGGOT. I'M WAY MORE HARDCORE AND BADASS AND INSANE THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. I SMOKE WEED AND FUCK BITCHES AT RAVES AND WORSHIP SATAN. SUCK MY DICK. WHAT'S THAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH? COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. I LOVE FUCKING SHITHEADS LIKE YOU UP."

or conversely,

"HxC FOREVA. I'M A GIRL GAMER, HATE POP AND JUSTIN BIEBER, AND HATE PINK AND DRESSES AND GIRLY THINGS. FUCK YOU PREPS, I'M GOTH AND MUCH DEEPER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. MY WOLF FURSONA AND SASUKE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL WHERE JEFF THE KILLER WILL RIP YOU INTO BITS. I FUCKING HATE MY PARENTS AND SCHOOL. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME."

Oh, how cute. I've heard this spiel from countless other teenagers and young adults trying to make themselves look like more than they'll ever amount to. I wonder if their parents would be happy to find out what kind of asinine prattle their offspring is spouting out on the Internet or at school, trying to make themselves look 'cool'.

If looking cool is what people are going after these days, it's hilariously pathetic. Mostly, they're a waste of my time, but oh, how I'd love to put on a magnificently condescending, patronizing, mushy cutesy act sometime just to egg them on to the point of getting themselves into some trouble- hopefully of the legal sort. Maybe if they were put in their place abruptly by someone or something, they'd stop being stupid little tryhards.

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QueenOfTheAbsurd [2024-07-17 08:52:54 +0000 UTC]

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monstermaster13 [2020-01-17 19:16:13 +0000 UTC]

There's this one user I dealt with last year (her name's EmilyRees) who pretty much (after several years of me ignoring her stupidity) attacked me for no reason in two or three hate-journals, one of them just being nothing but her getting triggered over the fact that my character mentioned her or her name despite her name or her character not even being in any of the entries I did. She basically referred to my original character as a Vinomath reject *sarcastically*Because i'm really sure that Vino would appreciate his work being used as an insult (And she has no right to say that given her OC is basically just herself with pink hair and glasses. I mean she looks like a Daria recolor), and also who the hell uses the word fap in the 2010's? Is she really that old fashioned that she still thinks people online use the word 'fap'? She pretty much just bitched about my OC in that one hate-journal and nothing else. The only reason I unblocked her was because ThatLawler mentioned me on that worst dinner party list on Kiwifarms (yeah, nice going you little weasel. You just had to bring to attention the fact Emily did a hatejournal about me even though I had been ignoring her petty ramblings), seriously curse that creepy Homestuck obsessed freak who wants to bone Jade Harley. So I ignore both of them for a week and then Emily rears her ugly head again with a second hate-journal (this happened last year) about me, only this time she brings up something that didn't even involve her but rather her persona just showing up in a AU fic that ThatLawler created (to put it briefly bla bla bla it's an Undertale wiki AU where everyone is played by people in the TF/Youtuber community and Emily's persona is one of the characters)...I wasn't even involved, I just posted a comment and Lawler got all oversensitive and triggered over the fact I called Andrew Hussie a bad person (I didn't say anything bad about the man in general, I just said I agreed with what some people on Tumblr and Reddit said about him, I didn't say 'Hussie deserves to die' or 'Hussie deserves to be impaled'). And the rest of the journal was just her berating my OC again and making lame chlamydia jokes about my OC. Oh ha ha, I get it, my character is a koala and koalas supposedly have chlamydia. She's just lucky I didn't make my OC into an anthro dog with a drooling mouth or she would have made a rabies joke. She pretty much just bitched about my OC and ended the damn thing with 'I hate you Monstermaster13, I hope you shrivel up and die'. Well, that settled it...if your journal ends with a lame attempt at trying to dox someone (seriously she accused me of being a fraud while also threatening to post nudes and personal info about me), then you (as in her)...suck at trying to be sympathetic. I mean how is it that I get vilified just for trying to defend myself while Emily gets the poor baby treatment? Surely Emily should have at least gotten reported or banned for her awful behavior, because i'm not the only person she has treated this way. Seriously how does CQmorrell even put up with her? And the whole me supposedly misgendering her thing wasn't even misgendering, I was referring to a commission someone did of her or her old self transforming into Kumatora (unless she denies actually commissioning that picture, there's no way she could have thought I was actually accusing hero of being a male. I'm not being transphobic I am simply stating I was referring to the picture and not to her as a person). And since she has stated that she refuses to apologize (stubborn bitch), she's the one to blame and not me. She is only making herself look like a giant preschooler by saying that she is going to move on only to bash me in a couple of journals (make as many threats against me as you like Emily but all it will do is prove how much of a hypocrite you are).

