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WhisperingPhantasm [2017-12-08 05:39:06 +0000 UTC]
This definitely made me snicker. The Hobbit is my favourite book, but I must admit that I couldn’t tell any of the dwarves apart until the movies came out.
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WhisperingPhantasm In reply to WhisperingPhantasm [2017-12-08 05:43:36 +0000 UTC]
And I agree with you about the Bilbo/Thorin relationship actually being better in the films. One of the things I like better in the films over the Tolkien books is that characters and their relationships are actually better in the films, which is rare. Except, arguably, Frodo and Sam.
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yourparodies In reply to WhisperingPhantasm [2017-12-08 20:34:12 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I actually cared for Thorin in the movies, something I did not do in the book.
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MissAnasazi [2016-06-06 01:53:47 +0000 UTC]
Stumbled across this and omg: thank you.
As a kid I really liked the book. As a kid.
But reading it again now that I'm way older it isn't such a good story anymore. Especially when compared to the Silmarilion and the Lord of the Rings.
(I really wished Tolkien had went through with his 'rewriting the Hobbit and making it a more adult version' plans)
As for LotR I like both the books and the movies, each in their own ways while now as a grown up I don't like the book for the Hobbit so much anymore. As you said somewhere before: the way it's written might work perfectly well for little children, for adults however - not so much.
Also it completly destroys everything of the feeling I got when reading LotR and the Silmarilion which I absolutely adore. (I like Tolkiens style of writing even if I know a lot of people who have their problems with it.)
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MagicalSheepOfDoom [2015-03-27 01:47:30 +0000 UTC]
The faces! The faces! How did you find all of the perfect faces!? You are a blessing.
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Iggy-1-55-306 [2015-02-24 22:43:15 +0000 UTC]
The great thing about Tolkien's writings, in my opinion, is that he left a lot to the imagination. Honestly, I think that was the whole point. While his writing was meant to guide you through the story, it was your imagination that was meant to make all of the important connections. That's Why Peter Jackson did so well with the films, because so much was left to be filled in on purpose.
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Mangetsu20 [2015-02-21 07:19:01 +0000 UTC]
LOL You make such good points. One of the my biggest problems with the book (which the animated film seemed to point out in great detail) was the real lack of connection Bilbo had with the Dwarves. They seemed like comical foils to Bilbo or were just people the hobbit traveled with. One of the disadvantages of writing almost strictly from Bilbo's point of view, for which Tolkien chose to do, was the lack of understanding or connection with the other characters. While this could have been solved by having Bilbo interact with the Dwarven companions a bit more and extrapolate their personalities with him, this is moreover pushed to the side in favor of describing the detail of godddamned BLADES OF GRASS (one of my pet peeves with Tolkien's style of writing is that he emphasizes the description of the environment or people more than he does their character development and dialogue.)
The Movies, for me, had a great sense of pacing and world building all the same. I don't think this could have worked if Jackson tried to shove it all in one film. This wasn't simply just "milking it" as many would claim (admittedly, I was among them when I heard about how many movies were planned). But after watching the 2nd movie, I understood that there was a finite amount of story that needed to be told over a certain period of time. Hell, even if you were to take out some of the more "pointless scenes" (the elongated barrel riding battle sequence and the battle with Smaug) most of the movie spent time on what was important, just like the prior film. The third was no exception. While I still don't doubt when Tolkien got things right, he was damned excellent at it, the Hobbit just wasn't one of his better written pieces.
Thanks for bringing this up, both in written and visual form, YOUR ^^
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Libra1010 [2015-02-15 15:58:41 +0000 UTC]
Which is unsurprising, given that the book is basically Professor Tolkien poking fun at Fairy Tales and having a thoroughly enjoyable time of it in the process!
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RinnaMarch [2015-02-15 15:12:01 +0000 UTC]
First: My stomach hurts from laughing. ^^ Second: I could not agree more. I've read the book, after i had watched the unexpected journey and woah... I had red, swollen eyes after the end, but when i thought about it, i realised that, if i hadn't watched the movie first, i wouldn't have cared about the deaths of Durins sons and at all. :/
But i undetood them and cared for all of them, because you knew the personalities and motivations of the characters... (Sorry for my mumbling. The feels took over ;D)
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salierifemme91 [2015-02-14 09:42:50 +0000 UTC]
YAY! Once more you made my day!
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JASON9000 [2015-02-14 02:46:56 +0000 UTC]
Your skits always bring a smile to my face. Thank you for posting this.
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ShyGaladriel [2015-02-13 21:52:35 +0000 UTC]
Aw, I cried after I had watched the cartoon Hobbit. So I read the book and didn't cry at his death, but when I reread it I had seen the film and cried. So I guess I didn't care the first time too.
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dorlana [2015-02-13 20:15:44 +0000 UTC]
Bullseye, but then you tend to hit that quite often with your fantastic posts!
It does make you wonder, though. Did purists somehow got different version of a Hobbit novel than us? Because I remember it when i read it as a child. And I tried to re-read it in my preparations for the movies... But. I. Couldn't. Get. Through. It.
It was just boring. It feels not like a novel, more like a recap of one, and the movies honored novel-that-should-have-been. After all, it was the first book he (Tolkien) allegedly wrote. He was a green writer. First books are rarely ever amazing, or so I believe.
