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“ Hey, Itachi! Come here.” Sasori pleaded.

“ what?! Im watching tv” Itachi was so one minded on Saturday nights.

“You’ll know when you get here. Now get here!” this is so bothersome.

“.......Fine” Sasori could here him slowly get up.

“So. Do you think it looks like her?” Sasori said with a twisted grin. His newest toy was a pink haired kunoichi whom many of the akatsuki members knew as a vixen.

“Shes...... beautiful.” Itachi was one of her biggest fans. She may have been respected as an akatsuki member but that didnt save her from hidden hits.

“ think so? I worked very hard. Took me such a bad time trying to hide her.” Sasori kissed the doll’s check. Now Itachi got his game. First he finds out if Itachi liked the doll, then mess with his mind. Well, Itachi knew he wasnt going to fall for that.

“Im going” He turned his back on Sasori.

“ Fine. Leave me with my doll” You could hear the smile in his voice. But Itachi knew what to do.

**knock, knock**

“ Hey Sakura? Its me, Itachi.”

“ uh, what? Im busy! Can’t you bother me later?” Sakura groaned.

“Not me. Sasori needs you. He’s in his workshop.”

“Whatever.” her door opened and she came out wearing a light pink shirt with the sleeve falling of her shoulder.  It was divine.

Sakura dragged her feat through the hallway.

“5, 4, 3, 2, 1"

“SASORI, IS THAT SUPPOST TO BE ME???!! I AM SO GOING TO TAKE YOUR PUPPET ARMS AND HIDE THEM ALL OVER HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!111111"

“ i love the sound of revenge.” Itachi breathed out and started to walk back to the tv when a hand landed on his shoulder. He froze, afraid to look behind.

“Don’t think your getting off easy Itachi. You think Sasori would want me to see him undressing a puppet version of me?!?” Itachi got a little worried. He had a policy not to hurt any woman without a good reason. Self defense did not qualify, since he never thought that would happen.

“ how am i supposed to know how Sasori gets his kicks?”

“ you know Itachi, playing dumb doesnt say a guy, it hurts him even more” it was sad how true her words were.

After beating Itachi to a pulp, Sakura realized that her shirt had fallen off some where in the fight. L Sakura decided to go in search for it after she got a new shirt. Sadly, she ran into Kisame on the way to her room.

“ Hey, are you putting on a show?” Kisame had a huge grin on his face. Sakura couldnt wait to get to her room.

“Yea, yea. no need to get aroused Kisame.”  She walked right passed him, into her room.

Without Sakura half naked in the hallway, Kisame became very bored. Like monstrously bored. So bored he was bored of being bored. He didn’t know how great being bored was until Deidara came in with Tobi and Zetsu, Laughing his head off.

“Kisame! Hey, guess who has to go to the village to get supplies? And guess what lovely outfit i have ready? Un?” He was way too annoying.

“Hm. I have a good mind its going to be me.” All Kisame could think of was ‘oh joy, another one of Deidara’s dresses.’

“ Yup. Tobi helped and everything. Didnt Tobi?” It was so weird how Tobi talked in the third person.

“Yea. Tobi did a great job with the PINK LACE. Tobi was a good boy”Zetsu smiled

“Uh. Can i trade with someone else?”

“Well,” Deidara pouted “ i wont trade, un. Try to find someone who will if you want to be so mean.”

“Tobi wont do it” You could never see his expression behind that annoying orange mask. Zetsu was gone already. Sasori and Itachi were beat up by Sakura.

“ guess that leaves Sakura.”

“Yea! With Sakura gone, i can have Sasori no Danna all to myself, un” Deidara exclaimed. “ i mean seriously. Just beacuse Sasori no Danna wanted to make her one of his puppets, she thinks shes special to him, un” Deidara mutterd to himself
Kisame had already started walking to Sakuras room.

**Knock-

“What!!???!?! WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BOTHERING ME TODAY! GOD!!!”

“ Deidara stuck me with supply shopping. Want to trade?”

“ AS LONG AS IT GETS ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!111"

“Great. Go pick up your dress from  Deidara.”

“Tch. No way. I may be a girl, but that doest mean i have to wear those weird outfits Deidara makes”

“Whatever. This means im off the hook”

Sakura turned back into her turquoise room and ran amuck, looking for her old kunoichi outfit. She hoped it still fit. And here it was, all nice and clean, in the way back corners of her drawer.