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Buniis [2017-06-19 23:30:01 +0000 UTC]

"Hahah I'll have you know I do drugs until I can't see straight and I dropped out of school to rebel against the system lmfao yolo !!11" kk losers.

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daddy-salty [2016-04-16 01:55:01 +0000 UTC]

"fuck you i get 100x more pussy than you"

hey. you do know 0 x 100 is ... 0 right?

//cue airhorn noises

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BramCracker In reply to daddy-salty [2017-05-08 19:02:34 +0000 UTC]

I cri everytim

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Moi-Pottu2 [2016-03-30 14:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Went to a game with my friend. He is a tryhard and uhh.. I just want to play the game and yeah didn't go well lol. We don't talk a lot anymore XDD Kind of funny actually

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Yoshiondiviantart [2016-01-01 21:01:09 +0000 UTC]

That second example you gave is just perfect. I am sick of people calling themselves 'girl gamers' like they're a special snowflake. Most times they only play games like Call of Duty and Minecraft just to seem even more 'unique', because for them games like Pokemon and Mario are most likely seen as to "Family friendly" for people like themselves, which completely ruins the point they're going for. I dislike pink, and dresses, but I don't see those things as a thing that people should take notice of and think that I'm someone unique just because of it. Plus, I like to think that I'm more open to opinions, and won't hate anyone who does like the color pink, or wear dresses. Honestly the people who enjoy school I have respect for because most times they're super hard working and determined. I just wish most of these 'girl gamers' would grow up, and realize they aren't the only one who hates Justin Bieber, or other things they only say just to sound different. 

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PlatinumKnife [2015-08-30 12:34:41 +0000 UTC]

Amen

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Suspiciousopossum [2014-11-08 14:40:08 +0000 UTC]

There's a difference between a tryhard, and a hard worker. Thanks for proving it!

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metalheadrailfan [2014-02-13 18:43:35 +0000 UTC]

Fuck being "cool".  I gave up on the shit in fucking kindergarden. I'm not gonna pretend to be something I'm not just to gain others approval. 

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WaywardSoothsayer In reply to metalheadrailfan [2014-02-28 21:00:59 +0000 UTC]



If people don't like you for who you really are, that's their problem.

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Meruetta [2014-01-18 02:15:16 +0000 UTC]

>the second example in the description

I almost peed my fucking pants laughing.

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WaywardSoothsayer In reply to Meruetta [2014-01-18 20:03:04 +0000 UTC]

The saddest part is, I've seen people exactly like that and they were being serious.

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100Italics [2013-07-07 03:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Gawd, you find people like those on the internet and in real life alot these days. They disgust me.....

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WaywardSoothsayer In reply to 100Italics [2013-07-07 03:53:43 +0000 UTC]

If they're going after admiration or respect or something, they're going to get the complete opposite reaction from me- and I'm a generally easygoing person.

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Ayanyami [2013-07-06 16:40:11 +0000 UTC]

I can never ever stand these kind of people.

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WaywardSoothsayer In reply to Ayanyami [2013-07-07 03:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Aye. Bloody morons, the lot of them.

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Cr1kk3t [2013-07-06 10:10:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I don't have much room to talk because I'm almost like raging sentence number two. XD

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Torekzzak [2013-07-06 05:28:57 +0000 UTC]

xD
Those people...
My GF may be a bit more tomboy than tryhard, but she is not the the kind of girl that would try to impress others like if we were her alcoholic father...

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