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Published: 2011-06-01 08:40:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 9243; Favourites: 166; Downloads: 164
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Description There are probably tons of similar comics already, but I just had to. :I

You know, one of those days when you are just minding your own business, and suddenly your boss comes around and gropes your butt and tells the most stupid pick up line ever. ..no, you don't know? Well, ask Kaidan what it's like. He knows.

maleShep/Alenko ftw~
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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to ??? [2013-07-20 19:34:44 +0000 UTC]

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Vanessalisa [2013-04-23 08:22:03 +0000 UTC]

oh my God that's what I reacted when my older sister did that she knows that I hate people grabbing my ass when I'm in a bad mood or stress

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YukiMinamoto [2012-12-08 21:39:24 +0000 UTC]

XD Poor Kaiden. Shepard is so cheesy with his flirting! XD

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harpyeagle45 [2012-12-03 00:51:02 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Annalyia [2012-08-27 01:19:54 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing xD

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virginsnake77 [2012-04-26 14:19:35 +0000 UTC]

love the drawing! freaking funny as heck!

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XaryenMaelstrom [2012-04-24 15:57:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh I can see this.. I can so see this.

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SweetWisteria [2012-04-09 02:43:54 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO! Yes. Yes it is. The only thing that could possibly make this better is a very offended Miranda in the background. Because she spends alllllll of me2 trying to convince Shepard that she has the best ass.

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limebanana In reply to SweetWisteria [2012-04-09 09:22:52 +0000 UTC]

omg that's a great idea! XD I just might draw something like that next time.

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TysonWinn [2012-04-06 17:25:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL
Tactical Cloak->Pull->Charge
x)))

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ManticoreEX In reply to TysonWinn [2012-04-07 23:11:30 +0000 UTC]

LOOOKK!

SOOO True Tyson!

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MetalheadRiceFarmer [2012-02-15 04:32:03 +0000 UTC]

That's a hit & run right there.

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holodeck-shepard [2012-01-02 00:05:19 +0000 UTC]

if only.....

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oswaiisitboy [2011-12-06 07:32:09 +0000 UTC]

hahaha.. oooh my goodness this made me cry-laugh so hard

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CenturyKing [2011-10-22 10:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Looks sexy xD

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assuming-control [2011-10-22 10:03:20 +0000 UTC]

aijaa nรครค olitki suomesta, turhaa kai mรครค enklantia koitan solokottaa

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assuming-control [2011-10-22 10:01:43 +0000 UTC]

haha, shepard shpuld totally try that one

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abacusa [2011-10-17 01:36:58 +0000 UTC]

I... this... I mean... AWWWWWWW! <3
Geez, I love this! I wish it happened in the game! xD

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limebanana In reply to abacusa [2011-10-17 08:54:39 +0000 UTC]

I agree! Mass Effect needs more perverted humor. XD

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muy-magnifico [2011-10-13 18:09:04 +0000 UTC]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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KeiteGreen [2011-08-30 17:00:46 +0000 UTC]

agreedXD

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pigfish [2011-07-10 16:09:21 +0000 UTC]

This is so cute and funny and all-around wonderful. maleShep/Kaidan FTW!

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Kitsura-of-the-leaf [2011-06-17 06:30:41 +0000 UTC]

This makes me smile and laugh so much

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death-note-writer [2011-06-10 04:57:10 +0000 UTC]

lol amazing xD

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Qwikitty [2011-06-05 09:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Little do you know that's how men in the military actually act. They usually cry "no homo" first. It's a game called "Gay Chicken".

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Qwikitty [2013-07-20 19:33:36 +0000 UTC]

Really? That actually sounds funny. xD

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JokenxD [2011-06-04 09:13:06 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lolololololololololol
rofl

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RiddlesofTrickster [2011-06-03 17:45:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love the last expression! priceless!!

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RogueofAsgard [2011-06-02 14:34:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL! this is brilliant! this is amazing. ...i think that my life has become complete.

also. this is making me think about things. I have a 'thing' for m!Shep and Kaidan. and ... yes.

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limebanana In reply to RogueofAsgard [2011-06-02 16:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Wow thank you.

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Steelcry [2011-06-01 21:32:28 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHA! Nice one! *favs* I would love to see more moments like this in game; we need more funny moments...

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limebanana In reply to Steelcry [2011-06-01 21:34:04 +0000 UTC]

I agree! Shepard is always way too serious, he/she needs to chill out a little. >D

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Steelcry In reply to limebanana [2011-06-01 21:48:04 +0000 UTC]

So true... *sigh* I really do wonder why you can't romance Kaidan as a guy; I was so disappointed when I found this out...

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irishguy1916 [2011-06-01 20:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Replace Kaidan with Tali and I'll agree.

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limebanana In reply to irishguy1916 [2011-06-01 21:22:25 +0000 UTC]

True, she also has a very.. gropeable butt.

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LINCARD1000 [2011-06-01 18:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Heh, oh if only this could have been done in game. Poor, naive, oblivious Kaidan, forever just out of reach...

"Alenko, I dropped something down the back of the seats in the Mako, I order you to come help me find it... why yes, you'll have to bend over juuuuuuust a little bit more, yeah, that's right, come to papa... bow chika wow wooooow...."

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limebanana In reply to LINCARD1000 [2011-06-01 21:25:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah, I agree. If this was actually possible in the game, I would die happy. xD

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LINCARD1000 In reply to limebanana [2011-06-02 07:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Heh, from what tid-bits have been released about ME3, it sounds like Bioware might be possibly giving this (or something similar) as an option. We can keep our respective fingers crossed, anyway

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Bas-Serabas [2011-06-01 18:26:58 +0000 UTC]

awesome! XD

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limebanana In reply to Bas-Serabas [2011-06-01 21:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Thankies!

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Bas-Serabas In reply to limebanana [2011-06-01 21:26:53 +0000 UTC]

no problem~

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jessypet92 [2011-06-01 18:15:46 +0000 UTC]

Ofcourse it is!

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limebanana In reply to jessypet92 [2011-06-01 21:32:36 +0000 UTC]

yeah, truly!

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lishuss [2011-06-01 18:13:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry but you will soon be hearing from my lawyer for stealing. You have snuck into my mind and taken my favorite fantasy

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limebanana In reply to lishuss [2011-06-01 21:30:04 +0000 UTC]

aaah, I actully got scared when I read the first sentence. :'D

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lishuss In reply to limebanana [2011-06-02 17:15:31 +0000 UTC]

hehe

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raynetempura [2011-06-01 17:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, hilarious

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limebanana In reply to raynetempura [2011-06-01 18:04:42 +0000 UTC]

hehehe, thanks. >D

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Zerenitia [2011-06-01 14:52:17 +0000 UTC]

But...but that pickup line is GOLD!

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limebanana In reply to Zerenitia [2011-06-01 17:54:51 +0000 UTC]

TOTALLY! Maybe I'd be more popular if I used that line.

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