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[2017-07-20 21:29:57 +0000 UTC]
"VC: JUBYPHONIC"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 60
Watching: 44; Pageviews: 1337; Comments Made: 57; Friends: 44
# Comments
Comments: 50
i'm going to step on wendy and hit her with a hockey stick
someone tell her me && dunkin aren't dating
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"I NEVER GOT MY HASH BROWNS WHAT THE FUCK"
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❝ i don't ... mean to sound rude but ... you smell strongly of coffee. ❞i. not like that was a bad thing of course, he loved coffee.
ii. it's just that ... he found it odd in a way, found it weird that when she had passed he had gotten a HUGE whiff of coffee & nothing else; had almost been overwhelmed by the smell.
iii. perhaps she had accidentally dipped her scarf in such a drink ?
iv. seemed like a reasonable explanation, but ... wouldn't she hve noticed it immediately ?
v. did she ... just like smelling like that ?
vi. he wasn't going to judge her for it, no, he just found it rather dumbfounding.❝ ... smells good though. ❞
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( well, she was a coffee && donut joint, what would you expect?? )
( although, most people didn't really accept the explanation of being the actual restaurant. )
( raising her scarf to sniff it in wonder, it smelled normal to her. )... is that a bad thing?( she sounded a little worried, but it soon disappeared upon nodding. )uh, i work for tim hortons!!
as, like... a global representative - so i spend a lot of my time around... coffee and stuff...??
i dunno, but don't get me wrong!! i don't just soak in coffee - !!
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"Please help me."
"I'm a deprived Canadian living in New York and I haven't have timbs in 10 years."
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really??
that's weird - i have two locations in new york, y'know!!
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"Where are these places??"
"Please give me directions I think I've died a little inside without them."
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"Do you have a vegetarian donut?"
"Or are they all made out of grease and bad life choices?"
(/Dont mind her she's just being a d i c c)
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uh, i don't know about donuts -
but we've got tons of other options!!( she begins listing them off, counting with her fingers one by one. )savoury potato wedges, hash browns, bagels, harvest vegetable soup, oatmeal, the garden veggie sandwich, garden salad - oh, and the bread!!
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".....You said you had hash browns?"
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of course!! w-would you like some - ??
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❝ oh hey, tammie -- ????? ❞
❝ it's funny seeing you around here, did you just move in or something ? ❞
❝ maybe you're trying to escape from your ongoing beef with dunkin donuts by expanding your reach -- ? ❞
❝ if its the latter then you should know the thing about Dunks is that America runs... on her. ❞
❝ and you know how Americans are with their one track minds !~ ❞
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( cue a Frightened™ timmy )
( fun fact: wendy's took over tim hortons once )... it's timmy.
and, um, no - actually, me and dunkin are roommates!!( sweating intensifies. )t-that's okay!! i'm sure i can change their minds!! uh, if they want, maybe they can like both of us, huh??
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♜ ▬┋ kingpin wendy 」
❝ timmy ! i understand now. ❞
❝ two rivals sharing rooms like they're friends ? seems like youre asking for trouble but hey i'm not the landlord. ❞
♖ ▬┋ she crosses her arms over her chest, resting her chin on the back of one of her palms. 」
❝ of course !! though people are always going to like one more than the other. ❞
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actually, w-we're only rivals in, like, the business sense of things.
and, and!! there are always bigger fish to fry - like krispy kreme.( she's still a little fidgety under wendy's gaze. )outside of, y'know, business ventures, me and dunkin are pretty g-good friends!!( she almost said gay. almost said gay friends. )
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❝ ah yes... krispy kreme. mr 'i glaze EVERY donut before i put the actual icing on it' ❞
❝ guess it goes to show that with donuts the higher calorie count the higher the profits. ❞
♜ ▬┋ blinks really slowly. 」
❝ you and dunkin are girlfriends? ❞
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( Timmy almost jumps out of her skin, waving her hands frantically. )i didn't say we were - we're not - i'm not her girlfriend!!( she turns as red as a beet, shaking her head. )
( oh my god. oh my god. what has she done. )w-what made you think that we were gay for each other??
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❝ so what, you're saying shes your WIFE ? ❞
❝ yikes ! a little too big of a step dont you think? ❞
♙ ▬┋ WENDY. 」
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NO we're FRIENDS !!!!
ur just jealous u can't get a piece of this fine ass >:^ (( fukin MAD )
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[ ( &. ooc. ) || plus ultra ! ]THIS IS FUCKING CUTE, WHAT THE HELL.
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK!
SHE'S FUCKIN CUTE BUT SHE'LL KICK UR NASTY ASS OUT OF HERE.
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[ ( &. ooc. ) || plus ultra ! ]i want her to fucking kill me.
please let her step on me.
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK!
she'll gently step on u and give u a donut.
