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Adiraiju — Dirt Dragons

Published: 2011-02-02 14:18:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 2793; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 8
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Description "I have never had the pleasure (if, indeed, you can call it that) of meeting one of these particular creatures. Sometime after the incidents in Perfection, Nevada, I was granted access to the diary of one Hiram Gummer, one of the town’s founders. Though I didn’t know anything about him, the government wanted me to read the diary and draw my own conclusions – as Mr. Gummer had given the diary to the government in his will. I was shocked to discover that, in 1889, Mr. Gummer and several of the other town founders had battled the subterranean carnivores known today as “Graboids”.

Even more incredibly, I found a sketch by Mr. Gummer within the diary, and a note describing the habits of a previously unknown stage of Graboid metamorphosis! This creature – which Hiram called a “Dirt Dragon” – is apparently something akin to a Graboid larva. They are just as fast as their larger cousins, but far lighter, and capable of leaping – literally, leaping – in and out of loose soil “Like some kind of Demonic Trout” as Hiram put it.

Apparently, there is a vast clutch of Graboid eggs somewhere around the old “Bottom Dollar Silver Mine” at the north end of the valley. Unfortunately, with no way to detect them, the inhabitants shall have to deal with them as they hatch out. Apparently, the eggs hatch when exposed to heat, as the group that hatched in 1889 was exposed to water from a diverted hot spring. Unfortunately, the hot spring’s location has been lost over the years, and thus it remains impossible for us to determine whether the current Graboid attacks are a result of this hot spring."

Reality Check: This is the “pre-Graboid” monster seen in Tremors 4. That movie caught a lot of flack, but it’s actually my second-favorite Tremors movie (after the first one, of course).
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Comments: 7

Hollowcyclone [2014-07-01 04:11:21 +0000 UTC]

Nice to see a fan of the graboid still lingering around not many people do now and days 

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Adiraiju In reply to Hollowcyclone [2014-07-01 11:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Nope, there don't seem to be many... not sure why. Ah, well, thanks for the fave!

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Hollowcyclone In reply to Adiraiju [2014-07-01 17:07:41 +0000 UTC]

v.v I can explain why because tremors is an old movie and it got swept under the rug with all these blasted cartoons and zombies

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Toonwatcher [2012-07-21 02:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I thought it was an all right movie too. Even if Hiram's not as much fun as Burt, we got to see him gradually turn from a rich sissy-boy into something of a man, Black Hand Kelly was cool, & they introduced these strangely cute (yet no less deadly) little guys.

Still, between the 4 graboids in the original Tremors & the 4 in this one, do Ass Blasters just lay their eggs in clutches of 4, or am I just seeing patterns where there are none?

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Adiraiju In reply to Toonwatcher [2012-08-21 09:09:43 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure. I guess the Ass-Blasters simply lay their eggs where they'll be exposed to heat in the future, and since there's only a few spots on Earth where heat patterns (i.e., hot springs and such) might be predictable enough to justify laying those eggs, they tend to accumulate in clumps (Perhaps explaining the massive outbreak in Tremors 2).

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Toonwatcher In reply to Adiraiju [2012-10-08 03:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Well, I've checked online, & apparently one of the things they wanted to do for the long-since-dead Tremors 5 was show Assblasters congregating in special geologic areas to each lay one egg, so they really do accumulate their eggs in specific places together.

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Adiraiju In reply to Toonwatcher [2012-10-08 09:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Interesting...

And knowing is half the-... (Beaten into submission)

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