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Published: 2013-09-23 23:28:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 2553; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 3
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another one i did after watching hellsing ultimate abridged (man im bored)Related content
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Whatever you do, do not let him leave the room.
Seras: Actually, he just left.Β He said he was going for a walk.
Integra: NOOOOOO!!
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Me: So Alucard went for a walk again?
Integra: ....Yes....
Pip: Don't worry Boss, I heard that he stopped a jewelry heist...
Integra: That's good...
Pip: Then he murdered everyone on scene...
Integra: HOW THE F*** DID HE DO THAT IN UNDER FIVE SECONDS!
Pip: He danced to Thriller....
Me:Β Al has to be a...
Both: *Drawing their weapons* MakeΒ a single pun and we'll blow you're f***ing brains out.
Me: ...Thriller of a Chiller who has the blood of a cold blooded killer. *Sweats nervously* I'll just sow myself-
*Gunfire*
Me: Sonova!
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well we all have to go out once in awhile
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This is actually the face of my owner when i talk walks with guns
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sounds like fun
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She'd be so pissed xD
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Alucard: ok first....i was minding my own business.
Integra: *slams hand on table very hard* BULLSHIT!!!
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Alucard: But i was
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Integra: oh REALLY, and what happened whist you were MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS?
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Alucard: Well, I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, when suddenly these schmucks kicked in my door.
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*SWAT team kicks in the door*
Alucard: one of them yelled out:
SWAT Leader: Get on your knees!
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Alucard: And I responded with "I'm not your mother last night!" And they took acception to that.
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*swat team empties guns into him*
Alucard: but you know how that song and dance goes.
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Alucard: *after slaughtering most of the officers* And I killed all but one of them.
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Integra: what happened to the last one?
*police officer puts a gun to his head and shoots himself*Β
Alucard: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!
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Alucard: Silver lining: I can cancel my room service!
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"Hey guys, how's your health plan?"
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
"APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!"
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It's really awesome 
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