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jswv β Van Helsing Demotivational
Published: 2011-05-30 00:55:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 11164; Favourites: 258; Downloads: 2515
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Remember when vampires and werewolfs were awesome? Batman vs. Dracula, Van Helsing, bunch of Dracula movies, the 1992 dracula, Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, and Catlevania.Then Twilight came along and ruined it all.
I mean my God! The Vampires from Scooby Doo look badass compared to Edward, Count Von Count is freaking Butch compared to Twilight!
I can't believe people hate Van Helsing by the way, it's so awesome and strait foward, not needlessly complicated.
Van Helsing Belongs to Universal.
Holy Crap! I made a motivational that's not Star Wars!
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And Harry Potter turned witches that were once respected and feared into whiny bookworms. How does it feel to get a taste of your own medicine Twilight Hater?
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If Hugh Jackman teams up with Crispin Freeman (Alucard) nothing could stop those two! I'll take to the Cullens!
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It's a shame Van Helsing got such bad reviews- it was alot of fun to watch.
Dracula would be ashamed if he ever met Edward.
Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight- they explode idiots!
Awesome meme, by the way
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I love you!
Hugh Jackman suits the Van Helksing role well, no?Β Β
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Only if the Sniper tagged along with Helsing.
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If anyone played Dawnguard (expansion pack for Skyrim featuring an Evil Vampire Lord, a hot Vampire princess, and a bunch of awesome, crossbow wielding vampire hunters led by the black version of Clint Eastwood. And it revolves around stopping a Vampire plot to destroy the sun), you know how awesome it is.Β
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*bows to jswv*
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All Hail The Awesome One!
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hold on! (Grabs shotgun) i'm coming with you!
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I think I liked these vampires more than the Twilight ones. As vampires, of course!! I mean, not like, you know.... They were more realistic to me, and didn't use any glitter. 
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Man, I wonder what Stephen Summers was thinking when directing this film...
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YES!!! AND I'LL HELP HIM TRACK 'EM DOWN!!! F YOU TWILIGHT!!!
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Van Helsing is a terrible movie, but enjoyably so. And yes, still a better love story than Twilight. At least these vampires didn't sparkle.
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that was an awsome movie! twilight can suck it!
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YEEEEEEES!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS! KILLL THE SUCKERS AAALLL!!!!!!
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In this world of Twilight, what we need is van Helsing!
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If we join, do we get the totally awsome Vampire Hunter hat and jacket?
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Can I join in the hunt? *has weapons ready
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sounds like y'all are makin' Van Helsing wanna avoid the cullens! I smell FANGIRLS!!!
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No, he's not. He hunts vampires, not fairies.
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If anyone can kill those sparkling fairies, then its VAN HELSING XD LOL
This had me laughing for awhile LOL
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The Cullens are wusses who'd run off, look at all the fights they avoid.
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He's too good for the Cullens...just saying
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I thought you killed vampires, not fairies...
Oh well. They're all the way down Failure Avenue.
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love it! made me laugh i love van helsing so well done too you !!!
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O.o? I don't think van Hellsing would go hunting for fairies...
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You know, I really do't think Van Hellsing would go after the Cullens.
The guy beat Dracula. Do you think he'd lower himself to the point of hunting down them.
Besides, where would amateur vampire hunters get their practice.
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Good point
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They make dumb teenage girls think: "Ooh! Vampires are so Pretty" Van Helsing would probably stop vampire propaganda to save the lives of teenage girls.
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You have a point. Though I still think he'd leave this to some younger hunters. The Cullens would make for some decent field practice.
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Ok, I love twilight, but I am so not afraid to make fun of it. I love Van Helsing!!! 
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You're so D*MN right! I love Van Helsing, it's my favourite movie and for certain reasons it has a special place in my heart... Might guess what I think about Twilight? Give ya a little hint: 
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Thank you,I might make more, but I don't want to be repetitive.
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love it! Inspired! And your comments are absolutely true.
round of applause for you!
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