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10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale

10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her.

9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper.

8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better.

7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection.

6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her.

5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service.

4. Talk to her only in Valspeak, and make sure every other word is "like".

3. Giggle whenever she's around, and when she asks what you're laughing at, look confused and say, "I thought I was speaking clearly enough."

2. Respond to everything she says with "I know, right?"

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Make kissy noises whenever she and Edward are in the same room together, and when Edward glares at you, sing the K-i-s-s-i-n-g song in your head.

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10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale

10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her.

9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper.

8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better.

7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection.

6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her.

5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service.

4. Talk to her only in Valspeak, and make sure every other word is "like".

3. Giggle whenever she's around, and when she asks what you're laughing at, look confused and say, "I thought I was speaking clearly enough."

2. Respond to everything she says with "I know, right?"

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Make kissy noises whenever she and Edward are in the same room together, and when Edward glares at you, sing the K-i-s-s-i-n-g song in your head.