“ my god. The shirt barely fits. I must have grown quite a lot since then!” she smiled at how foolishly happy she would be if she still lived in Konoha.

She fixed her hair and walked outside the room. She entered the main room where, Kisame, Sasori, Itachi and Deidara. Kisame gave her a whistle as she said she was leaving. She was into of a great mood to care about his comment or Itachi and Sasoris smiles.

------At the village and stuff-------

Sakura didnt realize how warm it was outside. It was usaully cold inside the cave in which their headquarters were located.

She reached the village and went into a market. She seemed pretty normal, picking out to get a Kleenex or Scott brand. After getting they neccesscery material items, she decided to grab some ramen before she got the food. She sat down at the Bar table with the other people and orderedsome miso ramen. She ignored the many stares of the men around her. She gulped down the ramen like Naruto used to. That seriously turned them off. She finished, paid the bill and walked out of the resterant. She refrained the feeling to kill any man who looked her that way.

She got the food and walked around a bit, seeing if there were any suspistions that they were here. She kept her cool. Thing was, she freaked when she saw Naruto and Sasuke walking around. She couldnt let them see her so she ran. And fast.

Sadly, it was too late.    The kyubbi vessel had already seen her. For he would know that hair anywhere.
“Sasuke, i just saw Sakura.” they were on a mission to see if some of the rumors were true. That a pink haired girl came here every so often.

“You sure?” it would have not been the first wild goose chase Naruto had sent them on in search of her.

“ Positive. I know it. She went this way” Naruto lead them down a forest path, following the girl throgh the branches. Little did they know she had become an Akatsuki member and was well aware of their exact  position. They thought no different a few years back. Weak. She hated that.
So she stopped, right in her tracks, sat down at a tree stump and pulled out and apple. What was she to do? If she lost them, which was every easy, she would break the cargo. If she lead them to the cave, they would have to kill them AND move again. If they confronted her, she would have to kill them, go back or die. All seemed hard. When she finally made up her mind, it was too late. Naruto jumped down from the tree he and Sasuke were hiding in.

“Sakura......” he said

Sakura lifted her head and smiled at him, acknowledging his company.

“Why are you here?” this seemed more real than any dream. She was really there. But why did she leave? “Why arent you in Konoha with me and Saskue, training with Tsunade-sama?”

“Beacause i don’t need to be.” Naruto was taken aback. He thought Sakura would jump into his arms, saying how she was kidnapped and missed him so much. Sasuke jumped down now, surprised at the still Sakura. Just as she was a moment ago.

“Ah, Sasuke. Now we have a picnic. Too bad i have to go” Sasuke was amused by the lack of the ‘-kun’ at the end of his name. He raised an eyebrow.

“What? Do i look different? Or are you two just so surprised at how I’ve changed?” Well Naruto ans Sasuke were a little impressed by her calmness and naturly, her large chest. She stood up and put a couple of leaves into her bags. It almost looked like she was cushioning the things inside.

“Sorry our little reunion was so short. You just caught me at a bad time” and then she was gone. Only a log lay where she was.

“Should we go after her?” asked Naruto.

“ No. that couldnt have been Sakura. That was a totally different person.”

“But it looked like Sakura.”

“Looks are only skin deep. Our Sakura is gone. A new one has been born.” The Sakura i love is gone. Shes gone. That was not her. Was....not.......her...........

“ I want to follow. She couldnt have gone far.” He was serious. Way serious.

“Lets go” they dashed off, looking for signs of life. They found none.

“Thats enough for today. Lets stay in this cave.” The poor leaf ninjas didnt know they were above the Akatsuki’s home.

They set up beds and made dinner. Sasuke started to go deeper into the cave to she if she was hiding in there. Naruto just looked around for irregular holes for a secret passage ways. Being trained with a perverted sage had its advantages when looking for ‘peep holes’, surprisingly, that was exactly what he found.

“ Sasuke, come here” through the whole in the floor, he saw Sakura, on a bed, reading a book, in only her underwear.

“What?” he said, peering into the whole. No matter how much he would regret it later, he uses his sharigan to see better. She looked up, staring directly into Sasukes eye. He and Naruto were stunned at her next words.

“Itachi, don’t think that because im in a good mood from seeing them, that you can take advantage of looking at me” Her eyes were stern but she smiled flirtitiously.

“What Sakura? I couldnt hear you.” Her smile faded as she looked from the now open door to the peep hole.