That is to say, I do have my issues with the movies. While I understand the presence of Legolas, he was given so much exposure! Too much, for my tastes. We just met bunch of new fascinating characters. I'd love to get to know Fili better. Dwalin. Dain, and possibly the start of his friendship with Bard! Tauriel was a very interesting addition as well. However I do hope that extended edition will remedy that, I think that expansion of our new characters should've been a priority, instead of throwing Legolas in so many times. But I think this is my only complaint with the movies.
Maybe I just am not a big fan of Tolkien (tho I grew up on LOTR and at one point I even spent some time writing in elvish, which was fun ). Maybe I'll never get why people just choose to hate something like it was made just to piss them off. After all the movies are very well done, they are standing up on their own without the viewer being required to read the books (which is too often the case with book adaptations these days!).
Anyways, sorry for the long post and have a nice day. Its just so nice to see that I'm not alone in thinking purists full of crap
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Ewa-a-nie-chce-spac In reply to dorlana [2015-02-14 17:56:24 +0000 UTC]
In the case of Legolas: for me it's very good that he appears in The Hobbit (even so much). In LotR movie he was practically the worst character, who was showing some signs of having some personality traits only in few scenes (and all of them he shared with Gimli). When I was watching The Desolation of Smaug, I was very happy that he's finally something more than a cardboard character.
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TheNN [2015-02-13 19:37:22 +0000 UTC]
"Well...My life is boring..."
Yikes, book/purist-Balin is right. His life IS boring. No wonder he went off to Moria, as he wanted to actually DO something.
Though in fairness about remembering them: 14 names (15 if you include Gandalf) is a LOT to remember. Telling apart the book versions of them, is even harder. I suppose you could label them all as:
Thorin, Gandalf, Bilbo, along with...not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, not-Thorin, and not-Thorin.
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Jie-n [2015-02-13 19:29:07 +0000 UTC]
Couldn't agree more - while I really enjoy the Lord of the Rings, books and movies, the Hobbit novel just falls short for me, and I'm glad for the movies.
*sees the purists storming her hill with torches and pitchforks*
Uh oh.
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Sonosublime In reply to Jie-n [2015-02-14 08:07:09 +0000 UTC]
Bring 'em on. Bloody haters have pretty much killed any prospect for future Middle Earth movies. Why do haters have to ruin everything? If you don't like something, just move on and shut up.
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Anya-Kylash In reply to Jie-n [2015-08-18 21:22:37 +0000 UTC]
Hi, um, purist here. I accept some changes, but there are things that go too far. (10 whole minutes of video game fight sequences escaping the goblin king. And come on, the dwarves have those ridiculous beards styled 13 different ways so you can try to tell them apart and it only makes the movie more laughable than serious. Minor things... calm down... minor things... BARREL SCENE! Shut up! Having a Smeagol/Gollum moment here.)
Okay. Just plot wise. When they do something horribly silly. Like the end of the franchise? 'Go find a young ranger' scene? That young ranger is like 8 years old at this time continuinity. I like the whole tie it in to LotR, show us what was happening and how this is a prologue, but doing that was a bit too far. Then the boars and the mountain goats... The dwarves seem to pull laughability out their butts the whole journey, and their whole defeat Smaug plan was to conveniently build a giant gold statue that effectively did nothing? Sure, add a little dwarf to dragon confrontation, but that was unbelievable. Politically evil laketown lord was way too stereotypically evil. I mean, extended edition, he literally boos poverty while eating boiled goat balls or whatever, for the cringe haha butt-villian humor thing. Please don't bring up Beorn. Okay, but really, he's the last of his kind who were driven out, killed, and enslaved, and he's a hobo? Seriously? He's a farmer who has cultivated hives with bees as big as your face, trained animals to perfection, and he's literally a stoned guy with YET ANOTHER crazy beard. He's kind enough and stern and like a big papa Aragorn bear or something. I mean, I'M EVEN OKAY WITH TAURIEL. But that's not love. You knew Kili for like three days, woman. And you have a totally hot (in Elf standards. I personally don't go for the light frame and girl hair) Elf prince trying to snog you up for two movies! He even leaves his father's protection to follow his own path making a relationship actually viable. That just didn't tie up well. Besides, he lived with his father until the council was called for the ring, and I'm okay with all the Elves being known and there actually being names. But I think they dragged out the Cameos much. Honestly, though, I was more excited for them to get into the story of Bolg and Azog. But really? Azog the white orc is the villain forever? Tunnel worms that don't plow through the armies, and instead just make tunnels? After they killed the goblin king, Bolg took command of all the orcs and swarmed forth to destroy secretly using pre-tunneled dragon tunnels. Not giant worms. How did they even harness giant worms? And trolls and urukhai came later, with insane mud genetic orc manipulations and the return of Sauron. Okay, so what I'm saying is POINTLESSNESS, POINTLESS LOVE TRIANGLES, UTTER STEREOTYPICAL VILLAINS WITH NO BACKSTORY, STONING MAIN CHARACTERS, BAD GOBLIN LINEAGES (okay, it was interesting, but more Bolg), BAD BEARDS, GROSS HUMOR, AWFUL PLOT RESOLUTIONS.
I think the purists aren't really saying the movie should be 100% accurate to the book. I think they, and I, are really saying they'd like the movie to be GOOD. *drops microphone*
Okay, but seriously, your comics are awesome and I love them.
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