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... Wilbur Whateley thought to himself.And then the dog appeared.
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Now I want you to look at Wilbur's face. I mean, look at it. Really look at it. And tell me this isn't the most horrifying thing I've ever drawn.
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Too late, too late!
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The tail joins in the hissing.
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Wilbur: My face is up here... I never thought I'd have to say this.
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The fact that you noticed makes me a happy bunny.
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Your brain is a weird place.
I like that in a person.
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I guess my brain is hell to some, paradise to others.
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Depends on the amount of exposure, I guess.
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*psychologist's voice* Uh-huh, uh-huh. And how does that make you fee?
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It makes me feal great actually
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It's so horrifyingly cute, im kind of sad about what is going to happen next...
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I know, I know... 
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Yeah, it makes me kind of paranoid whenever a read something from him and i like a character...
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"Ooooh, this character sounds very intriguing... they're gonna try to bring about the end of the world, aren't they?"
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The last moment of glory before his epic fail defeat...
Wilbur, I have always supported you and your twin during "The Dunwich Horror", I just want you to know that ° ^ °
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Wilbur: Thanks! 
WILBUR! Be nice!
Wilbur: ... but it's still awf'lly kind of ye, ma'am!
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Blame Howie for that UoU
My pleasure!
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Wilbur: Howie!~
Howard: I'm the author and what I say/write goes. >:C And if you don't like it, feel free to go cry to your Daddy!
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Thumbs up for Mr.Prolix!
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in all fairness, the dog was just doing it's job, and Wilbur WAS stealing.
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Wilbur: I was doing what I was born to do!!! Why's everyone forgettin' that?
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(holds up hands in a show of defense) I'm just saying you can't blame the dog for it's actions.
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Wilbur: So yer sayin' that I got what I was lookin' for? Is that what yer suggestin'?
Dude, that's exactly what happened.
Wilbur: Whatevah, I'm tellin' Dad!
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Go ahead and tattle! I've got my own copy of the book, so I'm not scared!
(I actually do; I found it in the cult section of a Half-Price Books near my house. I STILL haven't figured out if it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, just-for-Lovecraftian-fans-amusement or if it's suppose to be serious.)
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If it's the Simon Necronomicon, it's meant to be serious. [link]
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Mine's titled Grimoire of the Necronomicon and is by some guy named Donald Tyson. It was first published in 2008. It has praises from different reviewers like a fiction book would have, but the inside listing (on the same page as the years of publication and ISBN number) put it down as magic-handbooks, manuals, etc. Ritual-handbooks, manuals, etc. And lastly occultism-handbooks, manuals, etc. I bought it to use as a reference for any Lovecraftian fanart or fanfiction I may draw/write, but I'm afraid I'll end up unintentionally summoning something if I do (if this book is indeed meant to be taken seriously). If you or anyone else can confirm that mine is a work of fiction and harmless, I would be SO SO SO GREATFUL.
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Most of these books are only harmful if your mind allows them to be. I've heard of occultists that consider Lovecraft's characters to be actual deities, but in a belied-is-a-tool kind of way.
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* belief-as-a-tool
Sorry.
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Nooope it's not. But that might just be me.XD
He looks so happy, like a kid that just found presents!
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Huh. Then maybe it was just me after spending fifteen minutes on his face. Those eyes...
Definitely like a kid on Christmas, just before he discovers that he's been naughty and Santa left coal in his stocking rather than presents.
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Oh. Yes, that might have done the trick. Hypnosis all around.
Or rather forgot a rabid reindeer behind.
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Not just a reindeer - a moose! Those can be quite vicious since they're very territorial. (And Animal Planet strikes again!)
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Fun fact - the monster in Johnny The Homicidal Maniac comic book series is called Moose, even though it's not a moose. Mainly because 'moose' sounds funny, but also because it tears through people as if they're made of paper. Also, said monster is imprisoned behind a basement wall which Johnny is required to regularly paint with blood in order to keep the monster from escaping.
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A moose would've got through that. Just guessing.
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He was so close, yet so far.
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That was a bit weird, a three meter tall monster who can't deal witha a dog.
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My headcanon is that Wilbur has a phobia of dogs, ever since he got chased by them as an itty-bitty monster. 
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Be a three-meter tall spawn of an alien god with tentacles, clawed hooves and extra mouths. get killed by some guard dog.
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Bad Luck Brian? More like Worse Luck Wilbur, amirite?
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