“Itachi, theyre here. Above us” she whisperd in his ears so they wouldnt hear. Itachi looked at the peep hole and responded

“Get dressed. Ill tell the others. Well take care of them”

“ you wont kill them will you? I thought they were still of use?”

“No, well just get them away from here and erase their memory. Now, dress”

‘Hai’ was the last thing Sasuke and Naruto heard before the were grabbed and pressed against the back of the cave wall with two of Sasori’s puppets.

“So brother. We meet again. I would have wished under different circumstances.”

“Like you care how i find you when i kill you.”

“No, its just i do feel ashamed of my brother peeping at a fellow akatsuki member”

“What do you me......”

“SAKURA WOULD NEVER JOIN YOU! SHE IS KIND AND PURE!” Naruto spat out like flames were on his tounge.

“Really Naruto? You think you know me so well that you can predict my moves?” Sakura came out from an opening. She was wearing an Akatsuki coat.

“Don’t you love my new outfit?” she said with a hand on one hip and a smirk on her hip.

“And Sasuke, you should listen to your brother. It was not very nice of you to be looking at me in my underwear. And it was so mean of you to use you’re sharigan so the only diffrence between you and your brother was chakra levels.” she pouted and looked at him with big eyes. “You know Sasuke, back then, you could of had me. But thats done and over, huh?”

“Enough of that now” Sasori said in a sour tone which made Sakura frown.

“Fine.”she said, crossing her arm in front of her chest, pouting like a small child. “Im done Itachi. Do your stuff”

“But Sakura.....” Naruto was unsure of what to say next.

“You two mean nothing to me” She said. Her eyes were cold, fierce and determined. Then they feel asleep.

-------later that night-------------

“Wow Sakura, i heard you were especially cold today?un?”said Deidara.

“Eh. They deserved it. I am no toy. Even to you, Sasori.”

“But true. You didnt have to tease them” Itachi said

“This cant be happening. I am being lectured about being mean from mass murders.” She stormed off to her room.

Sakura changed into her blue silk pajamas and laid in bed thinking

“was i too hard?”

-----Sasuke and Naruto------
“ i remember what happend. Just not where.” Naruto said, defeated.

“.......” Sasuke was too deep in thought about Sakura to pay attention to Narutos random mumblings.

‘Do i really mean nothing?”

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“ Hey, Itachi! Come here.” Sasori pleaded.

“ what?! Im watching tv” Itachi was so one minded on Saturday nights.

“You’ll know when you get here. Now get here!” this is so bothersome.

“.......Fine” Sasori could here him slowly get up.

“So. Do you think it looks like her?” Sasori said with a twisted grin. His newest toy was a pink haired kunoichi whom many of the akatsuki members knew as a vixen.

“Shes...... beautiful.” Itachi was one of her biggest fans. She may have been respected as an akatsuki member but that didnt save her from hidden hits.

“ think so? I worked very hard. Took me such a bad time trying to hide her.” Sasori kissed the doll’s check. Now Itachi got his game. First he finds out if Itachi liked the doll, then mess with his mind. Well, Itachi knew he wasnt going to fall for that.

“Im going” He turned his back on Sasori.

“ Fine. Leave me with my doll” You could hear the smile in his voice. But Itachi knew what to do.

**knock, knock**

“ Hey Sakura? Its me, Itachi.”

“ uh, what? Im busy! Can’t you bother me later?” Sakura groaned.

“Not me. Sasori needs you. He’s in his workshop.”

“Whatever.” her door opened and she came out wearing a light pink shirt with the sleeve falling of her shoulder.  It was divine.

Sakura dragged her feat through the hallway.

“5, 4, 3, 2, 1"

“SASORI, IS THAT SUPPOST TO BE ME???!! I AM SO GOING TO TAKE YOUR PUPPET ARMS AND HIDE THEM ALL OVER HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!111111"

“ i love the sound of revenge.” Itachi breathed out and started to walk back to the tv when a hand landed on his shoulder. He froze, afraid to look behind.

“Don’t think your getting off easy Itachi. You think Sasori would want me to see him undressing a puppet version of me?!?” Itachi got a little worried. He had a policy not to hurt any woman without a good reason. Self defense did not qualify, since he never thought that would happen.

“ how am i supposed to know how Sasori gets his kicks?”

“ you know Itachi, playing dumb doesnt say a guy, it hurts him even more” it was sad how true her words were.

After beating Itachi to a pulp, Sakura realized that her shirt had fallen off some where in the fight. L Sakura decided to go in search for it after she got a new shirt. Sadly, she ran into Kisame on the way to her room.