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( aaaA tim hortons is probably my fav )
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK!
YELLS SAME
i lov tim hortons but i feel like i'm biased bc i'm canadian...........
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( MHM;
ah, i'm in michigan so its not.. exactly canada but we still have them here-- )
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK!
WHEEZES that's fine I MEAN AT LEAST IT'S GOOD TO KNOW IT'S HOLDING ITSELF UP IN OTHER COUNTRIES
coughdunkindonutscough
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND EAT A DONUT ) notice me daddy mei
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK!
daddy mei has noticed u. congrats....................
on another note i stg our muses are destined to be RIVALS
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-- (GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) thank u u made my day
HA whoever is starbucks is gonna have a rough time
you wanna make em roommates
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{ im gonna have a hard time with starbucks bc dunk your dick and timmy turnup gonna kill her
damn here we go
couldnt help but stalk im CRYING }
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) AJSJJS OMG
THE DENNYS PARKING LOT IS GONNA GET INTENSE
dunky is too nice to actual beat up someone also bc she's 5'2
she will probs just not be happy about the lack of donuts
"give me the recipe to that damn unicorn drink!!!!!1!"
ur FINE i do it too it's all good
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{ IGGM,, IM C RYING
THIS JUST IN ; TIMMIES AND DUNKY JUMP STARFUCK IN TARGET'S PARKING LOT
dunky is too cute for words tbh,, wtf,, starbucks,, or sophia is literally 6'2, she is a foot over dunky, this is gonna be nice as hell
IM CRYING,, dm her for that recipe (its probably unicorn tears but) }
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) FIGHT NIGHT
IL DUNKY i saw this art and saw the artist doesn't mind people using their art for stuff and i was all HELL YEAH
they drew a starbucks and called her starb it's all so CUTE
she's so tiny but is also in over 30 countries outside the u.s. god bless her she's up their
dunky doesn't understand why every basic white girl loves starsuxx
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{ FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIG-
I LOVE HER TOO,, i didnt think there was a human dunkins ? but thank god for dunky. look how cute she is,,
STARB,, THAT IS SO CUTE,, i might? use it,,
okay but same @ dunky,, ive only been there once and its so expensive and i just ? n......no
coffee is coffee not liquid gold }
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GO GET A DONUT. ) i didn't either!! like she's so cute
for some reason dA isn't lettin me link and says its spam but if u click where i have the art credit starb will be there!!
i only go if i have a giftcard,, i'd rather get donuts AND a drink from dunky for that price tbh
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{ also,, can i just say that your account is super cute ??? i love the pink / donut thing you got goin,, got me craving donuts now !!
i hate that spam link thing so much ?? but yeah yeah !! i found the artist,, i love their art < 3
i dont even go, theres one in my target and i bypass it everytime i go. i'm good with dunkin donuts or donut king }
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) AWW THANK U?? like when i was making this i got hungry for donuts ngl
their art is so cute!! dunky chan is the best i love her
we dont have donut king but we have donut connection and they're good too!!
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK!
NO ONE LIKES STARBUCKS
2 many coffee && donut joints 4 the world??
hoe u read my mind, i'll let lyra know :00000
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) starbucks dont even have donuts
shit tier
hell yeah (8
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK! wAHtT
WHAT DO THEY EVEN SERVE
mind u i've been to actual starbucks a record number of one (1) time bc i buy the cold stuff in the bottles
like. when i'm doin the long haul in airports
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) LIKE,, DRINKS
THEY HAVE SOME FOOD BUT ITS NOT LIKE DONUTS
I ALWAYS GO DUNKIN OR DONUT CONNECTION SO I LIKE NEVER GO TO STARBUCKS
EXCEPT WHEN THEY HAD THE UNICORN THING I GOT THAT
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-- CANUCK? CAFUCK! SMH SMH SMH
THEY HAVE LIKE SANDWICHES AND STUFF AND YOGURT RIGHT OR SMTH IDK
I ALWAYS GO 2 TIMMIES NGL......................... OR SOMEWHERE WITH CHINESE FOOD BC YUM
I HEARD THAT TASTED LIKE SHIT?????
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-- ( GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND GET A DONUT. ) SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I PREFER TEA SO I NEVER GO TO COFFEE PLACES ANYWAY
CHINESE FOOD MY WEAKNESS
THE UNICORN DRINK WAS GOOD TO ME I LIKED IT
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ooc. when ur 2 lazy to type out ur ooc tag
I'M GON BE HONEST THE ONLY TEA I DRINK IS GREEN TEA AND WHEN I TRIED EARL GREY I SPIT IT OUT
IT IS MY FAVORITE
TBH IT LOOKS REALLY PRETTY BUT I DONT DO WELL WITH REALLY REALLY SWEET AND FRUITY STUFF
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