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Published: 2009-11-01 23:58:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 599; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 5
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My entry into 's Slasher Jam!This is Dumpy Dinkle.
He may not look that horrific, but I'll give you three guesses at what's in that sandwich!
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The sandwich contains:
1. Spelt (Dinkel (pronounced almost like Dinkle) is the Swedish word for 'spelt'
2. Fried Cthulhu Octupus Rings
3. Every horror ever seen pressed and milled into powder, stuffed in a ham and then sliced into pieces.
4. Mustard
5. Custard
A lot of people seem to say human, but I would say that he is too much of a gentleman to eat human on a sandwich. He prefers meatdishes with a tasty winesauce and potatoes. Am I right?
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You are brilliant! HA! I laughed so hard there! Yes, he probably does eat all polite and refined, when others are watching, when they aren't...the stuff gets all over!
Also...Fried Cthulhu Rings...genius!
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Hahaha! 3 guesses as to what is in the sandwich? Maan now THAT is creepy. 
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Thank you so much! And be sure and avoid him at all costs. Although most people probably would even without a warning!
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It's always the innocent looking ones that you have to watch...
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or the fat ones with glasses you can't see through. and hats with ribbons. that's the clincher.
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Probably some human organ. Could be he hates knives...prefers his teeth!
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A cannibal but he looks so nice?I suppose he could hang out with Dave
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I am sure Dave could find something for him to do!
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he chould work the BBQ wagon at tyhe Cranvail
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or at least just be the supplier! HA!
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now there's a idea for a cross over comic
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1. Rat Poison
2. Retractable Butterfly Knife
3. Delicious ham and swiss
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Very close and verrry good guesses. Those are all in his pockets. You kryptonian you!
The sandwich is filled with human gallbladder & pancreas.
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Oh yum! My grandma makes a mean gallbladder and pancreas chili. It's totally to dies for!
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Hmm.
What if they mystery meat in the sandwich is..... HUMAN!!
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HA! you might just be onto something there!
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Awesome 
I don't know why but he gives off a Norman Bates type vibe.
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HA! HAHAHA ! Too cool, now he has to have some sort of mother!
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haha! eat HIM up, eat HIM up!
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That was a quote from a very old seldom seen episode of the Little Rascals.
A Medicine man from Africa gets loose in the city and has a thing for Candy. Every time he see's one of the kids with candy he starts yelling "Yum Yum eat em up!" and chases the kids who think he wants to eat them.
They stopped playing it years ago because it was considered racist. I really was too.
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AHAHA! HOLY CRAP! I think I totally remember that! Saturday mornings! Munster, Bugs Bunny, Little Rascals!
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Looks like a perfect boy friend for Fat Granny!
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AHA! She would kick him in the cashews, he's a bastard cannibal! Don't get too close.
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Well, she is a wrestler, so maybe she'd be able to fend him off...
She eats rat-donuts so I guess she is a bit too good for him.
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you got that right, he's no where near her level! Although now he's obsessed with her. See how fast he moves?
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Oh great, and here she is desperate for a date.
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I'm available. I hear good things about her.
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She'll pick YOU up at 8!
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woohoo! I am going to shower! Using my new donut scented soap!
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You'll be irresistible!
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