“ Hey, are you putting on a show?” Kisame had a huge grin on his face. Sakura couldnt wait to get to her room.

“Yea, yea. no need to get aroused Kisame.”  She walked right passed him, into her room.

Without Sakura half naked in the hallway, Kisame became very bored. Like monstrously bored. So bored he was bored of being bored. He didn’t know how great being bored was until Deidara came in with Tobi and Zetsu, Laughing his head off.

“Kisame! Hey, guess who has to go to the village to get supplies? And guess what lovely outfit i have ready? Un?” He was way too annoying.

“Hm. I have a good mind its going to be me.” All Kisame could think of was ‘oh joy, another one of Deidara’s dresses.’

“ Yup. Tobi helped and everything. Didnt Tobi?” It was so weird how Tobi talked in the third person.

“Yea. Tobi did a great job with the PINK LACE. Tobi was a good boy”Zetsu smiled

“Uh. Can i trade with someone else?”

“Well,” Deidara pouted “ i wont trade, un. Try to find someone who will if you want to be so mean.”

“Tobi wont do it” You could never see his expression behind that annoying orange mask. Zetsu was gone already. Sasori and Itachi were beat up by Sakura.

“ guess that leaves Sakura.”

“Yea! With Sakura gone, i can have Sasori no Danna all to myself, un” Deidara exclaimed. “ i mean seriously. Just beacuse Sasori no Danna wanted to make her one of his puppets, she thinks shes special to him, un” Deidara mutterd to himself
Kisame had already started walking to Sakuras room.

**Knock-

“What!!???!?! WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BOTHERING ME TODAY! GOD!!!”

“ Deidara stuck me with supply shopping. Want to trade?”

“ AS LONG AS IT GETS ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!111"

“Great. Go pick up your dress from  Deidara.”

“Tch. No way. I may be a girl, but that doest mean i have to wear those weird outfits Deidara makes”

“Whatever. This means im off the hook”

Sakura turned back into her turquoise room and ran amuck, looking for her old kunoichi outfit. She hoped it still fit. And here it was, all nice and clean, in the way back corners of her drawer.

“ my god. The shirt barely fits. I must have grown quite a lot since then!” she smiled at how foolishly happy she would be if she still lived in Konoha.

She fixed her hair and walked outside the room. She entered the main room where, Kisame, Sasori, Itachi and Deidara. Kisame gave her a whistle as she said she was leaving. She was into of a great mood to care about his comment or Itachi and Sasoris smiles.

------At the village and stuff-------

Sakura didnt realize how warm it was outside. It was usaully cold inside the cave in which their headquarters were located.

She reached the village and went into a market. She seemed pretty normal, picking out to get a Kleenex or Scott brand. After getting they neccesscery material items, she decided to grab some ramen before she got the food. She sat down at the Bar table with the other people and orderedsome miso ramen. She ignored the many stares of the men around her. She gulped down the ramen like Naruto used to. That seriously turned them off. She finished, paid the bill and walked out of the resterant. She refrained the feeling to kill any man who looked her that way.

She got the food and walked around a bit, seeing if there were any suspistions that they were here. She kept her cool. Thing was, she freaked when she saw Naruto and Sasuke walking around. She couldnt let them see her so she ran. And fast.

Sadly, it was too late.    The kyubbi vessel had already seen her. For he would know that hair anywhere.
“Sasuke, i just saw Sakura.” they were on a mission to see if some of the rumors were true. That a pink haired girl came here every so often.

“You sure?” it would have not been the first wild goose chase Naruto had sent them on in search of her.

“ Positive. I know it. She went this way” Naruto lead them down a forest path, following the girl throgh the branches. Little did they know she had become an Akatsuki member and was well aware of their exact  position. They thought no different a few years back. Weak. She hated that.
So she stopped, right in her tracks, sat down at a tree stump and pulled out and apple. What was she to do? If she lost them, which was every easy, she would break the cargo. If she lead them to the cave, they would have to kill them AND move again. If they confronted her, she would have to kill them, go back or die. All seemed hard. When she finally made up her mind, it was too late. Naruto jumped down from the tree he and Sasuke were hiding in.

“Sakura......” he said

Sakura lifted her head and smiled at him, acknowledging his company.

“Why are you here?” this seemed more real than any dream. She was really there. But why did she leave? “Why arent you in Konoha with me and Saskue, training with Tsunade-sama?”

