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Wulferious — Red, White, and Blue Pancakes (Steve x Reader)

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Published: 2015-04-27 22:25:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 5978; Favourites: 148; Downloads: 0
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Description (A/N: Based on the most hilarious and patriotic commercial of all time. Watch Nostalgia Critic review it here: youtu.be/tsn4zIJMonA )

Half the time, the only reason that you woke up before 12pm nowadays was because of the pleasant smell of freshly made cinnamon rolls, bacon and eggs, or pancakes. Half dressed with one of Steve’s shirts on and your hair up in what looked like a rats’ nest, you always followed your nose to where your early bird boyfriend was sitting in the dining room, merrily eating his breakfast. It didn't look like he had gotten dressed himself; but you were also still getting used to the thick, brown beard he decided to start growing.

This morning was no different. Out you went, following the delicious smell of Steve’s cooking down from your bedroom and into the common room, where Steve was sitting at the dining room table, munching away at blueberry pancakes, topped with strawberries and a dollop of whipped cream.

Steve was already halfway through eating his meal when he looked up, and eyed you up and down.

“Morning, beautiful,” he greeted, with a happy grin and raised eyebrows as he observed your morning state.

You coughed. “Mornin’.” You reply simply, pulling down the bottom of the shirt to make sure it covered your bottom. Not that it mattered, nobody else would wake up for another hour at least.

When you shuffled up to the kitchen, you saw that Steve had already made 3 pancakes for you, which were sitting in the pan with the stove turned off, which meant fresh and warm pastry. There was also a plate with a fork and knife all ready to go, and some sliced strawberries were still fresh in a bowl.

“So…. red, white, and blue pancakes.” You say, grinning to yourself as you placed the strawberries and more whipped cream than you should on your food.

You heard Steve hum in affirmation as you made your way back to sit next to him at the table. You hadn’t started eating yet, and Steve was smiling away at you.

“So,” you started, picking up your fork. “What do they taste like?” You asked, genuinely curious of how good Steve’s blueberry pancakes were. For a moment, you didn’t realize the reference you had made. Steve still looked at you, thinking, until his smile grew childish. When he put that face on, you knew there was a joke incoming.

Barely able to keep in a laugh Steve tried to make a straight face. Steve took in a deep breath. “America.” He stated, proudly.

Both of you pursed your lips until you both began to spurt out laughter. “Oh my god, Steve,” You managed to say, between your laughs.

You two had barely managed to slow down your laughter as Tony shuffled into the room, squinting at you sitting at the table. “What’s so funny?” He wondered aloud.

You sucked in a deep breath, wiping a tear from your eye. “America,” You stated, mocking Steve’s voice. Both you and Steve erupted in laughter again.

Tony just stood there, speechless and confused.
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Comments: 33

HandsOffMyLoki [2019-04-08 14:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Truly the best fucking comercial ever! Oh my god! 

Bows

Thank you! Thank you! You have opened my eyes to true commercial gold!

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Wulferious In reply to HandsOffMyLoki [2019-04-08 21:55:56 +0000 UTC]

It must be spread so everyone can witness this piece of brilliance. 

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HandsOffMyLoki In reply to Wulferious [2019-04-09 08:42:24 +0000 UTC]

It is brilliance!

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Jazellia [2016-01-02 19:17:34 +0000 UTC]

I literally passed out from laughing. Seriously.

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Wulferious In reply to Jazellia [2016-01-03 01:46:12 +0000 UTC]

I know right, that commerical has be on the floor laughing every time

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Jazellia In reply to Wulferious [2016-01-05 05:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Did you pass out too?!?!

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Wulferious In reply to Jazellia [2016-01-05 15:10:33 +0000 UTC]

I was pretty close to it, lmao

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Jazellia In reply to Wulferious [2016-01-08 23:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Lel

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husoldier77 [2015-08-02 06:07:26 +0000 UTC]

This is my favorite thing ever haha 😂

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wolfsketchingmaster [2015-07-14 06:24:15 +0000 UTC]

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!

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Konakona321 [2015-07-13 10:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god! I love the Nostagia Critic, he's so freaking hilarious and the Denny's commercial was killing me because of his commentary

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Wulferious In reply to Konakona321 [2015-07-13 16:43:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I know, right! Every review of his that I've watched makes me roll around on the floor laughing. He's the best!

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Konakona321 In reply to Wulferious [2015-07-14 20:15:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes! He's hilarious! His A.I and 8 Crazy Nights reviews is so funny, including his Commercial reviews

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no-one-ever-knows-me [2015-06-12 14:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh Denny's pancakes. The true flavor of america!

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Jazellia In reply to no-one-ever-knows-me [2016-01-02 19:18:20 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was McDonald's. Guess not!

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The-Nerd-Extremist [2015-06-11 04:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Me, my dad and my little brother, we always make a joke where we say "AMERICA" is a deep man's voice and then make two gun sound effects in a high pitched voice ... dunno where it came from but yeah it became a thing ...
GREAT FANFICTION!!! I can totally imagine Tony just coming out and being "What's all this?" and then just you and Capt. just repeating the joke and bursting out laughing ... Totally something that would happen!!

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Wulferious In reply to The-Nerd-Extremist [2015-06-11 10:51:04 +0000 UTC]

OMG, That's awesome. My best friend and I have random quirks like that, too, and we never know where they come from, haha. Glad you liked the fic!

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The-Nerd-Extremist In reply to Wulferious [2015-06-12 04:46:32 +0000 UTC]

I didn't like it at all ...
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I
LOVED
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~ AMERICA *Peew Peew*

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Ajones123 [2015-05-27 19:55:57 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it.

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Wulferious In reply to Ajones123 [2015-05-27 21:32:23 +0000 UTC]

You'd have to watch the commercial and the review to get the humor, I guess. 

Red white and blue are the colors of the American flag, and Steve and the Reader both have red, white, and blue items on their pancakes, so Steve makes the joke that their pancakes taste like "America". Not everyone's going to find it funny

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queen-of-olympus [2015-05-26 03:01:45 +0000 UTC]

I want America flavored pancakes...

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TigerPawXD [2015-05-19 04:38:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol nice

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Krabzyr [2015-05-01 10:38:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD
So cute~ <3

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TheEvilOvelords [2015-04-28 09:13:37 +0000 UTC]



-Amy

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wolfdemongirl13 [2015-04-28 07:33:06 +0000 UTC]

cute

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1251bluemystic [2015-04-28 03:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Freaking GENIUS! LOVE IT!!! X)

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dragonficz In reply to 1251bluemystic [2015-04-28 04:20:34 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!!!!!!!!

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1251bluemystic In reply to dragonficz [2015-05-05 02:57:18 +0000 UTC]

I saw the link of the video and I was laughing. Love your idea for it. X)

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UltraGamingNerd2001 [2015-04-28 01:05:31 +0000 UTC]

haha adorable!

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ShinigamiYuki-chan [2015-04-27 23:23:13 +0000 UTC]

I checked out the video and omfg xD
It sounded like he said "fucking pussy pansies" at 1:26
I think he did, but I still died laughing xD
I love this fan fiction xD

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Wulferious In reply to ShinigamiYuki-chan [2015-04-27 23:38:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! And yes, he did say "fucking pussy pansies" XD 
I've watched the full review of the old commercials (if you fish around on youtube you'll find NC's old commercial reviews) and I die laughing to every single one. It's so great.

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ShinigamiYuki-chan In reply to Wulferious [2015-04-27 23:40:22 +0000 UTC]

I should definitely watch more than x3

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Buckys-Babydoll [2015-04-27 22:37:42 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD America!!! XDDD

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