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Description Whenever I come across a whole bunch of chaurus eggs I just can't NOT harvest them all.
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wedward45 [2015-06-09 18:37:16 +0000 UTC]

That line has been burned into my head so painfully that I can't not take great pleasure in this.

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Spartan545 [2015-02-01 09:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Belethor must be having a bad day right now.

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DecemberDragons8 [2014-11-30 17:43:25 +0000 UTC]

The eggs are way too valuable to me. Β I use them to make potions and THEN I sell them.

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MTibbs-89 [2014-08-10 18:35:41 +0000 UTC]

They're one of the easiest ingredients to obtain for invisibility potions, so I do the same thing. Also, they have a fun sound effect when you harvest them.

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Nickvenom21 [2014-07-23 17:06:48 +0000 UTC]

XD

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reyasemsz [2014-06-17 09:59:25 +0000 UTC]

damn, and you think rat infestation is bad.

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Corporal-Yakob [2014-05-18 09:53:37 +0000 UTC]

They seriously need to regulate local businesses in the province of Skyrim; everything operates on "No questions asked". I mean, you don't even have to clean the blood of looted armour and clothing!

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DragonBoy387 [2014-05-17 06:40:54 +0000 UTC]

A friend of mine rather strongly dislikes skyrim, due to how it was built to be flashy and didn't have as much substance as morrowind.

I've got a mod that increases difficulty though. you ever imagined skyrim with 100-ish carry capacity, and arrows that can one-shot people with light armor?

it's more awesome than it sounds, really. And now I miss it, thanks.

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honored-cur [2014-05-16 00:10:44 +0000 UTC]

I am the purger of dungeons, like the locust taking all that is of worth no matter how little, and i search for those who have the endless coin to fulfill my thousands of drahon bones

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ragenanners258 [2014-05-15 09:56:44 +0000 UTC]

I see I am not the only one with this problem! xD Throught out all of Skyrim I kept all Rubies, Amathysts, Emeralds etc. etc. And now that I try to sell them, No one got the money to buy them all! xD

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SkeleVee [2014-05-15 05:53:52 +0000 UTC]

You think that's a hoarding problem?
One of my characters can't go into his home in Riften anymore because he's got too many cheese wheels in it that the game crashes when it tries to load them all.

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ragenanners258 In reply to SkeleVee [2014-05-15 09:55:24 +0000 UTC]

Seriously? xD Why the hell did you hoard so many Cheese wheels?Β 

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SkeleVee In reply to ragenanners258 [2014-05-16 07:02:48 +0000 UTC]

They heal well, there's not enough potions to steal, but the cheese wheels are all too heavy to carry at once. I was unaware that there'd ever be a limit.

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ragenanners258 In reply to SkeleVee [2014-05-16 07:34:35 +0000 UTC]

I see! xD

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Pesonification [2014-05-15 02:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Hey it could be worse. He could have sold him giant spider eggs. *shivers*

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dragun207 [2014-05-13 16:26:18 +0000 UTC]

irk! and atleast they sell for an honest amount

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DenitaTwoDragons [2014-05-13 16:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Remind me not to read stuff like this without making sure I have nothing in my mouth! The one hanging from the (chandelier?) totally *MAKES* this.

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DragonBoy387 In reply to DenitaTwoDragons [2014-05-17 06:42:42 +0000 UTC]

lol, I noticed that one too. even for a chaurus, he's got a great derp-face going on there.

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Lone-n-Bitter-Ro [2014-05-13 14:48:13 +0000 UTC]

lol I never even thought about what they'd do with something like that. Give it time. I'm sure they'd make a mod for it. ^_________^

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PlasmaRaven [2014-05-13 09:38:43 +0000 UTC]

"I work for Belethor...at the general goods store."

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OniVrask In reply to PlasmaRaven [2014-08-28 22:11:51 +0000 UTC]

I can't stand that guy! Belethor is fine...its his assistant that's annoying.

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PlasmaRaven In reply to OniVrask [2014-08-31 00:57:29 +0000 UTC]

I know right? Every time.

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OniVrask In reply to PlasmaRaven [2014-09-02 18:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Don't know the twits name but, aside from Nazeem, the most annoying person in Whiterun.

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Elaitenstile [2014-05-13 09:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Buy everything he has and sell two potions.

Belethor's broke again.

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dragon-of-seth [2014-05-13 06:02:44 +0000 UTC]

This is basically me, except probably a lizard

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Hammerheadm-4 [2014-05-13 04:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Does Belethor actually say that about his "sister" in the game>

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Stawwy In reply to Hammerheadm-4 [2014-05-13 04:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes, he does.

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PHantomDragon-56 [2014-05-13 03:57:13 +0000 UTC]

For me it's not just chaurus eggs, it's anything and everything of interest I come across in my travels.

I love how you've drawn Belethor's expressions!

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atompanax [2014-05-13 03:19:18 +0000 UTC]

same

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xLeSpiderx [2014-05-13 01:40:22 +0000 UTC]

those adventurers can be a pain in the knee.

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sayossie [2014-05-13 00:06:59 +0000 UTC]

same here

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XEverSouldarknessX [2014-05-12 23:39:56 +0000 UTC]

I year ya pain comrade, its fun to pile up all the jewels and stuff that's not need in the house though...then you feel so greedy

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feveralone7 [2014-05-12 23:33:31 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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nightshade1445 In reply to feveralone7 [2014-05-12 23:37:11 +0000 UTC]

Woah!! Dude….Seriously that does not need to be displayed or said…or….Really anything

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InfernalGenius [2014-05-12 21:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Duh.

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PL1 [2014-05-12 20:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Once I was trying to lighten my inventory by eating all my good alchemy ingredients. Β I stopped paying attention for a few critical seconds, which was enough time to eat something like twenty of those. Β Oops.

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ManWithTheMetalArm In reply to PL1 [2014-05-12 21:32:00 +0000 UTC]

What do they do again? I usually stay as far away from those things as possible, so I don't know.

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PL1 In reply to ManWithTheMetalArm [2014-05-12 21:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Well, they're poison by themselves, I think they mess with your poison resistance. Β I use them for invisibility potions.

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AnachanLagamine [2014-05-12 18:49:33 +0000 UTC]

I laugth so hard !!

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ChasingShadowsPhoto [2014-05-12 17:45:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Accurate!

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RoberthRukaza [2014-05-12 17:16:43 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! TRUE!
Ever time I hear the sound it makes when you catch, make me take all ot htis! It's medness!

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heavypootis [2014-05-12 16:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Niko Bellic ancestor?

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DenitaTwoDragons [2014-05-12 15:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Let's face it, Belethor totally deserves it too *evil grin*

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BloodyJohnLOLZ [2014-05-12 14:51:32 +0000 UTC]

yeah i should my sister tooΒ 

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Drakyris [2014-05-12 13:34:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh, hahahaha, that is great! So true! Can I post this on a site called FunnyJunk? I think they'd love it! I will credit you in the description, and give them a link to your DA.

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Epifex In reply to Drakyris [2014-05-12 14:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Sure, I guess. People post my stuff on sites like that a fair amount, so at least you asked.

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Drakyris In reply to Epifex [2014-05-12 17:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou. ^_^

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MasterVule [2014-05-12 10:37:57 +0000 UTC]

XDDD haha awesome. I have same problem with harvesting in Skyrim XD

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Joey-crassucci [2014-05-12 09:36:01 +0000 UTC]

ahhaha.. great

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TJverhagen [2014-05-12 09:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Ah belethor...

its funny because I just sold him a whole bunch of those eggs.

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