“Beacause i don’t need to be.” Naruto was taken aback. He thought Sakura would jump into his arms, saying how she was kidnapped and missed him so much. Sasuke jumped down now, surprised at the still Sakura. Just as she was a moment ago.

“Ah, Sasuke. Now we have a picnic. Too bad i have to go” Sasuke was amused by the lack of the ‘-kun’ at the end of his name. He raised an eyebrow.

“What? Do i look different? Or are you two just so surprised at how I’ve changed?” Well Naruto ans Sasuke were a little impressed by her calmness and naturly, her large chest. She stood up and put a couple of leaves into her bags. It almost looked like she was cushioning the things inside.

“Sorry our little reunion was so short. You just caught me at a bad time” and then she was gone. Only a log lay where she was.

“Should we go after her?” asked Naruto.

“ No. that couldnt have been Sakura. That was a totally different person.”

“But it looked like Sakura.”

“Looks are only skin deep. Our Sakura is gone. A new one has been born.” The Sakura i love is gone. Shes gone. That was not her. Was....not.......her...........

“ I want to follow. She couldnt have gone far.” He was serious. Way serious.

“Lets go” they dashed off, looking for signs of life. They found none.

“Thats enough for today. Lets stay in this cave.” The poor leaf ninjas didnt know they were above the Akatsuki’s home.

They set up beds and made dinner. Sasuke started to go deeper into the cave to she if she was hiding in there. Naruto just looked around for irregular holes for a secret passage ways. Being trained with a perverted sage had its advantages when looking for ‘peep holes’, surprisingly, that was exactly what he found.

“ Sasuke, come here” through the whole in the floor, he saw Sakura, on a bed, reading a book, in only her underwear.

“What?” he said, peering into the whole. No matter how much he would regret it later, he uses his sharigan to see better. She looked up, staring directly into Sasukes eye. He and Naruto were stunned at her next words.

“Itachi, don’t think that because im in a good mood from seeing them, that you can take advantage of looking at me” Her eyes were stern but she smiled flirtitiously.

“What Sakura? I couldnt hear you.” Her smile faded as she looked from the now open door to the peep hole.

“Itachi, theyre here. Above us” she whisperd in his ears so they wouldnt hear. Itachi looked at the peep hole and responded

“Get dressed. Ill tell the others. Well take care of them”

“ you wont kill them will you? I thought they were still of use?”

“No, well just get them away from here and erase their memory. Now, dress”

‘Hai’ was the last thing Sasuke and Naruto heard before the were grabbed and pressed against the back of the cave wall with two of Sasori’s puppets.

“So brother. We meet again. I would have wished under different circumstances.”

“Like you care how i find you when i kill you.”

“No, its just i do feel ashamed of my brother peeping at a fellow akatsuki member”

“What do you me......”

“SAKURA WOULD NEVER JOIN YOU! SHE IS KIND AND PURE!” Naruto spat out like flames were on his tounge.

“Really Naruto? You think you know me so well that you can predict my moves?” Sakura came out from an opening. She was wearing an Akatsuki coat.

“Don’t you love my new outfit?” she said with a hand on one hip and a smirk on her hip.

“And Sasuke, you should listen to your brother. It was not very nice of you to be looking at me in my underwear. And it was so mean of you to use you’re sharigan so the only diffrence between you and your brother was chakra levels.” she pouted and looked at him with big eyes. “You know Sasuke, back then, you could of had me. But thats done and over, huh?”

“Enough of that now” Sasori said in a sour tone which made Sakura frown.

“Fine.”she said, crossing her arm in front of her chest, pouting like a small child. “Im done Itachi. Do your stuff”

“But Sakura.....” Naruto was unsure of what to say next.

“You two mean nothing to me” She said. Her eyes were cold, fierce and determined. Then they feel asleep.

-------later that night-------------

“Wow Sakura, i heard you were especially cold today?un?”said Deidara.

“Eh. They deserved it. I am no toy. Even to you, Sasori.”

“But true. You didnt have to tease them” Itachi said

“This cant be happening. I am being lectured about being mean from mass murders.” She stormed off to her room.

Sakura changed into her blue silk pajamas and laid in bed thinking

“was i too hard?”

-----Sasuke and Naruto------
“ i remember what happend. Just not where.” Naruto said, defeated.

“.......” Sasuke was too deep in thought about Sakura to pay attention to Narutos random mumblings.

‘Do i really mean nothing?”