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Published: 2011-11-09 14:41:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 6236; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 135
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Description The ME2 version of Ass Effect!

This time commander Shepard's poor victim happens to be Joker. Poor, poor Joker. It's not his fault that his bones break easily, or that Shepard's groping is actually extra rough.

For those who don't know, Joker has a disease called Vrolik syndrome, which causes his bones to shatter very easily from hips and legs. So yeah.

And oh Jacob, you will probably also get a fair share of Shepard's perversions.

Also, oblivious Garrus is oblivious.
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Comments: 42

holodeck-shepard [2012-09-10 17:08:45 +0000 UTC]

This goes beyond genius.
I never paired MSHep and Joker together, but now....new pairing accepted.

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BoomersGirl98 [2012-05-06 20:43:14 +0000 UTC]

d'aaww, poor Joker!! I probably would have done the same thing, but still! LOVE IT!! they're both sexy and I love your drawing technique!

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JokenxD [2012-02-08 17:19:46 +0000 UTC]

i like the way you ddraw joker

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limebanana In reply to JokenxD [2012-02-08 17:30:54 +0000 UTC]

aw thanks. xD

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guollugala [2011-11-16 17:40:54 +0000 UTC]

Ass Effect <3

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limebanana In reply to guollugala [2011-11-16 18:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Effect of the Ass <3

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KCno [2011-11-12 22:09:46 +0000 UTC]

o god

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Offcast [2011-11-10 16:58:39 +0000 UTC]

Joker Joker
nasty boy

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lbawstarkiller [2011-11-10 07:25:07 +0000 UTC]

poor joker :,(

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ravenwing136 [2011-11-10 04:16:14 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what Joker will have to tell Chakwas this time?

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limebanana In reply to ravenwing136 [2011-11-10 10:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, I hadn't thought about that. xD I guess he'll either blame it all instantly on Shepard, or he'll just say he fell on the stairs.

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ravenwing136 In reply to limebanana [2011-11-12 06:09:11 +0000 UTC]

he'll definitely blame it on Shepard, cue the lecture from Chakwas

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Tsuki-Spartaness [2011-11-10 01:05:53 +0000 UTC]

+10,000 that stuff right there. Not only is your drawing style top notch and make all the characters look epic without ruining either styles (your own and Bioware's) but you also made it incredibly funny.

Plus they're both hawt.

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limebanana In reply to Tsuki-Spartaness [2011-11-10 10:04:53 +0000 UTC]

Waaah, what a lovely comment. Thank you so much. I'm trying my best not to ruin the characters with my drawing style and horrible taste of humour. X,D But I'm very glad you like them!

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Tsuki-Spartaness In reply to limebanana [2011-11-15 13:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Do it moar. It's very cool/cute/epic.

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Dragonpride12 [2011-11-10 00:29:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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LSDInkvizitor [2011-11-09 22:03:58 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine Ass Effect only with Tali Humans had always horrible asses no matter what (male or female)

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limebanana In reply to LSDInkvizitor [2011-11-10 10:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha I have to admit, she also has an incredibly nice butt.

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LSDInkvizitor In reply to limebanana [2011-11-10 11:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Best Asses:

1. Quarians
2. Turians
3. Hanars
4. Elcors
....
12. Humans

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DarrianShepard [2011-11-09 20:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Haha!

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IdesSatyrking [2011-11-09 20:35:04 +0000 UTC]

HA!

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Echoing-DelCrystal [2011-11-09 20:16:15 +0000 UTC]

omg I fucking loved this

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limebanana In reply to Echoing-DelCrystal [2011-11-09 21:35:16 +0000 UTC]

well I'm glad you like it.

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Echoing-DelCrystal In reply to limebanana [2011-11-09 21:36:19 +0000 UTC]

my boyfriend and our friend are playing it.right now when I saw that it was just perfect

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limebanana In reply to Echoing-DelCrystal [2011-11-09 21:59:57 +0000 UTC]

oh, well that's great to hear.

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Echoing-DelCrystal In reply to limebanana [2011-11-09 22:05:36 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Keashii [2011-11-09 19:59:36 +0000 UTC]

lololol

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WildRedRose14 [2011-11-09 17:46:57 +0000 UTC]

this is great!
Poor Joker....*shakes head*
Commander, you need to go for some-one more.......robust.

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limebanana In reply to WildRedRose14 [2011-11-09 21:34:50 +0000 UTC]

haha thank you xD

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WildRedRose14 In reply to limebanana [2011-11-09 22:05:41 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome!

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Sithis666 [2011-11-09 16:46:22 +0000 UTC]

ahahah, i was NOT expecting that xD lol x)

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limebanana In reply to Sithis666 [2011-11-09 21:33:17 +0000 UTC]

neither were they. XD

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Sithis666 In reply to limebanana [2011-11-09 21:42:06 +0000 UTC]

XD

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JokenxD [2011-11-09 16:30:07 +0000 UTC]

aw, poor Joker

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limebanana In reply to JokenxD [2011-11-09 16:33:14 +0000 UTC]

yup. I pity him.

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BanzaiSquirrel [2011-11-09 15:47:17 +0000 UTC]

HA HA HA HA

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Mesapholis [2011-11-09 15:38:13 +0000 UTC]

woa...i didn know shepard can be this rough o.O

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limebanana In reply to Mesapholis [2011-11-09 16:33:04 +0000 UTC]

haha yeah well, maybe he can't control his strength because of all of his implants.

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CheroshSeiphar [2011-11-09 14:51:15 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFFF... xD
Awwwwww, damn you, Commander Shepard!

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limebanana In reply to CheroshSeiphar [2011-11-09 16:31:44 +0000 UTC]

yes, he is such a naughty boy!

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CheroshSeiphar In reply to limebanana [2011-11-09 16:35:18 +0000 UTC]

He could need some... disciplining...

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KhPcSprites [2011-11-09 14:42:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL ^.^

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