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"I'm sorry ma'am I tried to stop him.
But when I pleaded with him he merely responded with, and mind my French, no offense,
"Some taken."
Fuck the police."
He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.
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Flying geese: (*screaming*) AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH !
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We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
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*shows Valentine bros*
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Please tell me it's Justin Bieber who's dead!!!!
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Better, it's edward cullens XD
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Q.Q praise all that is Alucard
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"So, what's up with the bride meeting?"
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They're a mercenary group contracted to replace all the soldiers we lost in the Valentine brothers-
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Wait, are these guys French?
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We were forced to post mortality rates, They're the only ones who applied.
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We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
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*Walter runs in*
Sir Integra, I apologize I tried to stop him. But when I pleaded with him he merely responded with and mind my French. No offense.
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Fuck the police. He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.
*Alucard laughs evilly*
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Oh god, walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now.
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Speaking of headaches: A very curious letter arrived for you in the mail.
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Enrico Maxwell? That filthy, slimy, ARROGANT ITALIAN PIECE OF... (at the museum) ...Maxwell, oh it's been far too long.
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I agree, you're no longer that little girl I used to know. Look at all those line on your face
*Takes off glasses*
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And look at all the brown on your nose. How is the Pope doing?
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Better than your failing church.
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Well, not all of us can exploit illegals.
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BUT YOU DON'T WASTE TIME MAKING MONEY OFF OF RUPERT MURDOCH!
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Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, then you must have started off with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the 9-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet, which was paid for how? Oh, right. Generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God... all over his back.
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*Breaks glassed*
ANDERSON!!!
*Zoom into very creepy backlite Anderson*
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"Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling..."
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*Pulls out guns*
You got me a present!
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"Kiss the Son, lest He be angry, and ye perish from the way, when His wrath is kindled but a little."
(Point their weapons at each other and laugh maniacally)
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*Seras comes in with a group of old people*
Right this way good beans. Thats right, right in front of everyone else you're 80 you're used to it. We're going to look at art and paintings which I believe are also art. I don't know! I'm cockney I'm uncultured!
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Aye, kind of a mood killer.
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Let's try this again some other time.
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Of course. Kill ya later you monstrous heathen.
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You too, you Catholic sociopath. Whoops, tautology!
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So the letter you sent never specified the purpose of this meeting.
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