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DanSchoening β Chuck Norris Vs. Darkseid
Published: 2006-04-14 07:04:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 39010; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 2620
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Recently I sparked a tad bit of controversy when I posted this comment in the Apokolips Villain line up;"For me, Darkseid is the epitome of evil, and can kick anyones butt, even Chuck Norris...well.....let me think about that."
So I did. But I couldn't do it alone! delt in some wicked lines and colors, and did a awesome job capturing the essence that is Norris and his Feet of Fury. Who will win this battle of the Gods? I wonder who Norris will battle next? Only time will tell!
Chuck Norris, and character colors:
Darkseid lines, efx and BG: Me
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Chuck Norris will win!
Neither the omega effect can hit him, the Omega effect hit Darseid before is shotted!
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Now that is what you call awesome! 
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Omega Effect didn't work THIS time, eh Darkseid The Dickless Wonder?
--ROB
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Darkseid wins in seconds. Norris couldn't beat Batman, let alone a New God.
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chuck norris created the universe. chuck norris does not have a watch he decides what time it is. under his beard is another fist. these are common facts
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Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, and has been beaten by Bruce Lee several times... and the dude is a homophobe and a sexist. He doesn't deserve shit like this dedicated to him - Darkseid would kill him instantly.
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the way darkseid died:Β First Batman shot him with a god-killing weapon. Then, Barry Allen and Wally West tricked him into hitting himself with the Omega Beam. Then Black Racer destroys his body until nothing is left of it. Then Wonder Woman binds his essence. And it still takes Superman singing the musical equivalent of The Multiverse, with the help of the Miracle Machine, to kill him!
Chuck Norris: one omega beam
NO GOD DAMNΒ ACCEPTIONS!
DARKSEID IS!
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Chuck Norris wipes out darkseid and all other evil in the universe surenders!
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Chuck norris and his destroyer hit the RoundHouse Kick
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what's up with the chuck norris deal? can some body tell me that
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I bet Saxton Hale could beat Chuck Norris... I mean, Norris might have the Beard but Hale has the 'TASHE!
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Darkseid calims to fear nothing, because he embodies fear and darkness... he hasn't met Chuck Norris.
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this would look more realistic if Darkseid'd head was exploding from the sheer awesomeness that radiates off Chuck Norris.
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Nice, lol definately caught my attention!
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chuck walker texas idiot could only be the man,if he lived on the planet of toadstool people.Darkseid fry his stupid,repulican ass dead.And whats with the GI Joe action team,it looks glued on beard?Remember the cute cat,in the Bruce Lee movie,watching fight Chuck Norris ?
HE SHOULD GOTTNEN THE CAREER THIS IDIOT GOT.
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Darkseid is just angry that after beating him, Chuck forced him to live out the rest of his days in a mini skirt.
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why isn't darkseid pebble man yet? (if he's made of rock... 
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Batman did not kill Darkseid. Chuck Norris killed Darkseid while wearing Batman's mask who he had roundhouse kicked back in time. And the bullet was not filled with radiation. It was Chuck Norris' sperm.
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lol the almighty chuck norris
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don;t you mean All HAIL the mighty Chuck Norris?
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ALL HAIL ZE MIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!~says in chinese accent~
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Poor poor guy. Never stood a chance... Bye Darkseid.
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Superman may wear Chuck Norris pajamas, but Darkseid carries a Chuck Norris lunchbox to work.
With that said, nice job.
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That fight is easy to guess who's gonna win, CHUCK F-ING NORRIS
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Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose.
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Darkseid once punched Chuck Norris. Darkseid was able to shatter 30 bones, in HIS own arm.
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behold! dark side's omega beams are no match for chuck norris's foot of doom! lol ^_^
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No one can save you from me for i am the Angel of Death
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Remember when superman defeats darkseid, he comes back to life because he was immortal.....but chuck norris proved that wrong with a roundhouse-kick.
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Omega Beams VS Alpha Roundhouse Kick. This will generate enough energy to create another Big Bang and recreate the universe!
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Chuck Norris isn't just the only man who can survive the death laser, he reflects them to.
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Chuck Norris could beat him in 10 seconds... where 9 of these seconds are spent ''doing love'' to Lois Lane... (This is not from me, but I forgot the source... ^^')
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Yeah, i ain't too jealous of Darkseid at the moment. He's in for an asswhoppin' of cosmic proportions.
Nice work by all of you.
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Let's not forget that Darkseid's Omega beams can pass right through Chuck Norris' foot and strike him down!
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hahahaahah this s worth the time to draw !!!!!
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